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(OOps Celebs!) Boobies There's probably three or four farkers who haven't seen Paris Hilton nekkid yet, so here you go   (members.fortunecity.com) divider line 210
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doug_riddle
2004-08-29 06:35:14 PM
I was one of the ones. Now I'm not. I remain unimpressed. Somebody give the chick a sandwich.
 
jimmie_the_scumbag
2004-08-29 06:48:28 PM
Add me to the 3 or 4 Farkers. Never was interested. "Brains over Boobs" It's a good thing my g/f has both.
 
GuinnessDrinker
2004-08-29 07:08:09 PM
And after clicking on that link, they still haven't seen her nekkid yet.
 
Nabb1 [TotalFark]
2004-08-29 07:22:48 PM
For crying out loud, who hasn't seen her naked, yet? There are remote tribes of people deep in the Amazon basin who still live in the stone age and haven't even made use of the wheel yet that have seen Paris Hilton naked.
 
Big Merl [TotalFark]
2004-08-29 07:35:20 PM
What? No night vision?
 
MunchCunch
2004-08-29 10:20:21 PM
Pop Up hell besides, Paris really is not overly attractive woman. Not bad, but I think her money situation gives her that boost of "babedom" she probably does not deserve.

Will you marry me, Paris?
 
angtrnge
2004-08-29 11:02:03 PM
I hadn't either. She's rather ugly.
 
SkydivingNurse
2004-08-29 11:05:08 PM
Who? Oh yeah, that skank ass ho bag.
/just kidding, I love you paris, email me...
 
CastleCraver
2004-08-29 11:05:36 PM
Here's hoping those 3 or 4 farkers all have popup-blockers and spyware scanners
 
planetjim
2004-08-29 11:06:01 PM
I would cross the street to avoid hitting it.

/eeeeugh.
 
RubyRed
2004-08-29 11:06:11 PM
She Has Sharp Knees
 
filthydigital
2004-08-29 11:06:31 PM
She has an abnormally long torsoe and abnormally short legs.

/would still hit it
 
argoncranes
2004-08-29 11:06:45 PM
That cooze is used.
 
Don Dokken
2004-08-29 11:07:30 PM
Gator pop-ups teh suck.
 
SkydivingNurse
2004-08-29 11:07:37 PM
Pop ups? People still get pop ups?
/loving the Firefox goodness
//also loving spybot s&d
 
Pfil
2004-08-29 11:07:47 PM
There are also 3 or 4 farkers left who don't know that all boobies links these days are paid links?
 
Fecal Pandora
2004-08-29 11:08:09 PM

"Jesus she's a bigger Ho than me."
 
mialynneb [TotalFark]
2004-08-29 11:08:40 PM
Dude, I bet screwing her is like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.
 
crayola_chicken
2004-08-29 11:08:55 PM
i always figured that the 3 or 4 farkers in question were simply of the variety that didn't click on anything NSFW.
 
brian_cordell
2004-08-29 11:08:57 PM
Just a small technical point about these pictures: she's not naked.

Dumbass.

/would still hit it
 
dupper
2004-08-29 11:09:01 PM
Mozilla, people! It's really not that hard, and it'll change your fapping life!
 
Sayten
2004-08-29 11:09:13 PM
WASTE OF AIR
 
orrinbloquy
2004-08-29 11:09:15 PM
 
eddie van heinous
2004-08-29 11:10:24 PM
Ive always thought she was cute, but that coochie looks used and abused. Or as my girl would say, "rode hard and put away wet."
 
scrowdid
2004-08-29 11:10:46 PM
This girl's gross.
 
Shadowin
2004-08-29 11:10:56 PM
Wow, so many people can't figure out how to get to page 2, which has the boobs. Link is NSFW.

http://members.fortunecity.com/noops210/fcnoops_paris_hilton010002.html
 
brian_cordell
2004-08-29 11:11:58 PM
Let's get to what really matters here. Who has the link to the Paris Hilton Sex Video?

Come on, we know you're out there. Share and share alike.
 
Bhh
2004-08-29 11:12:38 PM
Hitable with that biohazard suit Alton Brown was wearing in that photoshop contest. What would you talk about though? Seems vacant as a box of hair.
 
JDJoeE
2004-08-29 11:12:42 PM
Id marry her to get my hands on her...money. Shes kind of anorexic looking and seems to have the mind of a drug addled eggplant thats been repeatedly drop kicked as a seed.
 
Mad Ogre
2004-08-29 11:12:58 PM
She is an ugly person inside and out.
 
cewhite
2004-08-29 11:12:59 PM
MunchCunch

You really should try Mozilla Firefox. In the popup blocking department, it blows away IE and everything else. (I got no popups on this site whatsoever. Well, except the obvious one.)
 
dramatools [TotalFark]
2004-08-29 11:13:05 PM
Meh. They left out the crotch shots.
 
whoiswes
2004-08-29 11:13:08 PM
wow, this is the longest 15 minutes of my life...

/is it over yet???
 
essucht
2004-08-29 11:13:33 PM
Paris really does need a sammitch...but now this check on the right, OTOH;
 
goodmoto
2004-08-29 11:13:35 PM
Ok, so she's not perfect. But whats the matter with you guys? I'd fark her..
 
Seiru
2004-08-29 11:14:15 PM
cewhite-Better yet, he should use Opera.
 
Arami76 [TotalFark]
2004-08-29 11:14:16 PM
She's got big feet. Big wide feet. Probably EE width or something.
 
cewhite
2004-08-29 11:15:18 PM
dramatools

I'm pretty sure this (NSFW) would qualify.
 
WizardX
2004-08-29 11:16:15 PM
You know, if we would just stop paying attention to her, she'd go away.
 
sweevil
2004-08-29 11:17:07 PM
I like'em skinny. Closer to the bone, the sweeter the meat.

But anyone expecting to see somthin' here that ain't on the regular intarweb thingy...well, go back to you'rin' regular viewin.....nothin to see here...
 
laurascudder
2004-08-29 11:17:10 PM
Let's hope those three or four Farkers are smart enough to not even use Windows. Woo, that's me!

Used and abused describes her well. Wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole even if I was into chicks.
 
DangerDummy
2004-08-29 11:17:54 PM
Ze goggles! Zey do nothing!

Ahahahahaha! That was a line on "The Simpsons"! Isn't that funny?

Speaking of cartoons:

"Who wouldn't want to have sex with a grasshopper?"

Seth McFarlane, re: Paris Hilton
 
dramatools [TotalFark]
2004-08-29 11:18:29 PM
cewhite: Yeah, that's it. Must not have seen it amongst all the tired old FHM shots and the ungodly bad HTML. People just shouldn't use Front Page to do their websites.
 
quasi-liberal
2004-08-29 11:18:37 PM


/not my creation, but great
 
oddbudman
2004-08-29 11:18:50 PM
no talent ass clown
 
TotallyFarkedDude
2004-08-29 11:18:57 PM
Isn't she, like, dead already? I mean, she's to totally over the hill now.
 
Devoid
2004-08-29 11:19:10 PM
Also, Opera is teh hawt. Free and easy, just like Paris!
 
kliq
2004-08-29 11:19:17 PM


/then maybe...
 
Peeeeeccolo
2004-08-29 11:19:21 PM
Eww, hell no.
 
brian_cordell
2004-08-29 11:19:59 PM
One more time, let's get to the damn point here. Who's got the link to the Paris Hilton Sex Video.

Because I don't.

I suck.
 
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