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(   Asshead tries to light himself on fire during flight, chants pro-bin Laden remarks before passengers open can of whoop-ass   ( divider line
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11118 clicks; posted to Main » on 02 Feb 2002 at 2:46 PM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-02-02 02:48:55 PM  
oh nevermind it was on an Indian plane
2002-02-02 02:50:44 PM  
Indian or not... it was still a can of righteous whoop-ass! Go, India! Woohoo!
2002-02-02 02:51:10 PM  
Planes need a torpedo chute.
Cram these crazy fuggers in one all tied up and dispose of the garbage with a C4 charge set to detonate at 20 seconds after being jetisoned from the plane.
2002-02-02 02:51:46 PM  
Oh... I'm sorry. I meant... (grits his teeth)...


Woo! That was painful.
2002-02-02 02:56:18 PM  
...Or is this just another stunt (not new for them) India is pulling to deepen the trouble even more?
2002-02-02 02:57:24 PM  
"He was challenging us to cut his neck and shoot him dead,"

And they threw him in the booby hatch, go figure.
2002-02-02 03:07:22 PM  
Man, I hate people.
2002-02-02 03:08:14 PM  
Translation from article: Osama zindabad, Advani down, down = Long live Osama and down with L.K. Advani, Indian home minister that makes "zindabad" one frigging effective word, approximately meaning, "Long live [preceding noun] and [following noun] is the Indian Home Minister."
2002-02-02 03:12:06 PM  
Nice URL. What's a farticle? A cross between a fart and an article?
2002-02-02 03:12:38 PM  
This message influenced by the marathon on TNN.
2002-02-02 03:13:49 PM  
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2002-02-02 03:14:36 PM  
A city magistrate has referred him to a mental hospital.

where later they will.

cut his neck and shoot him dead,"
2002-02-02 03:19:04 PM  
I like Slayerswine's idea, and maybe we can use variations of it elsewhere. If we find terrorists on trains/ships/buses/etc, just put them in a cannon and shoot them off circus-style with the c4 charge wired onto them. Do that to these punk-ass little kids that shoot up their school too...
2002-02-02 03:22:31 PM  
This is just proof if you have a website, you're suddenly a credible news source. Is this just more Ananova bait?
2002-02-02 03:47:42 PM  
Once again...just shoot them.
2002-02-02 03:47:48 PM  
Flignir: Osama zindabad, Advani down, down
You did notice that, in this language, the word order is subject noun-adjective, right?
(English is one of the FEW languages where that is reversed, where we'd say "White House", most languages would say "House White" (ex. in Spanish, Casa Blanca. And frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.)

So, of course, he said "Osama long live, Advani, down, down." You DO recognize "down down", don't you?

My question is why did he switch from Indian to English words midsentence.

Ah well, he was crazy, what do you expect? Khan he may have been but certainly not Ghenghis.
2002-02-02 03:48:37 PM  
Geez I wish this would happen on a flight that I was on.
There is no fark'n way he would be handed over to authorites. Take a 4 inch pencil, or a Bic and while trying to subdue him and rolling on the floor he would be dead in 2 1/2 seconds and meeting his 16 virgins in his martyrdom.

This would be no Bernard Getz routine. "I feared for my life and resolved the threat" would be my defense.
2002-02-02 04:03:38 PM  
"He was challenging us to cut his neck and shoot him dead," Carrey said

Well Carrey you sure flubbed this one. Next time someone does that and asks you do cut their neck DO IT.
2002-02-02 04:14:34 PM  
SLAYERSWINE: but.. but how are they suppose to feel the horrible impact of their body crushing as they hit the ground, then?
2002-02-02 04:16:40 PM  
The suspect was eating nitroglycerin the entire day. Thank goodness his skin didn't explode.
2002-02-02 04:17:59 PM  
It has to be done:

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2002-02-02 04:21:09 PM  
Ah, more proof that people aren't letting themselves become cattle for political messages...especially since they can't "trust" terrorists to take hostages any more. Spiffy!
2002-02-02 04:35:18 PM  
*sigh* This is what happens when Fb- drinks too much.
2002-02-02 05:03:13 PM  
Heh the funny thing is, that while trying to explain spontaneous human combustion, they figured out that if you light yourself on fire, it won't spread to any upholstery or anything else around you. At least, that's what happened with the pig carcass they set on fire.
2002-02-02 05:22:40 PM  
would have been so much better, had they stored him in the overhead compartment.

(drum shot)
2002-02-02 05:32:30 PM  
Typical Muslim. Funny part is that the terrorist huggers in the US defend actions like this.
2002-02-02 05:37:27 PM  
FifthColumn - Do you want one to fall on you?
2002-02-02 05:38:41 PM  
How in the hell do you try to light yourself on fire with a cigarette lighter? Did this guy expect to just go up in flames if he held it there long enough?
2002-02-02 06:37:31 PM  
I can't believe that nobody's done this yet, but...

2002-02-02 06:42:14 PM  
Pro-Bin Laden, anti-American....was I the only one thinking that Rei finally tried to take action and blow up a plane? Asshead and Rei I guess are interchangable.
2002-02-02 06:58:03 PM  
What does Ambassador Montezuma say about this?
2002-02-02 08:05:55 PM  
All that needs to be said:

"A city magistrate has referred him to a mental hospital."
2002-02-02 08:18:51 PM  
Tish, I was thinking the same thing.
2002-02-02 08:34:56 PM  
Rei bashing gets me so hot and bothered.

It renews my faith in the sanity of society. Rei sucks. I hope the Indians execute the biatch.
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