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(Some Guy)   Cops overcome by fumes while destroying marijauna. Cafeteria suspiciously missing all snack cakes   (9news.com) divider line 182
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2004-08-26 10:52:13 AM
 
2004-08-26 10:54:33 AM
It should be a Fark taboo to include the words "marijuana" and "destroy" in the same headline.
 
2004-08-26 10:54:39 AM


"Shut up, I love this song."
 
2004-08-26 11:03:57 AM
Just remember class....dope is for....dopes
 
2004-08-26 11:07:32 AM
"Over time, a fungus can develop on marijuana that can be hazardous"

Seriously? I'll bet that shiat will get you even higher!

/"Dude, it's fungus weed, it's an extra $20/oz."
 
2004-08-26 11:08:08 AM
when they were overcome by the vapors.


The vapors? What are they antebellum debutantes? Victorian dowagers?
 
2004-08-26 11:13:17 AM
Medieval megalomaniacs?
 
2004-08-26 11:21:10 AM
Interesting how contraband marijuana is burned, but regular cuttings and grass are usually mulched.
 
2004-08-26 11:21:14 AM
That fungus is no joke. When I was about sixteen, I misplaced a piece of hash, and found it about a month later. It had gotten a little moldy, and I figured I could just shave off the top layer with a razor blade.

Damn, was I wrong. I ended up with a terrible bronchial infection. My doc (who was a family friend) candidly told me "I don't know what you've been smoking, but you better quit it."
 
2004-08-26 11:22:38 AM
I thought this was an episode of Reno 911?
 
2004-08-26 11:22:45 AM
Overcome by the fumes? A Hazmat team? Criminy, get me an ounce of that stuff!
 
2004-08-26 11:23:31 AM
Wow... The same thing happens to me every weekend!
 
2004-08-26 11:23:36 AM
"... were attempting to destroy such evidence."

by burning it in special paper disposal wrappers. With gummed edges.

--
permaculture
 
2004-08-26 11:25:07 AM
mmmmmmmm...moldy marijuana
how do I get the job of destroying evidence.

/likes to burn a lot of that stuff
 
2004-08-26 11:26:07 AM
The Denver Fire Department's hazadous materials team
Hazadous? Must be a Bostonian...
 
2004-08-26 11:27:47 AM
I remember the Stacy Keach cop speech in Up in Smoke....
 
2004-08-26 11:30:38 AM
Grr, the war on drugs is so farking stupid.

/wish the police would go fight some crimes with actual victims
 
2004-08-26 11:31:27 AM
It should be a Fark taboo to include the words "marijuana" and "destroy" in the same headline.

Is "My friend brought me some of his homegrown from the island and we both got destroyed!!!!" ok?
 
2004-08-26 11:31:48 AM
the exact same thing happened to me last night

there I was destroying some dope(the devils harvest, ya know) and I suddenly felt overwhelmed by the fumes. the next thing I know I was laughing at Jay Leno's jokes and enjoying a whole box of sugar pops...WITHOUT MILK! I was outta conrol so I called in a hazmat team. they washed me and it tickled - YAY


/seriously though who burns shiat in a closed room like that, they were trying to get stoned, and some lightweight cop freaked out
 
2004-08-26 11:32:24 AM
what a farking waste

/sigh
 
2004-08-26 11:33:49 AM
Man, i'm surprised these guys weren't from VT. When i went to college there, no way would they arrest kids for possesion of less than an ounce. I bet anything they got high too. I tell people who haven't had a run in with cops there that Super Troopers is more of a documentary than it is a comedy.
 
2004-08-26 11:35:52 AM
unexplained bacon nice reefer madness reference.

/A good girl until she lights a reefer
 
2004-08-26 11:36:56 AM
They need a humidor.
 
2004-08-26 11:37:27 AM
SHACKDADDY

how would you know......
\takes big hit!!!!!!
 
2004-08-26 11:38:01 AM
Why did that room smell like Otto's jacket?

/obvious
 
2004-08-26 11:38:14 AM
Had it been properly cured, the mold would not have been an issue
 
2004-08-26 11:42:08 AM
"Denver District Attorney often comes over to the DPD evidence room to view confiscated materials, such as the marijuana"

can i "veiw" some of that.

don't bogart my view!
 
2004-08-26 11:46:00 AM
Ricky Williams surrenders.
 
2004-08-26 11:47:25 AM
Was their seargent named "Stedenko" by any chance?
 
2004-08-26 11:47:55 AM
Hmm, kinda reminds me of the time when i found a crushed, dried lizzard in a bag I had not long ago. The worse part of it was that I had already broken about half of him up and smoked it.
 
