Do you have adblock enabled?
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(The Scotsman)   Chinese government trying to convince people not to eat endangered species   ( divider line
    More: Strange  
•       •       •

1752 clicks; posted to Main » on 01 Feb 2002 at 1:55 PM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

34 Comments     (+0 »)
2002-02-01 01:57:11 PM  
mmmm, cream of Panda.
2002-02-01 01:57:25 PM  
Can I still get Shark Fin Soup? That's all I care about...
2002-02-01 01:58:08 PM  
there he is... komodo dragon...
2002-02-01 01:59:01 PM  
I think Panda tastes more like pork than chicken
2002-02-01 01:59:17 PM  
On second thought make mine the Cream of Sum Yunguy.
2002-02-01 01:59:30 PM  
I always knew Deer penises had to be good for something.
2002-02-01 02:01:39 PM  
mmmmmmm....Panda Stew....Pandacakes.....Pandapandowdie.....Baked Panda smothered with Panda Squeezins........and a Pepsi
2002-02-01 02:03:23 PM  
What the hell do Officials know?

Pass the spotted owl...
2002-02-01 02:03:39 PM  
"The group was galvanised into action by rampant slaughtering and eating of rare tigers, turtles, bears and alligators."

Could the US please bomb this coutry next?
2002-02-01 02:05:20 PM  
A Chinese saying is that everything with four legs can be eaten except the able, as can everything with wings except aeroplanes.

2002-02-01 02:06:12 PM  
Good thinking, that would kill and cook all the endangered animals there at once!
2002-02-01 02:07:48 PM  
I'm with you Meshman.
2002-02-01 02:09:18 PM  

Ha! Best one I've heard today!
2002-02-01 02:17:03 PM  
i lived in China for a year.
here are some other Local "tastes" i disovered.

1~ people drink childrens' urine too keep young
2~Chinese women eat pig's heads to keep their skin smooth
3~people drink fresh snake blood for vitality
4~beware anything called "fragrant meat", it's always dog
2002-02-01 02:20:05 PM  
Mike Tyson should f@#$ their children until they love him.
2002-02-01 02:25:28 PM  
I wokred with a chinese dude. He told me they eat tiger penis. I thought he was making it up. Sadly, he wasn't. I think they eat donkey penis too. HAHAHAHA. No, seriously.
2002-02-01 02:28:46 PM  
Must see movie "The Freshman" Marlon Brando, Matthew Broderick, Penelope Ann Miller, Bruno Kirby. Welcome to the Gourmet Club and your entree a Komoto Dragon. Classic Flick.
2002-02-01 02:43:25 PM  
I've always thought that the fast track to extinction was for a chinese man to get an erection five minutes after he dined on one of your brethren.
2002-02-01 02:55:59 PM  
Those of you saying "just bomb them" .. are complete idiots.

Let them eat what they want. It is human nature to rape the planet earth of its resources.
2002-02-01 03:12:49 PM  
China men are on an eternal quest for a hard on. Those farkers will eat anything that will supposedly get their wiener hard... The foods must work especially well if there is a gross waste of the animal that is killed. A ring of poachers in the Northwest were busted last year for killing bears, taking the gallbladders to sell to these farkers.

Dunno - China women must be pretty damn gross naked if they have to eat that shiat just to maintain wood.
2002-02-01 03:22:04 PM  
I agree with Meshman, please nuke and pave this piece of shiat country. Thoes people are completely nasty! Like Calis said they are forever trying to get their SMALL weiners hard. Eat 2 day old dog shiat and it will make you strong, sure they will! Sorry, but asians eat some sick ass stank shiat.
2002-02-01 03:22:18 PM  
There is nothing more noble than a mans quest to maintain wood.
2002-02-01 03:31:25 PM  
I thought they drank urine for any reason at all. Seriously, the urine therepy thing is the most laughable of all. Who'da thought that pissing your pants as a kid would make your skin soft?
Eastern medicine can have some merits to it, but for the most part its based on superstition and mythology. These backward people who eat anything they can get their hands on for sexual reason are sick and twisted.

typical crackpot urine therepy book
2002-02-01 03:43:29 PM  
"Campaigners for the China Wildlife Conservation Association hope at least 3.2 million signatures can be collected to help to spread awareness of wildlife conservation. "

If you can't get at LEAST that many names in a nation of 6 BILLION, i supposed the petition is already Farked.

"The capital, Guangzhou, formerly Canton, is renowned for its residents' lack of squeamishness. The list of animals for sale in its notorious Qing Ping market reads like a pet shop inventory. Scrawny cats, podgy dogs and plump rabbits are available, as are terrapin, deer and 40-year-old tortoises. Beetles and scorpions are piled high for soup dishes."

Imagine, have a scrawny cat, dog, or insects in any restaurant in the U.S. and it's a health code violation; in China it's called Dinnertime.
2002-02-01 04:07:27 PM  
Its a good thing cats and dogs aren't "endangered" over there in RedLand. People could starve!
2002-02-01 04:08:51 PM  
Its a good thing cats and dogs aren't "endangered" over there in RedLand. People could starve!
2002-02-01 04:17:50 PM  
I guess I'll just have a side order of 'Good FARK posts' evidently, they are endangered...........(sigh)
2002-02-01 05:18:30 PM  
Oh great. They can't eat them, but they can still kill everything for their stupid-ass "medical" concoctions. Hey, Goober Ling, oohlong tea and lepidopteran tiger scrote gall bladders ain't gonna help you get it up. Stinkin' miserable backwards little yellow farktards...
2002-02-01 05:24:25 PM  
Therm there Chinks over in Chinaland are pretty farked up, eatin up all them endangered animals.

-he who stacks pork
2002-02-01 06:26:34 PM  
Ah, but nobody say na-fing abow deep fly! You rikka deep fly Panda? How bow some tie-gah?
2002-02-01 06:33:54 PM  
But they're so finger-ling-ling-good
2002-02-01 07:09:41 PM  
A Chinese saying is that everything with four legs can be eaten except the table, as can everything with wings except aeroplanes.

So I guess they can solve both the overpopulation AND endangered species problems by serving up two podgy little children at a time. "You just have to know how to remove their little stingers."
2002-02-01 07:11:31 PM  
If they still made Iron Chef they'd have to change their menu! Wait is that even made in China?!
2002-02-01 07:57:49 PM  
You like long-hair chicken or short-hair chicken?
Displayed 34 of 34 comments

This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking

On Twitter

Top Commented
Javascript is required to view headlines in widget.
  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.