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(Fox News)   Having solved all other mysteries, sleuths use digital processing to answer questions about the JFK assination. Jessica Fletcher surrenders   (fox23news.com) divider line 165
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2004-08-20 09:26:50 AM
Sonds like a good PS contest: Who's the guy on the grassy knoll?
 
2004-08-20 09:29:26 AM
JFK: "You mean... assasinate myself?"

Lister: "Sure, it'll drive the conspiracy nuts wild, but they'll never figure it out!"

//boys from the dwarf
 
2004-08-20 09:29:30 AM
Hmm

Photoshop the real shooter?


Photoshop the magic bullet?


Photoshop the 3rd man on the grassy knoll?



Hmmmmmm....the possibilties are endless.
 
2004-08-20 09:31:02 AM
they've already analyzed that recording - still comes out to one gunman
 
2004-08-20 09:31:10 AM
Oswald: I'D HIT IT!!!

/Nuthin
 
2004-08-20 09:31:17 AM
 
2004-08-20 09:32:32 AM
... except that the recording wasn't made at the time of the assassination...

http://mcadams.posc.mu.edu/acoustic.htm
 
2004-08-20 09:33:21 AM
"Assination"?

Jesus.
 
2004-08-20 09:35:01 AM
 
2004-08-20 09:37:10 AM
House committee (1979) declares 4th shot from different location in 1964 Kennedy asassination.

Many conspiracy theories, never heard of this US government finding.

Jackie scuttling like a crab to escape.

Showing the love
 
2004-08-20 09:39:05 AM
 
2004-08-20 09:39:08 AM


"I'm sorry, but you're wrong..."

When that show was still taking place in Cabot Cove, it rocked. Some kids watched Nickelodeon, I grew up on Masterpiece Theatre and Murder, She Wrote.
 
2004-08-20 09:40:48 AM
Having solved all other mysteries...

Gotta start somewhere.
 
2004-08-20 09:41:24 AM
good form aliendave
I thought series 7 was one of the worst, how about you?
 
2004-08-20 09:46:39 AM
Oswald was the sole trigger man; his brother even testified against him during the hearings..



</back to work, thread over
 
2004-08-20 09:47:41 AM
Whew!!! When I read JFK I immediately thought John Forbes Kerry.... America still has a chance of being saved!
 
2004-08-20 09:50:36 AM
Unfortunately, this won't solve anything, just add to the speculation. I've always had a hard time beleiving Oswald acted alone. The political and social climate at that time was extremely volatile and the revelation of an organized conspiracy to murder the president would have torn this country apart, so a patsy (Oswald) was found , conveniently killed (right under the noses of law enforcement) and "evidence" was fabricated to fit the version of events those in power wanted to put forth. The use of modern forensics in this case might shed light on what happened, but I don't see how the individuals involved can be identified or more importantly the reasons behind such a plot.


/not a tinfoil hatter have always been curious about this.
 
2004-08-20 09:51:54 AM
I thought a gassy troll shot him?
 
2004-08-20 09:54:34 AM
It was a suicide ...

/Sam Giancana
 
2004-08-20 09:55:52 AM
Yes, the seldom employed "Suicide By Assassin" method.
 
2004-08-20 09:56:34 AM
This is exactly the reason why the official findings of the Warren Commission, and all of the attached notes and real data will not be released for another 30 years. If we survive to that point, then the answers will be revealed, that Johnson in fact acted, not alone, but with the help of the CIA, and the mob who Kennedy turned his back on after his election to the precidency.
/aliens were not involved, yet do exist, and anal probing has no medicinal value what-so-ever.
 
2004-08-20 09:56:54 AM
We need this like Kennedy needs another whole in the head.
 
2004-08-20 09:57:47 AM
I'm surprised no one has blamed this on Bush yet
 
2004-08-20 09:58:55 AM
No one can, Bush was still stoned out of his mind during the sixties, and couldn't have pulled the trigger.
 
2004-08-20 09:59:16 AM
What's this about a gassy gnoll?
 
2004-08-20 10:00:38 AM
And solving this mystery does exactly what?

LBJ is potting soil and any of the supposed old-white-military establishment that hated JFK so much are long gone too. Oswald got whacked by Ruby. Marylin (sniff sniff) got whacked.

No one wants to consider that a political assassination could happen to us here in America. Well, it did. No matter who pulled the trigger we were added to the list of countries that had their course of government changed by violence. Deal with it.
 
2004-08-20 10:00:50 AM
Stay away from Jessica Fletcher. People die when she's around.
 
2004-08-20 10:02:46 AM
JFK was assinated? Say it ain't so! He couldn't have been gay!
 
2004-08-20 10:03:26 AM
OMG. Kennedy's been shot?

For the love of humanity............
 
2004-08-20 10:04:33 AM
At least if it was John Kerry that was shot he would have finally earned a Purple Heart.

/dodges sh*tstorm

Anyway, this is such old news, they determined it was one shooter years ago. How does this BS get greenlighted?
 
2004-08-20 10:04:45 AM
Oooh, Bernie Mac Marathon!!!

/Bush killed Kennedy
 
2004-08-20 10:04:52 AM
Went to Daley Plaza last year-not a big place and the 'grassy knoll" is not as great a place to shoot someone as you think, i.e no escape route. They did sound testing to match the audio-showed one shooter. Nice creepy display on the 6th floor with loads of neat info, but thats it. Oswald acted alone, he was an ok shot but from that distance my 13 nephew could have whacked JFK-end of story.