2004-08-26 11:48:41 AM
I like to destroy marijuana... one bong hit at a time.
 
2004-08-26 11:49:29 AM
3 great lines:

White says that the Denver District Attorney often comes over to the DPD evidence room to view confiscated materials, such as the marijuana in this case.

Just how often, eh? Does the DA bring the snacks?

After the case is completed, the evidence is destroyed.

Shouldn't destroyed be in quotes?

The detectives who were overcome by fumes from the moldy marijuana in this case were attempting to destroy such evidence.

Again, shouldn't destroy be in quotes? ;)

 
2004-08-26 11:50:22 AM

Kathy Sabine is teh hotness
 
2004-08-26 11:50:43 AM
cheebakineval

Man, i'm surprised these guys weren't from VT. When i went to college there, no way would they arrest kids for possesion of less than an ounce.

This is true. Which college did you go to? I've lived here all my live.

I bet anything they got high too. I tell people who haven't had a run in with cops there that Super Troopers is more of a documentary than it is a comedy.

Of course they do. The town where I grew up had the most corrupt cops north of Mass, and most of them were parents of my friends. Where do you think we got our drugs? I have to disagree with you on the Super Troopers reference, though, because it was filmed in NY ;-)
 
2004-08-26 11:53:03 AM
"decontaminate" with what ??? Cartoons and Doritos.
 
2004-08-26 11:53:13 AM
Two words I guarantee I've never read together or heard anyone say together until today:

"Moldy" and "Marijuana".
 
2004-08-26 11:55:22 AM
I feel so much safer now knowing that the police are spending money and time destroying that evil weed...too bad there are probably real crimes going on that these asshats will never investigate
 
2004-08-26 11:56:25 AM
Four lights

I went to Champlain. i was too lazy to apply to uvm. I'm heading back up there tomorow to get some ummm, flowers..
 
2004-08-26 11:57:10 AM
Destroying...marijuana.

I can't think of a more waste of time...

Seriously. When are we gonna get off the stick and DEMAND this shiat be legalized? Or at least legal to grow for personal consumption?
 
2004-08-26 11:57:21 AM
I'll use that one if I ever take up potsmoking again, and get caught by the police:

"What are you doing?"
"Er... I was... destroying the evidence in the evidence locker storage room."

 
2004-08-26 11:58:36 AM
Does anyone know if the mold thing is actually true? I've never heard of this before. In what way would it be harmful -- what sort of effect would it have? Anyone...
 
2004-08-26 12:00:54 PM
"We spent many years always tryin' ta get high,
Smokin' broken pencils and beatin' up kids.
Talkin' to the devil and drinkin' a coke,
Now we can't stop laughin', can't stop laughin...

And there's a fume, in this truck.
And I don't know if we're dead, or what the fark.
There's a fume, in this truck,
And I don't know if we're dead, or what the fark, or what the fark is going on."


Who can name that song?
 
2004-08-26 12:01:29 PM
Lightweights.
 
2004-08-26 12:01:53 PM

It was possibly from a grow operation, in which case the cops may have decided to keep it green for the greater weight. I don't know how the laws work there (some states count only the useable portion, or flowers only). But keeping anything that is not dried in a plastic bag will assure mold, and other unpleasent things.

I remember reading a story of a 'major raid', and the cops took the weed to a large open pit, doused it with diesel, and left it. Shortly thereafter, there was an abundance of marijuana with a strong diesel component. People smoked it anyway. I think it was in Oklahoma.

Anyone remember "Paraquat"?

 
2004-08-26 12:01:57 PM
Over time, a fungus can develop on marijuana that can be hazardous...

That is why it should be smoked promptly.

/raises hand to volunteer with the eradication
 
2004-08-26 12:02:18 PM
XNTXN!!!

YOU READ MY MIND!

Kathy Sabine is a fine beeyotch.
I heard she was dating JOhn ELway though.
 
2004-08-26 12:03:30 PM
just go with it man.
 
2004-08-26 12:04:12 PM

The Denver Fire Dpt. HAZMAT Team.
 
2004-08-26 12:04:37 PM
whidbey

Destroying...marijuana.

I can't think of a more waste of time...

Seriously. When are we gonna get off the stick and DEMAND this shiat be legalized? Or at least legal to grow for personal consumption?


Probably when there's more people in the country who think it should be legal than illegal. Currently it's overwhelmingly leaning toward "illegal".
 
2004-08-26 12:04:49 PM
what no post with the apple girl. or is that like so in the past.
 
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