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(Medical News Today)   Hands up all you parents who think your kids aren't having sex. Half of you are wrong   (medicalnewstoday.com) divider line 229
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2004-08-16 09:42:41 PM
Unless you're my parents, you're 100% correct.
 
2004-08-16 09:44:19 PM
I'm pretty sure my kids aren't.
Actually,I'm positive their not. Their watching a movie in the living room.
 
2004-08-16 09:46:18 PM
I'm pretty sure my kids aren't.
Actually,I'm positive their not. Their watching a movie in the living room.


Are you sure????

Can you see their hands?
 
2004-08-16 09:46:39 PM
And this is exactly why comprehensive sex ed ought to be taught in schools.
my two cents.
 
2004-08-16 09:48:50 PM
Leans back in chair. Yes my 11, 10 and 10 yo are not having any kind of sex.

/Leans forward.
 
2004-08-16 10:13:37 PM
my daughter better not be, she's only 5.
 
2004-08-16 10:18:00 PM
I keep my 14 year old daughter locked in a boy-proof cage.
 
2004-08-16 10:20:52 PM
woodpecker from mars
Homemade? Where did you get one? I'll need one soon.
 
2004-08-16 10:23:57 PM
I made it out of the bones of the boys who hit on her.
 
2004-08-16 10:24:52 PM
awww.

this is why we love our daddies.
 
2004-08-16 10:28:22 PM
Nice!

I have allies, her brothers.
 
2004-08-16 11:00:17 PM
When you have a son, you worry about one boy. When you have a daughter, you worry about EVERY boy.
 
DAR [TotalFark]
2004-08-16 11:11:33 PM
I'm just an old-fashioned kinda guy, but I when my daughter turned 16, my wife took her to the Dr. for a birth control script. She's 20 now and working her way thru college and not changing diapers.

But then again we TALK to our kids about sex, drugs, smoking, drinking, DUI's, and other real issues in a teenagers life.

Anybody who thinks kids will wait for marriage or adulthood before having sex is a fool!
 
2004-08-16 11:29:34 PM
My middle brother knows the score. His daughter is 19 and I think she lost it within the last six months. I know that this time last year she was confiding in me that she *gasp* french kissed a boy.

Then again, she was a gymnast up until she was 17; she was too busy training to mess with boys.

Big bwah to MattHoward. This same brother of mine fussed more about my dating than my mom did! He walked one guy around the corner and had a "talk" with him. To this day I don't know what was said.
 
2004-08-16 11:59:26 PM
I'm pretty sure my mom still thinks I am a virgin. I'd ask her about it, but then I would feel like I would have to tell her and I don't wanna have that conversation.
 
2004-08-17 02:22:08 AM
God, you'd think it'd be easier for a guy to get laid with statistics like that...
 
2004-08-17 02:24:29 AM
Primate,

Don't be a fool.

Of those statistics, 8 out of every 10 girls are having sex, but only 2 out of every 10 guys.
 
2004-08-17 02:26:50 AM
Hahaha, MY parents don't think I'M having sex....and...they're...right....feh.
 
2004-08-17 02:26:50 AM
alas it's just one guy doing them all.

/in the 90s the pizza guy on Avenue A was stooping half the NYU girls - If you lady wants a slice after having sex with you, chances are she's a two boots (pizza) scalp.
 
2004-08-17 02:27:08 AM
Girls who play sports delay their onset of sexual activity. My girls (twins) are two and are kicking the hell out of a soccer ball with their dad.
 
2004-08-17 02:28:24 AM
actually once it was known I was active (15) I wasn't single till into my mid 20s.. ..then I got married.
 
2004-08-17 02:29:17 AM
Whoever posted this clearly doesn't know Fark's target audience. This just depresses us. After all, if we were getting laid as teenagers, we'd have better things to do than sit at the computer all day.
 
2004-08-17 02:29:46 AM
Hear hear.
 
2004-08-17 02:29:56 AM
my parents were cool with my activities in my highschool years. they were surprised i waited as long as they did. and these are religious, conservative parents.
 
