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(Heather Kozar) Boobies What they don't show you on the St. Pauli Girl poster...   ( divider line
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41704 clicks; posted to Main » on 01 Feb 2002 at 12:46 AM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-02-01 12:48:20 AM  
How long will it be before Bob Barker tries to soil her? She can make a man's pants go crazy.
2002-02-01 12:48:29 AM  
I bet all of you instantly clicked on the GALLERY link even before reading anything else...I know I did! :)
2002-02-01 12:48:36 AM  
This is all I have to say about Heather Kozar.
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2002-02-01 12:49:00 AM  
She's just a little too 'plastic'.

(And, I was never very impressed by blondes.)
2002-02-01 12:49:26 AM  
2002-02-01 12:49:27 AM  
You mean there was text on that page?
2002-02-01 12:49:57 AM  
Nanoo; I'm not much on blondes, either. There are few exceptions, however...
2002-02-01 12:51:09 AM  
What the hell is "Farm Club", wait, don't answer that...
2002-02-01 12:51:22 AM  
I just had a PLINKO in my pants!
2002-02-01 12:54:10 AM  
Nice resume Heather. Don't call us, we'll call you......
2002-02-01 12:54:54 AM  
Google Image Search results for Heather Kozar. Not Safe For Work.
2002-02-01 12:55:35 AM  
I dunno- I think the gallery was missing something- like a picture of her spread out naked with a .midi file repeating "Take me like a real man".
2002-02-01 12:57:14 AM  
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2002-02-01 12:58:42 AM  
Her "resume" says in 1996 she entered a Miss Hawaiian Tropic pageant and went on to win Miss Hawaiian Tropic Ohio / Kentucky! I'll bet she was a runaway winner. Really impressive pictures on the Google search....I see the carpet matches the curtains. How about that!
2002-02-01 12:59:34 AM  
What a lame gallery!
2002-02-01 12:59:44 AM  
Isn't this the bimbo that Cade McNown goes out with ?
2002-02-01 01:02:54 AM  
Is this the same chick that was in Playboy?
2002-02-01 01:06:29 AM  
Yeah, Cade McNown stole her from Tim Couch, but I don't think she goes with suck ass third string Cade boy anymore, I think she's banging Kordell Stewart...err wait, maybe not.
2002-02-01 01:06:44 AM  
Slayer--I thought she was with Tim Couch. Maybe not, I don't keep up with athlete gossip.
2002-02-01 01:09:23 AM  
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2002-02-01 01:16:33 AM  
2002-02-01 01:17:03 AM  
Thanks, Qualiall, we really needed to see that.

And why weren't all those nude pics in her gallery? She should be most proud.
2002-02-01 01:20:40 AM  
Wow, that guy has a really clean kitchen.
2002-02-01 01:21:15 AM  
Clearly, the only thing missing in this woman's life is me.
2002-02-01 01:22:07 AM  
So, is Bob gonna have her spayed? (Her being a Dog... Get it?.... Screw it, you're all to sober to get it.)
2002-02-01 01:23:28 AM  
Qualiall: That will appear in a photoshop in 3...2...1...
2002-02-01 01:25:44 AM  
2002-02-01 01:26:04 AM  
2002-02-01 01:26:19 AM  
Words can not describe the sensations that just ripped through my pants.
And I don't dig blondes.
Man do I love having a penis.
2002-02-01 01:26:41 AM  
If Cade McNown Gets a girl like that, then shiatty, overrated QB's have already won.
2002-02-01 01:30:53 AM  
Buckshot: Those nudes weren't in her gallery because some major info is missing: Heather Kozar was Playboy's Playmate of the year in 1999.

Hmmmmm. Apparently she's forgotten that since she started on the Price is Right

Here's a more accurate bio for her:
2002-02-01 01:33:12 AM  
well i'm not much for blondes, but sheesh...
her plastic surgeon deserves a raise. those are some of the better implants i've seen.
2002-02-01 01:57:42 AM  
I remember seeing her on Playboy TV as an announcer... I was surprised on how she stood head and shoulders above the other girls there in articlulation and intelligence... I thought she was pretterier then most, then I saw her pictures and saw how top heavy she is... They're real and wonderful... She does have a wonderful smile and loks great in a bikini...
2002-02-01 02:03:40 AM  
She seems like a good little slut, but she doesn't actually get naked. Or did I just miss the naked pics on her site? She needs a strong, dominant man, like me. :-)
2002-02-01 02:10:19 AM  
Be back in ten minutes... I'm headed out the door to pick up a six pack of St Paulie Girl Beir!
2002-02-01 02:16:48 AM  
Yeah, I found it curious that she left out that whole Playmate of the Year business. What can it hurt? I'm sure Price Is Right knew about it when they hired her, Bob Barker being the woman lover that he is. It's not like she's really going for that innocent girl look anyway from the looks of her site.
2002-02-01 02:19:56 AM  
there's something about her I like, I cant put my finger on it

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2002-02-01 02:42:08 AM  
Someone had to do it.

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2002-02-01 03:22:49 AM  
what a worthless tease! I want nudity at 2AM not pretty pictures!
2002-02-01 03:48:32 AM  
Deathcow- i wish i could put my finger on it
2002-02-01 03:56:54 AM  
Very, very, very sweeeeeeeeeet
2002-02-01 04:03:37 AM  
2002-02-01 04:41:54 AM  
I was hoping for a Photoshop thread so I could quit spamming this one but oh well. This is way too obvious to leave undone.

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2002-02-01 04:45:36 AM  
Deathcow: Your finger, in her hole.......mmmmm
2002-02-01 05:49:37 AM  
I have yet to see a former Playmate with a website that's worth a look. And I always wonder why girls that look this good think they need implants. Phttttttt.
2002-02-01 05:56:37 AM  
"Heather, honey. I'll forgive you for being a blonde. And yes, it's rather impressive the way your carpet matches your drapes. But damn, girl.. Didn't it hurt when they bleached your crotch?"
2002-02-01 06:00:37 AM  
if thats what does it for you, Ryanmac72, I'm willing to give it a try
2002-02-01 07:47:33 AM  
This is strange:
She doesn't once mention Playboy ANYWHERE on her site, which is a contracual issue, I suppose, but she was the PMOY for crying out loud. And, IMHO, one of the most beautiful Playmates in recent years. Have you seen any of them lately? They are all a fading carbon copy of the previous months Playmate. Hef need sto get off the blond thing...
AT first I did have to make sure this was the same Heather Kozar that was PMOY. She she lost weight or something..
And WHY on EARTH is a very recent PMOY working on The Price Is Right?? Isn't she regressing? Isn't The Price is Right the springboard you use to GET to Playboy....
Head hurts....soo......
2002-02-01 07:53:52 AM  
In principal, I agree with Nanookanano. But after looking at Kolacky's search results, I'm thinking that in a pinch...
2002-02-01 07:54:12 AM  
I'm not sure if anyone remembers - but wasn't the original Pauli Girl a burnette? They changed the label on the beer a few years back, but she was definately a burnette. Not that I ahve a problem with miss Heather or anything ; )
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