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(St. Petersburg Times)   Show me the most beautiful women in the world and I will show you someone who is tired of farking her   ( divider line
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2004-08-21 11:05:47 PM  
How long will it be before David Copperfield and Jon Stomos announce their relationship?
2004-08-21 11:50:01 PM  
Wait a minute, they were married. He's tired of not farking her.
2004-08-22 08:41:43 AM  
I've never known a pretty woman, or man, who didn't know that they were gorgeous. And used it to their greatest advantage, acting like asses. Just like I've never dated a guy with a big dick who wasn't a big dick himself.

I prefer people who are just regular folks. When they are 50 years old, they're still nice and don't waste all their time trying to still be the pretty young thang they used to be.

Yeah, pretty is nice but it's ugly too.
2004-08-22 01:58:37 PM  
Just because you're tired of farking her doesn't mean I am.
2004-08-22 02:27:43 PM  
Because there's no other reason to be married to someone than because she looks pretty.
2004-08-22 02:52:30 PM  
Darkhorse23 you are so right - every beautiful woman just knows there are 1,000 other guys right behind you just barking & howling to take your place.
2004-08-22 04:34:55 PM  
Cadex wins the thread. Great showing after just one post.

/tired of not farking as well after 10 years of marriage
2004-08-22 04:36:58 PM  
Hm. Just as the olsen twins are legal. Is this a coincidence, Uncle Jesse?
2004-08-22 04:37:06 PM  
i welcome the opportunity to grow tired of farking rebecca romijn
2004-08-22 04:37:19 PM  
Actually they broke up because he wanted kids now and she didn't...I wouldn't mind making babies with him:P
2004-08-22 04:38:13 PM  

Ah, but it's a wonderful thing to find a beautiful woman who thinks that she's not attractive for whatever reason, but reacts positively to well-thought-out compliments and attention.
2004-08-22 04:38:25 PM  
I call next.
2004-08-22 04:38:29 PM  
Rain-Monkey & Darkhorse23

Yup, and they're often also dumb as hell, because they know they can slide by on "I look good, so I don't actually have to try at anything. You keep your mouth shut, pay for stuff, and maybe I'll fark you once a month."
2004-08-22 04:39:38 PM  
"met in 1994 at a Victoria's Secret fashion show"

Yeah, I like picking up beautiful but insane women at places like that also.

/never been invited :(
2004-08-22 04:39:41 PM  
i will take over the farking duties.....let me know john
2004-08-22 04:40:29 PM  
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2004-08-22 04:40:36 PM  
i find it ironic that when they started dating HE was the successful actor... now her resume is much more impressive... Plus she has the same last name as me (spelled differently)
2004-08-22 04:42:36 PM  
mmm. uncle jesse.
2004-08-22 04:42:59 PM  
Maybe she's a bunny-boiler?
2004-08-22 04:44:05 PM  

Actually they broke up because he wanted kids now and she didn't...I wouldn't mind making babies with him:P

Can't say I blame him. He's already 41. By the time his kids are college age he's gonna be in his 60s.
2004-08-22 04:44:51 PM  
What was once the sweet, metallic tang of tantalizingly fresh pooh-say is soon the unappetizing nostril stink of leftover flounder.
2004-08-22 04:45:39 PM  
Why is this sad -- doesn't it mean she's available? I vote for a HERO tag!
2004-08-22 04:45:57 PM  
she's a freak too - sex freak that is.....always enjoyed when they told their exploits on howard stern.
2004-08-22 04:46:46 PM  
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"Unavailable for comment..."
2004-08-22 04:46:51 PM  
For some reason Badgers' comment struck me as awfully funny.

Maybe they started having problems when Stamos saw that "Femme Fatale" flick. I've seen a lot of movies, and that's one of the few I've cut off 30 minutes in, and that's with all kinds of boobie action going on.
2004-08-22 04:46:51 PM  
this is partly true, if she is a beautiful woman, he is not tired of farking her. He may however, be sick of putting up with her shiat.
2004-08-22 04:46:52 PM  
Aye...I like to ponder having a romance with someone beautiful , but in the end I'd be too paranoid and never feel like I was good enough.

I'll stick my own level and be happy wit that.
2004-08-22 04:46:54 PM  
You guys go get all the ugly women, I'll go get the hotties.
2004-08-22 04:47:55 PM  
darkhorse23, I disagree. I have known several gorgeous women who had no idea why the new guy was always so helpful with her, or why a guy who was generally an ass acted so sweet around her. and these are the girls who have no idea that any guy in the world would treat her better, so she always stays with the abusive jerk. "pretty" people can be full of themselves but they can also be REAL farking dumb.
2004-08-22 04:48:32 PM  
Funny thing is, I work in an industry full of beautiful women (television news reporters).

