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Would she???

she rolled over it in bed during her latest movie shoot

Morrigan Sedai

Arc the Lad II or III?

"Your tears won't bring him back. Unless your tears smell like dog food. So you can either sit there, eating can after can of dog food until your tears smell enough like dog food that he comes back, or you can go out and find your dog!"

Wow, yeah that's a PSIV reference....I and II didn't have a hunter's guild....and I refuse to accept that III was ever made....

Thinks Paris is fugly
Say what you will, I think she's gorgeous.

Bush's fault!

He dog napped her dog in order to win the election! Mark my words, when November comes around, Bush will rescue her dog and proclaim "Mission Accomplished".

Those dang Neo-Cons, always up to no good....

/sarcasm

Fr0let
Would she???

yeah, right next to the peppers from last night

/oooo i'm bad

Well, I feel sorry for her and the dog. Losing a pet sucks.

Is anyone else waiting for the girl in the fark personal to take the money shot??

let's just make this the "my headline was better" thread:

In a desperate attempt to win back the headlines, Paris loses Tinkerbell, offers $5000.00 reward. Your chihuahua wants a chalupa.

Crunch61, I agree, but am ashamed to admit that. She is making a regular movie?? I'm there

/would hit it with head tilted slightly

waitaminute...

Excellent obligatory simpsons reference

You all suck! This isn't funny. I feel sorry for Paris....

You know with as much money she has to throw around you'd think she'd at least be able to afford SOME security.Right now lightbulbs are appearing about the heads every kidnapper in the world.

Shannon Dougherty has it.

Someone tell Richard Simmons that the American public now has a new punching bag and he's no longer needed.

/once met Richard in hotel elevator when he commented how "wet" I looked.

I have very wide standards on what I find sexy, but I must say that Paris Hilton is just hideous. She is skinny to the point of looking unhealthy. A girl should have curves, not angles. The fact that she's a vapid bimbo who's only famous for being rich doesn't help her, either.

inconnu

Absolutely. Very distracting.

SuperSix-Two:

I should've known better than to read your alternate headline as i was taking a drink of soda. You owe me a new monitor/keyboard!!! :)

SuperSix-Two:

good one, heh heh

Holy shiat. A Phantasy Star IV reference. Nice work, Morrigan.

SchlingFo
You win teh prize!!
Seriously congrats, I didn't think anyone would get it. :)

mleahy24
It's in Phantasy Star IV. At the Hunter's Guild, you can enlist in some jobs for extra meseta, and one of the earlier "quests" is to find a missing dog called Tinkerbell. I've been re-playing it (for the 24235436th time, though on emulator this time) recently so the first thing I thought of was that when reading the headline.

Though I'm at the Air Castle now, and all the emulators I've tried freeze the game when some specific monster there casts a specific spell. :(

/apologizes for the threadjack

RUN TINKERBELL RUN!!!

Some of you are mean! Its sad that someone's dog is missing, regardless of who the owner is! You've obviously never had a dog as a pet if you are being so insensitive. I swear I love my dog like a child - I would be devastated if he got lost. Just the thought makes me sad! When I have to leave him in my car for a few minutes to run into a store or something, he gets so upset, whimpering and wining, and when I'm in the store, I swear I am panicking like a new mother leaving her kid alone for the first time. I just feel so sad leaving a wimpering, crying dog - he's my baby! I would just die if he got lost! So stop being mean to Paris even if she does suck. I'm sure her dog - who could be hurt or dead - does not suck and wants to be reunited.

And to anyone who might say, "Why bring your dog out if he gets upset?" My cat has started attacking him out of nowhere so I can't leave them alone. Anyone know how to fix that, besides getting rid of the cat? Yes I would get rid of the cat - they don't bond to their owners the same way dogs do. A dog would get depressed if it was separated from its family, a cat could care less if it was in a new home, as long as it got enough food.

DerangedHermit

*grins like a little girl* Thank you sir.

The Sun's story is much better.

I was going to submit this as: "The Sun is there. Tinkerbell Hilton is not."

2004-08-18 02:15:32 PM Driving Without Pants


I have very wide standards on what I find sexy

babelfish translates ....

I like fat chicks.

What a no talent she is

/Nice boobies though....I've heard OK

The first place I'd start looking would be in Nicole Richies stomach.

Dish, "Alistair?" - hillarious.
Where's Barf when you need him? "Duhh...I heard that."

How long before we see the Tinkerbell video?

hexane, you think they'll cut her head off in the white plastic chair??

Eventhough I think Paris is a skank, in this case, I feel bad for her. I feel even worse for the dog as it was probably so pampered that it won't last long on the "streets".

As for those of you that think she is beautiful, YUCK!! I saw a picture of her with Farrah Fawcett-style hair, and it looked AWFUL!! Doesn't the biatch look in the mirror?

5,000 bucks? She spends more than that at the VD clinic

my headline "Has anyone seen Paris Hilton's little hairless beast?"

/yes, I'm immature.

Luscious lips, nice skin, and a hot body. Of course, sex with her would be as rewarding as screwing a realdoll with VD, but she's still easy on the eyes.

You know, as soon as I learned she even had a dog I was worried for its' welfare. She just doesn't seem like someone who is responsible enough to care for a pet.

/heard she has a cat now too... poor kitty.

sounds like a case for...



/holy obvious

Somebody check Koreatown, on Wilshire between Vermont and La Brea.

her pet Chihuahua, Tinkerbell, has disappeared

No problem. Just clap your hands and say "I believe in fairies."


Tinkerbell -- decked out in pink coats or puppy-sized sneakers --

My guess is the dog ran away out of embarrassment.

Attention, owners of little dogs! I know you think it's just adooooooooorable, but in reality making your dog wear clothes only makes both them and you look like idiots.

meh, i'd hit it. just have to wear rubber...dunno what she's got for crap's sake.

and I actually think she's pretty, and would be even more so if she let herself get a bit more "real".

I mean, I'd pay to see her with her natural hair color and a bit less of a tan... I bet she would look a thousand times better.