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(LA Times)   Billionaire won't pay child support to gold digger, claims fb- is the father   ( divider line
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2002-02-01 12:05:33 PM  
2002-02-01 12:05:53 PM  
Fb- sure gets around.
2002-02-01 12:06:30 PM  
wow wonder what will happen next
2002-02-01 12:07:57 PM  
fb-: more illegitemate children than a Rolling Stone.
2002-02-01 12:08:32 PM  
sounds like she went kind of psycho at the end
2002-02-01 12:09:33 PM  
I really wish I had problems like these.
2002-02-01 12:10:29 PM  
I'm Fb- and so is my wife!
2002-02-01 12:12:48 PM  
She really does sound like a nutjob.

I saw a list of what the child support was suposed to be fore, and it was hilarious. This woman is a real hoe. She gets knoecked up and tries to play on the guilt of the rich guy she fapped.
2002-02-01 12:12:53 PM  
this is why you have your trophy wife stuffed BEFORE you mount her.
2002-02-01 12:16:07 PM  
Gotta pay the child support. Alomony? NO, but you gotta pay for the kids, no matter what.
2002-02-01 12:16:22 PM  
The tide has turned it seems
2002-02-01 12:17:43 PM  

Here's the aforementioned list of demands

(courtesy of the smoking gun)
2002-02-01 12:19:44 PM  
Please give the poor girl a break, even with $30K a month, she'd be POOR ! Also her daughter would be poor, the chauffer would be poor, the maid would be poor, and the gardener as well. They'd all be horribly miserable !
2002-02-01 12:20:15 PM  
2002-02-01 12:21:51 PM  
Heh, EfiniX, I'd say that she WAS stuffed before he mounted her!
2002-02-01 12:21:52 PM  
I think that guy's pretty generous, actually being a father to that little girl and wanting to support her. It was like pulling teeth to get my birth father to pay child support and I bet he was relieved when my stepfather adopted me. Jerk.
2002-02-01 12:22:06 PM  
shiat, I wish I were a girl.. I'd get knocked up and demand 5,000 a month FOR EATING OUT AT RESTAURANTS..

:/ Women have it too easy.
2002-02-01 12:22:57 PM  
now its obvious what they meant when they said they were upset that she made her demands public and that he would have to make public his side now.
2002-02-01 12:24:43 PM  
There is a good chance the court will rule in favor of the woman. Many states have laws that make the man responsible for the child if he says to just one person that the child is his.

Another point of view says he could put up a defense of fraud. She led him to believe the child was his even tho she was farking another dude.

personally, I hope the gold-digging biatch doesn't see a dime.
2002-02-01 12:26:06 PM  
Fb needs no one to join his fanclub, he makes his own.
2002-02-01 12:26:41 PM  
He is 84 YEARS OLD. No shiat he isn't the father.
2002-02-01 12:27:49 PM  
"Then, he says, she threatened to toss the pet bunny over the fence as well."

Farking biatch. Toss HER over the fence. The one at Niagara Falls that is...
2002-02-01 12:29:47 PM  
I hope that this woman doesn't receive anything! Can she not make her own salary? I do, and I could afford all of my bills including our house if my husband and I, God forbid, ever got a divorce. This type of behavior just throws women back into the stone age. The old, I just can't live without my $7000 a month house thing is just soooo '80s. Sheesh!
2002-02-01 12:29:52 PM  
Meshman : I second that, I'd have gone Mike Tyson on that Biatch's ass.
2002-02-01 12:30:21 PM  
fast-tracking herself onto the "gold digger" edition of weakest link, it seems.....
2002-02-01 12:32:46 PM  
That expense breakdown list from SmokingGun is great. What a tremendous look into the fairy tale lives of the toofarkingrich.

They pay their cook $4500/month? They spend $945/month for a phone bill? $1300/month for dry cleaning? $5000/month for eating out? And then, on page 3, they have this line:

Car Insurance (BMW 740 and BMW XS): $250/month.

I don't know about you all, but I currently pay about $130 every 2 months for a freakin Nissan Maxima. And this gal get's 2 Beemers for $250? Damn.
2002-02-01 12:32:49 PM  
The more I hear about this story, the more and more I want to despise this biatch.
2002-02-01 12:34:43 PM  
That woman sickens me. How warped do you have to be to think like that? If someone gave me $300,000 I couldn't spend it in a month! Who knows that many prostitutes?
2002-02-01 12:36:30 PM  
I say good on her for trying.
2002-02-01 12:39:06 PM  
I will be moving to LA shortly to find this woman and seduce her. or be her chef.
2002-02-01 12:40:45 PM  
This woman should be treated, well, Afghanistan style.
2002-02-01 12:43:11 PM  
CRAZY biatch
2002-02-01 12:43:47 PM  
this woman is just looking for another farking handout.
can we say EASY MONEY???

