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(ESPN)   Kentucky football program hit with probation, one year bowl ban. Nevermind that they couldn't go to a bowl game anyway. Duke still sucks   ( divider line
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2002-01-31 04:42:49 PM  
Go Louisville!
2002-01-31 04:43:14 PM  
Why aren't they investigating REAL criminals? Like U. Miami-FL & Florida State? I think should just build a prison in Tallahassee and call it the football dorm.

FSU sucks.
2002-01-31 04:43:26 PM  
The Wildcats have a football program?
2002-01-31 04:44:05 PM  
Go Blue Devils!!! UNC sucks!
2002-01-31 04:44:47 PM  
Bastards! I posted this same farking article before anyone, and my headline was much better. Damn Lexingtonians. Go Cards! UK still sucks ass.
2002-01-31 04:44:50 PM  
This time the headline is right - Duke football does suck. Even Steve Spurrier barely broke .500 when he coached them.

Basketball is another matter, however. Tubby Smith and Rick Pitinio together couldn't hold Adolph Rupp's clipboard, and Coach K is among the finest to ever pace the sideline in the college game.

Farkin' UK whiner syncophants.
2002-01-31 04:45:20 PM  
OSU sucks
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2002-01-31 04:45:20 PM  
The game tonight will be a waste of everyone's time...But I'll be watching anyway...
2002-01-31 04:48:17 PM  
Who would have thought that it was Kentucky's football program that was up to no good? They sure concealed it well on the field.
2002-01-31 04:48:54 PM  
The SEC sucks.
2002-01-31 04:49:57 PM  
Lehigh sucks.
2002-01-31 04:50:15 PM  
Kentucky football gets biatch slapped with probation. Nation Rejoices. UK still sucks.

add 'Amusing' tag
2002-01-31 04:53:12 PM  
If anyone has any mojo to spare at around 9:00 pm tonight, please sent it to:

North Carolina Tarheels
Dean Smith Center
Skipper Bowles Drive
Chapel Hill, NC 27599

Thank you!!!
2002-01-31 04:53:37 PM  
Kentucky is just a sacrificial lamb, if they checked any of the top 10 schools in the nation you would find worse going on, think about it, if they did what they did and still sucked; imagine what the teams that got blue chip athletes did to get them, it's like arresting a nickle bag dealer on the street and boasting about fighting the war on drugs.
2002-01-31 05:02:48 PM  

It is going to be ugly I'm afraid.

Going to break the worst loss in the Dean Dome record for the 4th time this year.

2002-01-31 05:11:31 PM  

My headline was:

University of Kentucky football team banned from bowl games. Bowl games everywhere rejoice.

with {obvious} tag.
2002-01-31 05:16:03 PM  
That's good too Dersins. The problem is the people who run fark. They are UK fans, and speaking bad about the program is blasphemy.
2002-01-31 05:32:49 PM  
[image from too old to be available][image from too old to be available] It's not your site. Drew's game means Drew's rules. Mr. Bigglesworth unavailable for comment.

[image from too old to be available] PS: All mojo directed towards the Dean Dome would indeed be greatly appreciated. Duke sucks Mike Tyson's genius asshead.
2002-01-31 06:03:20 PM  
I'm a UK grad, during the Curry years...Bill Curry...he was a football coa...never mind...anyhow, our football program, such as it was, was never that good to begin with, but here's fun lil' story for y'all...told to me by a friend o' mine who was in the UK band...

The football team was down playing Georgia, and getting their annual ass-stomping at the hands of the Bulldogs. The band, unfortunately, was surrounded by Georgia fans, who were merciless in smack-talking about how great Georgia was to them. Almost in unison, the brass section stood, turned to face the hecklers and made the motion of a basketball player shooting for a goal. The crowd quieted down right quickly.

Always liked that story.
2002-01-31 06:32:36 PM  
The real SEC fans are football fans, basketball is not on the charts. I question the validity of the story, whenever Kentucky fans did that when I went to The University of Tennessee, we just laughed. Basketball is not a sport in the eyes of real SEC fans, period
2002-01-31 07:47:58 PM  
Hmmm, considering both teams suck arse in football. I think it's fair to say that Duke AND Kentucky suck.
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