Was it in Kentucky?

Har. Har. Har.

:goes back to writing crappier headline:

Butter take a different route, or you'll be marma-waylaid for hours, and your job will be toast.

I'm a Citizens for Bosenberry Jam fan.

The truck was too heavily marmaladen.

mmmmmmmmm.... trudkload of jelly....

Oh, Dear God. The puns. They hurt me.

This happened once in my pants. Wait, no. Twice.

That was a berry dangerous thing to do!!!

any other drivers get the urge to do donuts?.... in the jelly?.... jelly donuts?.... ahem.

What's a trudk? - Fat Tony

thanks for those quotation marks, headline writer. Otherwise, I might have missed the subtlety of your sublime pun.

Did it land tire-side up?

I think "trudkload" is a unit of measure smaller than a "shiatload" but larger than an "assload"

God sure likes his jamming puns. Sheeeot.

Ahh yes... I remember when the ol' Jelly truck would roll into town. Us kids would follow it through the streets just a runnin' and a singin'. Finaly it would stop at old man Compton's store for the fill up. They would fill the grape tank, the strawberry tank and the huckleberry tank. And if we was lucky, after they was done, we got to lick the hose.

remember when you where a kid and your mom would drop you off at the movies with a jar of jam and a little spoon?

/not obscure

best headline ever.

ArkAngel

What in the heck in a "trudkload of jelly"? Is it bigger than a breadbox?

Nice work, Captain Irony.

anyone wana buy me a tf account? pretty please?

That'll be this jelly's last jam.

It almost sounds like things in this world happen so they can become cliches and puns on Fark!!

GIS for "trudk":

I hope they preserved the crime scene. Wouldn't want false allegations about innocents to be spread.

Just today, they dumped a crapload of asphalt at the end of Northern parkway. 5 car accident backed up eastbound traffic for hours. Sometimes spillage is bad :(

insomnia -- brilliant.

insomnia: Mmmm. PB n' FAAI. (Peanut Butter and False Allegations About Innocents)

Greenlight something else!

/stuck at work

insomnia

Orange you glad they didn't berry the evidence?

If it was this stuff, no wonder they had problems!

preserve. Someone pun with the word preserve- immediately

SO I guess the accident scene was preserved nicely for the investigators?

Was that lame enough?

nicely played

Whew! I'm glad to read it wasn't KY! People would've been slidin' into each other.

/don't try the veal, it's tough.

Im surprised I didnt see one Dark Helmet/ Lone Star jam reference in this thread...

"It almost sounds like things in this world happen so they can become cliches and puns on Fark!!"

What? Wait, are you saying they don't?

That was quite a mess today, was stuck in the traffic jam for a long time...

Very punny.

BAwHAwjhajhahjahjah ajhlk ajh OMG klthat's sooooo FCUNNY,,, LKOL hahahahahaha GREAT GREat.,,, NAYDE NY DAY!!!

It's irony!

Now that's what I call a sticky situation!

its been too long since this story came out.. wheres the next?