The guy is already paying 50k a month, I'd say thats more than fair if its his child or not.
2002-02-01 12:44:29 PM  
You know, their cook makes more than most engineers that I know. This is wrong. I'm in the wrong business.
2002-02-01 12:46:14 PM  
$48K a month????? Hell I don't make $48K a year. Heh, if someone gave me a $million, ya, I'd move in with a friend to save rent money. Sheesh, put it in the bank at 5% and you got 50 grand a year just off the interest.
2002-02-01 12:47:11 PM  
Probably for 20K you could have her thrown in a dumpster somewhere. Maybe even get it done cheaper if you have connections...
2002-02-01 12:48:51 PM  
Agent Q, get a degree in business.. it helps a lot when you're an engineer.
2002-02-01 12:55:35 PM  
This is rediculous. The money is for the woman, not the child. She is paying like $5000 a month for two nannys!!! Which means that they are probably taking care of the little girl. And she has to go everywhere via limo and private jet?

Did you see that Mr. Kerkorian sent a BOEING 737 to pick them up from NYC after WTC attack!?!? What money!! $129,000 Not saying I wouldn't do that if I had the money, but gggggggggeeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzz!
2002-02-01 12:55:57 PM  
woohoo, this flamebait again.
Didn't it get threadjacked by mytwocent's toesuckers last time? [Probably]. yay.
2002-02-01 12:58:32 PM  
Wow, this woman is a real nutball...

Anyway, if I was Kerkorian, I would just take the kid away, let the nannies raise it (assuming that they're not already) and tell that golddigging ho to get bent.
2002-02-01 01:04:11 PM  
Just how ill is this poor kid?

$1,765 in unreimbursed medical expenses each month?

And she needs two full-time nannies?

Maybe she should cut down on the $5,920 in "eating out" she does every month. That would also reduce her need for $2,500 in new clothes.

Or, could it possibly be that mommy is including her own expenses in her demands? I really doubt that a three year old is making $945 worth of phone calls each month.

Then again, Kira has enough friends to warrant a $170,000 birthday party, so maybe she's incredibly precocious. Too bad she's dying.
2002-02-01 01:06:47 PM  
I need to see a picture of this slut, anyone find a picture of her?
2002-02-01 01:11:00 PM  
I totally agree with SexiSadi he should just sue for custody

fark the biatch. Kira is probably better off without her. And her "father" is just as capable of paying nannies for her care.
2002-02-01 01:11:40 PM  
Crazy biatches like this are what is ruining the world. I can't believe that some people are so warped that they think that kinda cash to be happy.

scarneck: gotta pay the child support, right, but lets be a little bit realistic. I am raising 4 kids, and my wife doesn't work, on less than what she is getting per month now. The child support is supposed to take care of the neccessities(sp?) of the child. Not the mothers whole farken redneck, gold-diggin, town.
2002-02-01 01:16:31 PM  
I agree with that, Sprstocker.

Ive read her list, and it IS ridiculous. But I dont have a problem with him paying a percentage of his income for child support, like everyone else.
2002-02-01 01:19:28 PM  
"If someone gave me $300,000 I couldn't spend it in a month! Who knows that many prostitutes?"

LOL. Actually, it's hard to spend that kind of money. Want a chocky bar? no problem. Pizza? Here in 30 minutes. $50,000 for new server farm? Calls not returned, quotes not in on time, conditions of sale, customs brokers... I've never had such a hard time spending money until I was put in control of LOTS of it.

"but dude, I have $50,000 I want to spend with YOU! Do you want it or not?"

"Well, it'll take 3 days for the quote, 6-8 weeks for delivery, another 3 weeks for me to remember you called... what was your name again?"
2002-02-01 01:20:08 PM  
Good for him for being a true father to a girl who's not in fact his daughter. May he find his true reward both in this life and the next.

Pi$$ on her for being a selfish, narcissistic coont. May she rot in hell.

Have a great weekend!
2002-02-01 01:23:03 PM  
i can see this thread mirroring the looooongness of the last one on this subject
2002-02-01 01:38:00 PM  
"Lisa Kerkorian submitted a list of her expenses, saying she, her teenage son from her first marriage, and Kira could live comfortably on $48,000 a month."

Yeah, no kidding you could live comfortably on 48k a month. What a golddigger.
2002-02-01 01:48:56 PM  
What is this crap? The more a man makes, the more he has to pay? It's bad enough in society that a man is only worth how much he earns. If I had to pay 5 large a month is support for a kid no matter how much money I make, mommy better be slobbin my nob on a daily basis. For too long these "Women" use child support to support thier own lifestyles.
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