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(   Terrorists fooled by nuclear con men, bought a bunch of pinball parts.   ( divider line
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7583 clicks; posted to Main » on 31 Jan 2002 at 7:22 PM (16 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-01-31 07:23:55 PM  
Uhhh...does this also involve a Delorean & time travel?
2002-01-31 07:25:09 PM  
for once the terrorist have NOT already won!
2002-01-31 07:25:21 PM  
Yeah, and they were going to blow up 3rd portapotty at the next KISS concert too.

Give it up man, we don't care anymore.

Flame away.
2002-01-31 07:26:17 PM  
Cage match: terrorists and the Mafia.
2002-01-31 07:28:32 PM  
"Diagrams, while crude, describe essential components." I'm picturing a black circle with the word 'BOMB' on it and a fuse coming out of the top...
2002-01-31 07:29:23 PM  
Those wacky terrorists! Will they ever learn?
2002-01-31 07:29:38 PM  

To those farks that say "Why don't you just go live there?" or the like. fark off and take a logic course. The fallacy is called "Love It or Leave It".

Look it up, it might just save you from making an ass out of yourself.
2002-01-31 07:30:20 PM  
You know, the space needle IS pretty ugly...
2002-01-31 07:31:02 PM  
Maybe I need to practice reading for comprehension, but I didn't notice any mention of pinball in that story. Or, was that just embellishment on the posters part?
2002-01-31 07:31:45 PM  
run for it marty
2002-01-31 07:31:59 PM  
yea isnt this the storyline to Back to The Future?
2002-01-31 07:32:35 PM  
2002-01-31 07:33:01 PM  
Side thought: wonder if the terrorists ever whacked that Journalist... yes, that is how much I care about this story (you get use to it when the media crams down your throat, from day one until infinity, that there could be a nuclear attack at ANYTIME in the form of a dirty bomb... have to love the media: where would the terrorists get all their ideas without them?)
2002-01-31 07:33:13 PM  
Skidnuts, I thought the exact same thing! Hahaha... pinball parts.

"They found me... I don't know how, but they found me. Run for it Marty!!!!"
2002-01-31 07:34:57 PM  
FifthColumn, the kidnappers extended the deadline.
2002-01-31 07:36:38 PM  
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2002-01-31 07:36:57 PM  
I'm still confused as to how they thought they would "blow up" LAX.

I live in LA. I fly out of that airport all the time. It's not one damn building! It's a huge complex! OK, so they blow up, say, the America West terminal. First of all, no great loss there, but secondly, there's a hell of a lot of airport left!

I guess I just don't understand the target selection.
2002-01-31 07:37:50 PM  
"Evidence was found suggesting a terrorist attack at Chuck E. Cheese's in Oakland, where Islamic Fundimentalists consistantly lost at Donkey Kong."
2002-01-31 07:38:11 PM  
Seems like these guys need to start a creative think tank. Get some new ideas. Bombs are so "yesterday's terroist". The plane thing was good, but how ya gonna follow an act like that.shoe bomber...come on...get creative
2002-01-31 07:39:06 PM  
Just don't allow the terrorists to get their evil hands on Macgiver.....
2002-01-31 07:42:14 PM  
fifthcolumn: Nope. They're giving him one more day.

'One more day' for U.S. reporter
E-mail allegedly from captors delays execution
2002-01-31 07:43:24 PM  
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Back to the Future reference ahead!

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When this baby hits 88 mph, you're gonna see some serious sh(i)t.
2002-01-31 07:50:45 PM  
Back to the Future started the whole photoshop revolution.

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2002-01-31 07:57:32 PM  
Are these people somehow related? i think we should be told:

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2002-01-31 08:02:40 PM  
Damn, Grand Coulee and the Space Needle. Boy, am I glad I live in Washington. And who says New York gets all the fun?
2002-01-31 08:26:27 PM  
So let me get this straight. Religious zealots are such dumbasses that they don't know a nuclear bomb from a sack of rocks?

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If they were intelligent, would they really be religious zealots?
2002-01-31 08:35:23 PM  
Heh. Can't find my Back to the Future video and everyone beat me to it anyhow!
2002-01-31 08:56:21 PM  
Hello...this is already a back to the future reference. no need to pollute this discussion with further references. If you saw the movie, you got it. if you didn't, you didn't get it.
2002-01-31 09:14:45 PM  
i don't know anyone that hasn't seen back to the future...i'm waiting for it on dvd..
2002-01-31 09:20:54 PM  
I saw BTTF twice, but didn't recognize the reference. Did you guys memorize it like Rocky Horror fanatics do, or what?
2002-01-31 09:25:36 PM  
It's good to see that former Enron executives have found a better use for their... uh... 'talents'.

Instead of swindling their employees out of cash, they're applying their skills to the 'War on Terrorism'.

How patriotic! Guess I'll get a big 'E' tattooed on my forehead next to my '911 US flag' tattoo.
2002-01-31 10:23:50 PM  
Jjorsett: Perhaps you just weren't a child of the 80's. I was and yes, I could probably recognize any line from the movie. Never could stand the sequels though.
2002-01-31 10:35:30 PM  
Like I did with Star Wars, I watch Back to the Future enough times during my youth to remember just about every single line ad nauseum. Yes it is pathetic, but you should see all the chicks I have no because of it, well...if my mom counts.
2002-01-31 10:36:18 PM  
The Space Needle, eh? Good thing these terrorists have such a good handle on well loved American landmarks. I heard they were going to try to unravel the world's largest ball of twine in South Dakota (shudder).

As for blowing up LAX, apparently they've been watching too many scifi/monster movies. Godzilla steps on power lines -> Tokyo explodes. Crash plane into runway -> airport explodes.
2002-01-31 10:38:17 PM  
What's the difference between a Mechanical and a Civil Engineer?

The Mechanical Engineer builds weapons, the Civil Engineer builds targets.

2002-01-31 11:47:11 PM  
Yes, but do you know the Back to the Future drinking game? That, my friends, separates the true geeks from the.. um, ordinary not-quite-as-geeky geeks.

or something like that.
2002-01-31 11:53:54 PM  

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2002-01-31 11:55:40 PM  
Crap, there was supposed to be a picture above the Macgyver logo of pinball machine guts and innards.
2002-02-01 12:18:59 AM  
Call me crazy, but I actually find this
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These friggin idiots couldn't spell nuclear bomb.

F these a-holes.
2002-02-01 12:41:47 AM  
Sure they could. You know... 'nucular.' Just the way Colin Powell says it.
2002-02-01 06:30:39 AM  
2002-02-01 06:52:22 AM  
Are these two somehow related?

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2002-02-01 07:01:33 AM  
In "Back To The Future" there's an Oedipal insinuation,because Marty's mom is attracted to this handsome,suave man from the year nineteen hundred and eighty five or so,WHO JUST HAPPENS TO BE HER OWN SON IN THE GODDAMN FUTURE!And Marty,much like Oedipus,goes to pains to deal with the sick fascination his own mother has for him,by hooking his future dad with his future mom.Plus he (nearly) gets his father killed by Biff,much like Oedipus.

2002-02-01 08:33:28 AM  
I submitted the link. When I read:

"Richter concluded that al-Qaeda operatives tried to buy such weapons several times, paying cash for items that turned out to be worthless. "

The terrorist scene from Back to the Future popped in to my head. I'm glad I wasn't the only one.
2002-02-01 10:05:59 AM  
2002-02-01 11:10:01 AM  
Stupid bloody photoisland farkers...
how many hits does it take before the picture gets farked?
2002-02-01 02:09:22 PM  
so you can build bombs from pinball machines?

What about the children?
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