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2002-02-03 11:16:34 AM
200 guys x 1 cave + 0 showers = gross
 
2002-02-03 11:21:03 AM
Do the Taliban even know how to spell math or test ?
 
2002-02-03 11:34:17 AM
do they say Pi is 3?
 
2002-02-03 11:42:41 AM
"Abdul, what is 2+2?"

"Uhhh....4?"

"WRONG! The correct answer is, 'Death to America!!!'"
 
2002-02-03 12:11:53 PM
I thought it might be fun to take the quiz, but then I realized it involved actual math...
 
2002-02-03 12:13:48 PM
Way too cerebral for a Sunday. It all became hazy after the wet burkah contest part.
 
2002-02-03 12:45:03 PM
More interesting than most math tests.
It also goes to show you can do well on many multiple choice tests by guessing C for all of the ones you can't figure out.
Answers: CDCCC
 
2002-02-03 01:37:18 PM
"19 Jihad warriors hijack 3 planes. How many heretics can they send into a burning inferno?

a) 19
b) 15,000
c) 3700
d) It doesn't matter. The Americans can kill 1378E999 more.
I think they know that kind of math...
 
2002-02-03 01:50:04 PM
I think we crashed thier server.
 
2002-02-03 02:15:42 PM
G.O.: Yes, Americans can kill in hexidecimal! Beware!!!
 
2002-02-03 02:55:46 PM
[this is not amusing.]
 
2002-02-03 04:36:34 PM
I think that's scientific notation, not hex. E represents the exponent 10 is taken to, so 2.0E5 would be 2x10^5.
 
2002-02-03 05:09:54 PM
answers are c d c c c !
(i cant belive i took an hour to figure all this shiat out)
 
2002-02-03 05:26:51 PM
Brett42: you got it, man...
 
2002-02-03 05:43:57 PM
I agree with Enkidu3k. Why the hell would you mail the results to an art school?
 
2002-02-03 07:02:53 PM
dude, taleban jokes are SO 2001

and E.T??

---"I think about weird stuff, like what would happen if Mr. T and E.T. had a baby. You'd get Mr. E. T., wouldn't you? And he'd sound something like this: 'I pity the fool who doesn't--pho-one ho-ome!'"
 
2002-02-03 09:58:13 PM
josh clements is not amusing
 
2002-02-04 01:37:32 AM
Natural-selection-at-work: RE: Why the hell would you mail the results to an art school?

answer: because its NOT A REAL MATH TEST and because its funny. Dolt.

Uhhhhhhhhhhhh...

GO PATRIOTS!!! WHoooooooo! Kurt Warner's ribs hurt! what a pussy.
 
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