/now Charles Whitman-that was a shooter
 
2004-08-20 10:05:02 AM
the real question in phiw's pic is how did the grassy knoll get to the middle of dealy plaza?
 
2004-08-20 10:08:44 AM
No one wants to consider that a political assassination could happen to us here in America.

you mean like Lincoln, Garfield, and McKinley?
 
2004-08-20 10:10:48 AM
bwesb
"No one wants to consider that a political assassination could happen to us here in America. Well, it did. No matter who pulled the trigger we were added to the list of countries that had their course of government changed by violence. Deal with it."

Charles Gitaeau killed Pres. Garfield in a train station (actually he only shot him, surgeons took care of the rest)

anyway-USA was added to that list you speak of at that time.
 
2004-08-20 10:10:49 AM
Oh, yeah, bwesb, the "old-white-military establishment" is long gone.

Dream on, homie.
 
2004-08-20 10:12:08 AM
So all other mysteries have been solved? So what is the explanation for the popularity of KISS???
 
2004-08-20 10:13:08 AM
Results of a GIS

Your search - gassy troll - did not match any documents.


DAMMIT!!
 
2004-08-20 10:13:25 AM
Zombix : It was Bush's bosses that organized it.
// Happy?

Yossarian22 : Yeah, except that little thing called a manhole that is located almost directly behind, opposite the knoll. That looked like a pretty good escape route if you ask me, I'm no mafia assassin, but I'd probably pick that route for an undetected escape.

Besides, when you are posing as secret service ("XXX") no one will second guess your integrity.
 
2004-08-20 10:14:55 AM
fiskey65
"So all other mysteries have been solved? So what is the explanation for the popularity of KISS???"

Kings in Satan Service-dont you mean?
Their popularity is that when you play Beth backwards it commands you to go and shoot then president ford, nice tie-in to the topic.
 
2004-08-20 10:16:41 AM
Yossarian22 - America's had a lot of assasinations, but the first was in 1865. Ironic that they should choose now of all times to cease the practise. A list.
 
2004-08-20 10:20:38 AM
Yossarian22:
You forget that there was a giant oak tree in full foliage blocking most of "Oswald's" shot--not to mention the slew of other physical and logistical improbabilities involved in the whole "three bullets, one pinko" theory.
BTW, this guy I used to work with was a JFK assassination nerd, and all of his research led him to the conclusion that Woody Harrelson's father was actually the killer. Is anyone else familiar with that one?
 
2004-08-20 10:21:02 AM
None of those Fox News comments? Guess I'll have to make one....

Yeah, like "Faux" News really wants to know who killed a democrat! Cut his mic!
 
2004-08-20 10:21:03 AM
d00fy,

I love a good conspiracy theory as much as anyone-but I also like to scare folks at campfires with baloney urban legends too. If you get to Dallas one day, check out the place-it doesnt 'match' with Stone's bullstew JFK movie (which is still a good movie, but a work of distorted facts)
And you can stand where MacGruder was when he FILMED the incident and you realize that a bullet from the knoll would have had to pass right beside or THROUGH him for the second gunman theroy to work....
 
2004-08-20 10:22:12 AM
2004-08-20 10:08:44 AM Ouroborus

No one wants to consider that a political assassination could happen to us here in America.

you mean like Lincoln, Garfield, and McKinley?


Very true, but no one looks back at those assassinations the same way people reflect on Kennedy.

My favorite is Andrew Jackson. Some helmet tried to roll up on him and missed. Jackson supposedly ran him down beat his arse.

2004-08-20 10:10:49 AM LesterFresh

Oh, yeah, bwesb, the "old-white-military establishment" is long gone.

Dream on, homie.


Yeah, except these days they aren't building private wealth and a pseudo-totalitarian regime - it already exists and is on cruise control.
 
2004-08-20 10:23:42 AM
But a House committee that investigated the shooting 15 years later concluded four shots were fired, including three from the book depository and one from another location.

Lawd, this is stale! It's already been proven by several authorities some two decades ago that only three shots were fired, and that 1979 commission based their opinion on misinterpreted information of that recording.

Keep moving folks... nothing to see here.
 
2004-08-20 10:23:50 AM
Gavino,
cool list-thanks! I was going by memory which aint so good this manana....
Lincoln was first-strange that I would forget that-spent 3 hours watching ted turners gettysburg last night...damn, wish i had that time back...
 
2004-08-20 10:24:16 AM
Ouroborus the real question in phiw's pic is how did the grassy knoll get to the middle of dealy plaza?

that's the real conspiracy, the assasination was a decoy
 
2004-08-20 10:25:22 AM
Yossarian
And you can stand where MacGruder was when he FILMED the incident

Do you mean Zapruder?
 
2004-08-20 10:26:39 AM
Newman, Kramer, if you'll indulge me. According to your story Keith
passes you and starts walking up the ramp then you say you were struck on
the right temple. The spit then proceeds to ricochet off the temple
striking Newman between the third and forth rib. The spit then cam off
the rib turned and hit Newman in the right wrist causing him to drop his
baseball cap. The spit then splashed off the wrist, Pauses In mid air
mind you- makes a left turn and lands on Newman's left thigh. That is one
magic luggie.
 
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