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(Detroit Free Press)   Member of Kerry's legal team tagged for picking up a hooker in Detroit   (freep.com) divider line 270
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2004-08-19 10:37:05 PM  
Well, at least Kerry's advisors pick up women above the legal age of consent.

3Horn
 
2004-08-20 12:35:31 AM  
...and another career is ended, mired in tawdry scandal.

In other news, Kerry soldiers on without the brilliant legal mind of Melvin "Butch" Hollowell at his side, as he was all last month.
 
2004-08-20 12:47:04 AM  
Let me be the first Bush supporter to say...

This does not reflect poorly in any way on Kerry.

This seems like it should be common sense, but the notion that a candidate shouldn't be responsible for the actions of every member of his campaign seems to frequently elude people on both sides.
 
2004-08-20 12:53:12 AM  
Wow. A headline referring to Kerry as "Lurch" gets greenlighted. And yet it's an automatic redlight around here for any headline referring to Bush as "Chimp-Boy," "Dumbya," "Pretzel-Boy," "Shrub," "Chimpy McFlightsuit," or anything similarly accurate and uncomplimentary.
 
2004-08-20 01:44:31 AM  
See, Kerry is a man of the people.
 
CB
2004-08-20 04:46:30 AM  
 
2004-08-20 04:47:56 AM  
Oh man, sleaze! Ah, lay it on me!

Can't wait for Kitty Kelley's upcoming book on the Bush family, due in stores sometime next month.

Word on the street has it there's a whole chapter devoted to W.'s various philanderings and erstwhile no-good-nikitude.
 
2004-08-20 04:49:07 AM  
This has nothing to do with Kerry.
 
2004-08-20 04:49:26 AM  
"Your Honor, I was only picking that woman up because I thought she was a legal secretary and I needed a pair of good hands to help me out with my briefs. And she told me she had experience with oral arguments."

Maybe he'll be lucky and get the penis pump judge from yesterday.
 
2004-08-20 04:49:28 AM  
Here come the bleeding-heart liberals trying to distract us from yet another issue
 
eps
2004-08-20 04:51:13 AM  

Wow. A headline referring to Kerry as "Lurch" gets greenlighted. And yet it's an automatic redlight around here for any headline referring to Bush as "Chimp-Boy," "Dumbya," "Pretzel-Boy," "Shrub," "Chimpy McFlightsuit," or anything similarly accurate and uncomplimentary.


Of course the only reason you care is because you know that those nicknames aren't far from the truth, you just don't want to admit it to yourself.
 
2004-08-20 04:51:35 AM  
I've met Butch a number of times, I've chatted with him, and I really like the guy. He's a really nice person. I can't believe he would do something like this, as he seems to me to be both personally above that and politically smarter than that. I hope he does get things sorted out, though he is probably a dead duck from publicity alone even if he's innocent.

By the way, who names a son Melvin anymore? And isn't calling yourself Butch overcompensating?
 
2004-08-20 04:52:36 AM  
Since we all know that this person is directly related to Kerry. Better yet, this is Kerry in another body. He should be ashamed.
 
jnc
2004-08-20 04:54:49 AM  

Greg McNeilly, executive director of Michigan Republican Party, said the party does not "feel it is a political issue or an issue for public discussion."

"It's obviously a tough time for Mr. Hollowell and his family," McNeilly said. "Our sympathies are with him and his family as he works this out."


...holy crap, a Republican said that?
 
2004-08-20 04:55:24 AM  
And here we go again. Seriously, aren't you bored yet? Don't you guys have anything you want to save for a big finish in October?

Let it go, walk away, have a mint and SUBJYC. Cheers.
 
2004-08-20 04:55:27 AM  
Okay, that does it. I'm voting for Bush now.
 
2004-08-20 04:57:38 AM  
This has to do with Kerry's decision-making skills. What if he wins the election and appoints someone like this to an important position?
 
2004-08-20 05:00:52 AM  
Memo to Staff:

Please refrain from picking up hookers or masturbating on British War Monuments until after the election, as these actions can distract from the campaign.

Your assistance in this matter is greatly appreciated.

Thank you.
 
2004-08-20 05:01:12 AM  
SO WHAT

honestly, i don't understand people who hate clinton because he got laid in the white house, but fully support someone who who would wage war on sketchy grounds

this is the problem in this world as i see it: people who think sex is bad, but violence good

wouldn't y'all rather have a world where everyone gets laid and no one kills anyone?

it strikes me how back in february conservative religous assholes were having fits because the world saw 3 seconds of janet's saggy tit, while a movie like the jesus chainsaw massacre, which was full gore, from front to end, was embraced by the same assholes as beautiful and passionate

I

DON'T

FARKING

GET

IT
 
2004-08-20 05:02:03 AM  
Demycrats are honry barstards.
 
2004-08-20 05:02:55 AM  
(Intentional errors so as not to offend any filters?)

/just plain old fast-typin idiocy without proofreading
 
eps
2004-08-20 05:03:29 AM  
Should prostitution be a crime ?

