Nubianz...

I'd have no problem with your view of it as long as her little shiat sweater wearing dog were with her at the time.

She is famous for being famous.

I think it is making Britney jealous, she is starting to talk about dildo's, in relation to her mouth, in interviews now:

The 22-year-old singer left motormouth Popword presenter Simon Amstell speechless during a recent interview.

When he asked her what was the last thing she'd had in her mouth, she replied "a dildo".

http://www.rooftopreport.com/rooftopreport/archives/2004/08/chicken_escalope.p hp

I stand by the statement I made earlier... this man makes a more attractive woman than Paris Hilton.

It's farked.

Their mysql "exceed it's maximum number of connections".

Cue the local techies getting carpetted by the editor and pleading they they weren't asked to build it to stand up to having a story about everyone's (least) favorite blonde train-wreak...

I get in just fine.

I'd hit it - with a chainsaw, Tommy Vercetti style.

Is it me or is this the longest 15 minutes any butterface, talentless, attention whore has ever been given?

Please God... have mercy! Make it end!

What a stupid and crass whore. At least in a muslim theocracy, women like this would get a beat down for engaging in this sort of behavior...

Seriously! Has the world gone wmpty with news? Are there no more stories to tell?
C'mon, if someone would just go and do a Diana with her and end it all.....aaargh!

for a bunch of people who don't care about her and sick of hearing about her.. you sure spend a lot of time talking about her.

/another round of haterade

When is Paris Hilton just gonna die?

So thats what happened to Saddam's Weapons of Mass Destruction....

She has a face like a Schnauzer.

gis for attention whore. 2nd hit.

Paris has probably spent so much time topless on the French Riviera that baring her breasts in public isn't much of a big deal to her.

Sure she was bemused by the reaction in the store, though.

Geez, she's so flat that it's not really a big deal. Kind of like those nude ads in Cosmo or something--you never see any voluptuous girls in those things. Not as racy.

fark, check it out yourtself

Just say no!

Even tomorrows Times is pissed at Fark and their pro-Hilton stance!!!

Holy attention whore. Well, lets keep it just to a short "whore!!!". I'm sure everyones seen the pron where she has those big honkin boots. In the first few minutes, she looks like Chris Kattans "Coco" character from SNL.

"I wouldnt hit that Sam I Am,
I would not hit it covered in jam.
I wouldn't touch it with a stick,
much less prod it with my dick."

Consular_Jedi

I wouldn't mind giving that 'Attention Whore' some 'attention'.

no talent ass clown

I say, less Paris...more cosplay girl.

That is all.

You're welcome.

well, she's doin a fine job with the whorin and such. look at all the folks in here yammerin away about her titties.

/yup. all afternoon and twice on sundays.

I'm horney...

FAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAP... AHHHHH

I'm no longer horney.

Well GoGo, we cant attack others taste in women, because most of us (especially farkers) have such a contrasted taste, and Paris Hilton has that yuck/yum complex.
Let's all just agree Chiaki Kuriyama is hot. And I can't see the cosplay girl.

/DAMN YOU DIAL-UP!!!!

Incetardis

Is that better?

Link to photos.

Uh! You gotta be shiattin' me! The picture frame came up, and then it disappeared! Oh, the humanity!!

Thanks anyway safeinsane :(

Candygram4Mongo:
Probably because that article you posted is beyond the depth of most of us farkers to understand...

most of us cant even *think* of a naked woman without gettin stiff... and we dont know any other way.

/amazed at the godliness
//note that its beyond me to properly understand as well...

*sigh*Paris Hilton..Is there anything she CAN'T do?"

safeinsane...

thank you. thank you.

(there are even better pics of her dawn on that site, though.)

Who the hell believes this tabloid crap from the Daily Star?!

You'd have to be a farking idiot to.

Guddie, amen.

ThreeCircle: Sure she was bemused by the reaction in the store, though.

I'm sure she was AMused, but BEmused? I doubt it.

And before anyone jumps on me for being a grammar Nazi, I'm not mocking the original poster--it's a very common misuse of bemuse. Bemuse implies that someone is deep in thought or in a deep intellectual state of confusion or whatnot. I have a hard time attaching the effects of a deep intellect to Ms. Hilton.

Funny, if I asked her to try on clothes in my room, I'm automatically a pervert.

/what?

paris hilton is hot and fun. just the kind of girl i like. plus - bonus! - insanely rich.

hate on her if you want.. maybe you prefer ugly and boring? and poor? your choice. i like her, though, and thats my choice.

jasproject---I certainly don't wanna get personal here, but...ah, fuggit, you're right, she is a babe!


/dripping with sarcasm. Go on, hate me.

GogoUbari : You're fat, 30, play D&D, are a staunch Unix advocate and in your parents' basement where you fap to underage-looking Thai girls, in addition to lacking taste in women, aren't you?

In other words, you're deeply intimidated by a man who has evolved to the point where he can think with something other than his dick and can evaluate the sexiness of a woman in ways that don't involve a teenage titty fixation. Some of us have gotten to that point. If you ever pass through your my-weiner-is-bigger-than-yours phase, you will understand.

Gotta love Fark. Express an opinion that has half-a-brain in it and you get jumped on by the wankoholics.

Terrible news--shes now makng music.

First Paris, then Jessica now Britney

Well, one has to admit that those girls are certainly making life more challenging for the Conservative types.

Although they're all attention-whores, I could care less if a woman bared her breasts in public or private for all of 5 seconds. It's not like she'd be shooting bullets out of them.

/get a life, everyone

Paris Hilton rules.

You're all just jealous because you'll never reach her achievements.

Just think, people are actually paid to report this.

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