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(Central Kentucky News Journal)   Kentucky senior citizen gets 5 yrs. for waiving gun in public, shooting into a house, and threatening to shoot police   ( divider line
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2002-02-01 04:26:33 PM  
Something is wrong with this country....
Put the guy in a retirement home, give him a break!
2002-02-01 04:28:44 PM  
Send him to Arizona...
2002-02-01 04:30:15 PM  
Three counts of terroristic threatening were dismissed.

Jesus Christ! I would certainly hope so.
2002-02-01 04:33:28 PM  
Drew's grandpa, no doubt.
2002-02-01 04:37:59 PM  
What this guy gets 5 yrs and the other guy from a day or so ago got 15 years for one .22 cal bullet? You know something's wrong when you start thinking about how fair and equitable KENTUCKY's sentences are.
2002-02-01 04:49:47 PM  
Drew took away his FARK.
Can't blame the old guy.
2002-02-01 05:00:04 PM  
Hey, I'm in the future. Cool. Hello from the future.
2002-02-01 05:15:13 PM  
Sentencing is March 5.

He got 5 yrs, eh? Did you also hear that Doris Day is dead?
2002-02-01 05:28:39 PM  
You retarded buttfarkers! Learn how to use words in their proper context. Here's your problem, according to

waive (wv)
tr.v. waived, waiv·ing, waives
To give up (a claim or right) voluntarily; relinquish. See Synonyms at relinquish.
To refrain from insisting on or enforcing (a rule or penalty, for example); dispense with: "The original ban on private trading had long since been waived" (William L. Schurz).
To put aside or off temporarily; defer.

wave (wv)
v. waved, wav·ing, waves
v. intr.
To move freely back and forth or up and down in the air, as branches in the wind.
To make a signal with an up-and-down or back-and-forth movement of the hand or an object held in the hand: waved as she drove by.
To have an undulating or wavy form; curve or curl: Her hair waves naturally.

v. tr.
To cause to move back and forth or up and down, either once or repeatedly: She waved a fan before her face.

To move or swing as in giving a signal: He waved his hand. See Synonyms at flourish.
To signal or express by waving the hand or an object held in the hand: We waved goodbye.
To signal (a person) to move in a specified direction: The police officer waved the motorist into the right lane.
To arrange into curves, curls, or undulations: wave one's hair.


A ridge or swell moving through or along the surface of a large body of water.
A small ridge or swell moving across the interface of two fluids and dependent on surface tension.
The sea. Often used in the plural: vanished beneath the waves.
Something that suggests the form and motion of a wave in the sea, especially:
A moving curve or succession of curves in or on a surface; an undulation: waves of wheat in the wind.
A curve or succession of curves, as in the hair.
A curved shape, outline, or pattern.
A movement up and down or back and forth: a wave of the hand.

A surge or rush, as of sensation: a wave of nausea; a wave of indignation.
A sudden great rise, as in activity or intensity: a wave of panic selling on the stock market.
A rising trend that involves large numbers of individuals: a wave of conservatism.
One of a succession of mass movements: the first wave of settlers.
A maneuver in which fans at a sports event simulate an ocean wave by rising quickly in sequence with arms upraised and then quickly sitting down again in a continuous rolling motion.
A widespread, persistent meteorological condition, especially of temperature: a heat wave.
A disturbance traveling through a medium by which energy is transferred from one particle of the medium to another without causing any permanent displacement of the medium itself.
A graphic representation of the variation of such a disturbance with time.
A single cycle of such a disturbance.

Phrasal Verb:
wave off
To dismiss or refuse by waving the hand or arm: waved off his invitation to join the group.
Sports To cancel or nullify by waving the arms, usually from a crossed position: waved off the goal because time had run out.

Please get a grasp of the English language. People like you ought to be raped and then killed my Taliban members.

-he who stacks pork
2002-02-01 05:32:10 PM  
i have not read your diatribe Leopold, but am convinced by it's lack of brevity that it's close to gospel.
2002-02-01 05:34:09 PM  
I'd be happy to rape and kill your Taliban mebers, Leo.

Oh, sorry, that was just a word used out of the proper context.

I'm still trying to figure out what you're on about.
2002-02-01 05:35:01 PM  
isnt this normal behavior in kentucky?

thanks porkstacker, nothing I like better than 20 page posts clogging everything up
2002-02-01 05:35:19 PM  
Oh, I see it, Leo. Someone made a typo, wrote waive instead of wave, much like writing my instead of by.

Damn fingers just have a mind of their own, don't they.
2002-02-01 05:37:36 PM  
Oh, now I feel really bad. I failed to consider the possibility that Leo is a hare-lip (not HAIR lip, notice!) they often sound like they're saying my when they are really saying by. How intolerant and un-PC of me.
2002-02-01 05:41:20 PM  
Old people scare me.
2002-02-01 05:42:23 PM  
Only five years? Must be a Senior Citizen's Discount.
2002-02-01 05:43:09 PM  
Leo: It's friday afternoon . . . chill. Give him a waiver and move on.

-he who slacks, overpaid.
2002-02-01 06:32:49 PM  
are they sure his name isn't Cliff Yablonski?
2002-02-01 06:34:53 PM  
Hah! Those old people always looking for attention.
2002-02-01 06:36:18 PM  
Leo was just doing his impression of the old guy
2002-02-01 06:51:23 PM  
People over the age of 70 should lose their license to drive and to have a gun. Everything is illegal after the age of 70. I mean growing up to the age of 70+ is when people grow back to their young kid stages.
2002-02-01 07:50:45 PM  
This man has just waived his right to wave a gun.
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