/flame on
 
2004-08-20 05:04:35 AM  
Members of Bush's cabinet being investigated for knowingly exposing the identity of an undercover CIA agent.

//Just to put things in perspective
 
2004-08-20 05:06:48 AM  
"The current administration has ignored this country's prostitution problems. My re-election team has seen the problem first-hand. In my administration, I will triple the funding to prostitutes. With my leadership and war experience, I can lead this country and solve the prostitution problem." - John Kerry
 
2004-08-20 05:17:36 AM  
would an intern have been better?
 
2004-08-20 05:24:49 AM  
Damn consenting adults! Why can't they just be good little Christians?!
 
2004-08-20 05:26:36 AM  
 
2004-08-20 05:27:33 AM  
His Wife: "Shove it"
His Daughter: Nice dress, ho.
His Lawyer: pickin' up hookers.

The hits just keep on coming.....
 
2004-08-20 05:32:35 AM  
I also heard the hookers were terrorists.....

/Damn Dumbocraptic terrorist synthesizers!
 
2004-08-20 05:40:24 AM  
farkerintx - "His Wife: "Shove it"
His Daughter: Nice dress, ho.
His Lawyer: pickin' up hookers.

The hits just keep on coming....."

Most pathetic thing I've seen all day. You do realise you're sounding like a tabloid journalist, don't you? Only, and here's the bit where you should start taking meaningful glances at your shotgun, they get paid for senseless muck-raking. Not only do you seem to be swallowing it whole and regurgitating it for free, you seem to think that they're bad people as a consequence. Seriously, since when did saying "shove it" to a pushy reporter with an agenda make you a bad person? Since when did showing your nipples make you a bad person?

Oh look, I'm trying to reason with you. Now why would I go and do a stupid thing like that?
 
2004-08-20 05:45:53 AM  
he needed to get that kerry taste out of has mouth.
 
2004-08-20 05:47:48 AM  
I never said they were bad people. Just bad for his campaign.
 
2004-08-20 05:49:25 AM  
Dukefluke


Because you are a moron.. That would be my guess...
 
2004-08-20 05:49:52 AM  
farkerintx - actually, you weren't even that specific. You just implied that saying shove it and wearing a see-through dress were on a par with picking up a hooker, and related them all to Kerry. Which is, like, rilly rilly grown-up.
 
2004-08-20 05:50:43 AM  
Ringpiece - it's spelled "moran", moran. Thanks for dropping by though.
 
2004-08-20 05:52:51 AM  
dickfluke;

No actually it is spelled "moron" "moron"..
 
2004-08-20 05:56:39 AM  
Oh yeah? Well you smell of wee, and my dad could kick your dad's ass.

/thinking about a career in politics
 
2004-08-20 05:59:38 AM  
Perhaps ringwraith should... get a brain?

Ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha--okay I'll stop.

/"Go USA"
 
2004-08-20 06:00:02 AM  
Rilly?
 
2004-08-20 06:12:39 AM  
2004-08-20 05:52:51 AM ringwraith

You farkin MORAN!
 
2004-08-20 06:16:16 AM  
2004-08-20 05:01:12 AM circletimessquare

You sure you're the same one from k5, casue I never agree with you on k5, yet i agree here...

/gr00vey on k5...
 
2004-08-20 06:20:55 AM  
Why is this a surprise? Kerry wants to turn the US into a nation of whores...so that his pals in Europe can continue to fark us.

Democrats: the Party of morality (unnatural sex is good), idealism (anything for power), and American values (treason is patriotic).

Sigh.
 
2004-08-20 06:23:54 AM  
DasWiggy, why do you hate freedom so much?
 
2004-08-20 06:26:33 AM  
Forget that - Daswiggy - why do you love crack so much?
 
2004-08-20 06:29:06 AM  
The clerk who sold me groceries did time for attempted murder... what does that have to do with me?
 
2004-08-20 06:29:25 AM  
His uncle told him it was cool.
 
2004-08-20 06:29:55 AM  
DasWiggyM

Kerry wants to turn the US into a nation of whores...so that his pals in Europe can continue to fark us.

It's not like that. We're too busy farking war memorials to bother with you.
 
2004-08-20 06:33:12 AM  
DasWiggy
Democrats: the Party of morality (unnatural sex is good), idealism (anything for power), and American values (treason is patriotic).

Normally I'd think this was too easy but I can't sleep and I'm bored:

Republicans - The party of morality ("go f-ck yourself"), idealism (anything for power), and American values (let's ship our jobs to India!)
 
2004-08-20 06:35:21 AM  
Hate to get all philosophical on you, DasWiggy, but what is morality? And what does it have to do with sex between two consenting adults? Also, explain how the Democrats will do "anything for power". What do you mean by that? Are they willing to do more than any other politicians? Lastly, specifically what treasonous acts has John Kerry or the Democratic party committed? Please explain in detail. Keep in mind that treason means "consciously and purposely aiding the enemy during wartime" and not "disagreeing with DasWiggy". I await your response.
 
2004-08-20 06:37:21 AM  
Now duke,
"You do realise you're sounding like a tabloid journalist, don't you?"
 
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