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(CNN)   Woman tries to paint a mural in a private animal preserve where 750lb. tigers are allowed to roam freely. Hilarity ensues.   (cnn.com) divider line 33
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2002-02-04 06:31:46 AM
One should not approach a tiger when having her period
 
2002-02-04 06:43:30 AM
What would Drew Curtis, of Drew Curtis's FARK.COM, have to say about this?
 
2002-02-04 06:54:24 AM
She deserves one great, big, raving cry of "MONGO!"
 
2002-02-04 07:03:22 AM
Hmmm. Darwinian forces averted?
 
2002-02-04 07:05:53 AM
You Tarzan, migraine
 
2002-02-04 07:08:35 AM
Another thrilling victory for Bobo the Wonder Cat!
 
2002-02-04 07:17:41 AM
Finally Garfield took it one step too far...
 
2002-02-04 07:43:49 AM
Stevarooni,
Maybe, but I think it deserves an honourable mention.
 
2002-02-04 07:53:33 AM
Sit, Bobo, sit.
 
2002-02-04 08:17:29 AM
What's this about a mural?
 
2002-02-04 08:21:26 AM
hold the phone! just how is being bitten on the head by a tiger and receiving fractures classed as hilarity?
 
2002-02-04 08:25:19 AM
"Please, come to my 'compound' and paint for me."

"Oh, Okay."

Guh.
 
2002-02-04 08:29:55 AM
Time for more bleach in the gene pool...
 
2002-02-04 08:53:03 AM
ROOOAAARRR! BIATCH!
 
2002-02-04 09:07:02 AM

Meow
 
2002-02-04 09:55:27 AM
Sort of makes you rethink that whole food chain thing.
 
2002-02-04 10:07:30 AM
Perfectly understandable. If I'm eating steak and even think that you might want to take it away from me, you might get attacked too!

The woman deserves a Darwin.
 
2002-02-04 10:58:23 AM
Read the story, people. Why do submitters concentrate on funny headlines and are often way off base? It says nothing about a mural, just that she was painting part of the compound, preparing for a photoshoot.
Ever heard of painting weathered walls?
Sheesh, people are getting dumber and dumber.
 
2002-02-04 11:35:20 AM
stfu
 
2002-02-04 11:40:26 AM
Is the owner of this compound some sort of James Bond villain? Perhaps this woman saw too much and had to be disposed of...

Beats the hell out of a shark tank.
 
2002-02-04 11:43:16 AM
First, a hippo bit someone's head. Now a tiger bites another person's head. If there is a third occurance (e.gg. a llama bites someone's head), then we'll have a pattern..
 
2002-02-04 11:49:54 AM
I agree with Yamprico. Funny titles are good an' all, but people shouldn't go out of there way to make a title that has absolutely no farking thing to do with the article.
 
2002-02-04 12:50:12 PM
Yamprico
Articles: none posted

That's what I thought.
 
2002-02-04 01:44:10 PM
so what? I don't submit, either
 
2002-02-04 01:46:32 PM
at least I read
 
2002-02-04 01:48:08 PM
(woo-hoo, someone has 2 whole posts to their credit. I'm impressed)
 
2002-02-04 02:05:18 PM
If the tiger gets in trouble/euthanized for this, I'll be pissed. Millions of years of evolved instinct telling the tiger "bite monkeys on the head, they taste good!" and this incident surprises anyone?
 
2002-02-04 02:35:01 PM
Atta boy Bobo! Let no one enter your domain! Teach everyone to fear the name Bobo!
 
2002-02-04 03:38:51 PM
Headlines with the words "dumbass, france surrenders, hilarity ensues, fb is the father", , , anything having to do with felines, arab beheadings, sports themed photoshops, announcing a Fark party will get your stories posted.
 
2002-02-04 04:25:14 PM
Yamprico: Don't make me sic Bobo on you.

Halpas: I'll remember that.

So sue me. It was 2 am... would like to see anyone as coherent as I was at that time. Without coffee.
 
2002-02-04 05:19:26 PM
And now we all know where the term "numb skull" comes from. Whatta relief.

Dumb ass.
 
2002-02-04 06:10:43 PM
Is there any time where hilarity doesn't ensue? Jeezus.
 
2002-02-05 12:44:13 AM
 
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