The more beautiful they are, the more demanding and dificult they can be on average. They actually believe that life is that easy. They actually believe that they are entitled to what they have made or done, which strangely enough with beautiful people, is usually gratis at the hands of others.

One day I was driving down the road with one of our pageant winners who was lamenting the fact that some day all of her looks will go away and she will be tossed out like the garbage. "You don't understand, El Camino, I have about ten to twelve years before they tell me that I am getting a little old and get rid of me."

To which I responded:
"You're gorgeous. And you know it. Worst of all, you think you are entitled to go where you need to go because you are gorgeous. You have no problems with life because everyone has smiled at you since birth and let you at the front of the preferential treatment line. You should live with us morlocks. What if you walked in a room and NO ONE noticed you? What if you sat at a bar and NO ONE hit on you? What if, surprisingly, you were not the center of attention? You say you have a time table where your looks will go away, well sister, in this sink or swim world you have been given a ten year professional pass. Someone is handing you a life preserver, and if, IN TEN YEARS, you can't learn to swim the way the rest of us do without any help, then sister, I have to say this... prepare to drown."

Strangely enough after that point, she cut the crap and we became good professional friends.
2004-08-22 04:49:22 PM  
John Stamos is a dumbass. The obvious answer to Rebecca not wanting to have a child is to knock up someone else on the side.

Other people do it.
2004-08-22 04:49:23 PM  
2004-08-22 04:47:55 PM Weakner

Hey, let's not stereotype! My girlfriend is ugly and I still treat her like shiat.
2004-08-22 04:51:40 PM  
mc frontalot, then you, sir, are a much better man than I. what's your secret?
2004-08-22 04:51:55 PM  
The key is to find a woman who is or was marginally fat. Compliments go farther and encouragement to be less fat is taken well.
2004-08-22 04:52:10 PM  
smells like tuna, tastes like chicken, pinch your nose together and keep on licking
2004-08-22 04:52:27 PM  
Welcome to a few months ago.
2004-08-22 04:52:58 PM  
hahaha mc frontalot farking wins!
2004-08-22 04:53:23 PM  
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2004-08-22 04:53:52 PM  
that's right. all that matters in this life is blowing your load. the only purpose women have is as a cumbucket. you people make me sick.
2004-08-22 04:54:56 PM  
I recall Dr. Hook recording a song about this very subject some time back...
2004-08-22 04:55:25 PM  

that's right. all that matters in this life is blowing your load. the only purpose women have is as a cumbucket. you people make me sick.

I don't get it. What part of that makes you sick?
2004-08-22 04:55:43 PM  
I'll admit there are some women who do the "Poor me, i'm so beautiful and everyone wants me blah blah blah" and its farking annoying... but most of the time when they do that, i'm staring at their tits anyway.

Thats why God made breasts.
2004-08-22 04:55:58 PM  
Come on, lagaie, loosen up.
2004-08-22 04:56:24 PM  
that's right. all that matters in this life is blowing your load. the only purpose women have is as a cumbucket...

Yeah, and...?

Err, I mean, yes! These men are such swine!
2004-08-22 04:57:23 PM  
"2004-08-22 04:48:32 PM El_Camino_SS"

Heh, if this is actually true, I salute you... It's f#&ing irritating having to listen to some sex goddess/god whining how horrible it was that they for once couldn't make an impression on someone... -> FOAD.
2004-08-22 04:58:25 PM  
what you do work on your on hoe handle?
2004-08-22 04:59:22 PM  
2004-08-22 04:47:55 PM Weakner [TotalFark]

"pretty" people can be full of themselves but they can also be REAL farking dumb.

They are not dumb. They are mental midgets. They have never seen a usefulness to being intelligent. They can accomplish anything without drive and intellect by simply calling on others who are more than glad to assist. There is no one in this world that can resist beautiful people. Even Albert Einstein was infatuated with Marilyn Monroe and wrote her love letters. If that guy couldn't detach his mind from his gonads with his intellect, then we are all doomed.

The gorgeous ones know what they have, and they apply it to maximum effect.

The beautiful ones have been coddled their entire lives by a population that genetically can't help themselves but try to be near them. The best way to be near someone is make yourself useful. So as the world around them made themselves useful to them almost their entire lives, consequently, that makes them useless.

Go to the gym. All the beautiful people hang out there. See what kind of work they put into themselves. Then ask them what they do for a living. They know where the true profit lies in this life.
2004-08-22 05:01:54 PM  
i believe the saying goes something more like this -

No matter how beautiful a girl is....there's someone who's tired of putting up with her shiat.
2004-08-22 05:03:41 PM  
this is an old item. i tried submitting this when it happened over a month ago.


shes hot though
2004-08-22 05:04:18 PM  
... the only purpose women have is as a cumbucket

correction: cum dumpster.

/get it straight
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