2004-08-17 02:30:57 AM
my parents wish i was having sex. wait... thats really sad isnt it?
 
2004-08-17 02:31:26 AM
My girlfriend's Catholic.

And you know what that means.

No, the other, unfun type of Catholic.

Yeah.

/sighs
 
2004-08-17 02:31:29 AM
I became sexually active at 16. Luckily, my parents were pretty hip about the whole thing.

We didn't talk about it or explicitly acknowledge that I was having sex. But, my mom did buy me condoms....just in case, she said.
 
2004-08-17 02:33:11 AM
Does having sex with yourself count, or does it only count if you're using a blow-up doll?
 
2004-08-17 02:33:15 AM
I hope to hell that my nine year old daughter eight year old son, and four year old son aren't doing the nasty. of course my oldest from my first marriage will a teenager in a few days and i hope he isn't doing nothing like that (mother has custody)

of course it seems that the kids are getting younger and younger. speaking of my nine year old, last year, there was this ten year old boy. She had been friendly to him at school saying hello in the mornings gave him her juice in the cafeteria, you know stuff that friends do. Well, imagine my surprise when the school called to say that this boy was caught with my daughter pinned against the wall kissing her and trying to get her pants off! My wife wouldn't let me go to the school. Trust me I wanted to have a word with this child. Well his parents were called and them and my wife had a conference. Turns out he has a "learning disability" ok whatever. parents, if that is what you call a learning disability, then you need to put him in a special school, one with bars on the windows. They claimed that he didn't know better, but the principal backed up my daughter and said the boy had been in trouble before. suffice to say, he was suspended from that school. The parents weren't too happy they had to find a different school for their delinquent.

/plans to sit on the porch with a shotgun when boys come to court my daughter.
//plans on escorting any of my three sons to the altar with said shotgun if they get a girl in trouble.
 
2004-08-17 02:33:53 AM
being a(late) teenager....those stats are too damn low. there are definitely more that 50% of us being sexually active
 
2004-08-17 02:33:58 AM
inconnu
Primate,
Don't be a fool.
Of those statistics, 8 out of every 10 girls are having sex, but only 2 out of every 10 guys.


Haha, a truth I know all too well. Dammit.

/Heading over to the nearest boobies link...
 
2004-08-17 02:34:46 AM
I became sexually active at the tender age of Seventeen (about three months ago)

I am now a sexaholic. Within the first three days of becoming sexually active, i had been with two girls and had it five times.

Now, i am in a month long spell with no end in site.
 
2004-08-17 02:39:16 AM
[Obvious]
 
2004-08-17 02:40:23 AM
I lucked out I started dating someone older and out of school. She'd pick me up from school which was a nice daily F.U. to all the lame 'popularity contest' girls in school.

Oh and having her buy drinks legit was a bonus.
 
2004-08-17 02:41:42 AM
I agree with rfuree11.

There is no way in hell its only 50%
 
2004-08-17 02:41:54 AM
I think rfuree is right... the stats are rather low. I know alot of girls that say they lost it when they were 11-12, and, when I was about 16 or 17, most people I knew were sexually active. Kids are sluts now.
 
2004-08-17 02:42:31 AM
Guys, if you are among those who are (unwillingly) celibate, here's a secret: there are girls out there that are interested in you.

Doesn't matter if you're a semi-geek. Doesn't matter if you're a member of the chess club. If you're reasonably good looking (and, chances are, even if you're not), there's a girl out there who will do you. You're just too clueless and awkward to figure it out and do something about it.

I mean, for the love of Jebus, I turned down more sex in high school (and college) than I accepted. But, then, I'm pretty picky.
 
2004-08-17 02:43:18 AM
I bet my parents thing I'm having sex. I have passed up the offer 5 times. Despite thinking every now and then 'I'd hit it!' I really havn't. Its because I wasn't intrested in the girls. Now, had I been, this post would have gone the opposite direction.
People think I'm straight edge just because I'm not a drunk/stoner/manwhore like most people in my position are. Whatever.
 
2004-08-17 02:45:42 AM
11 or 12?

farking gross.

This one girl I was seeing was like "yeah, I lost it at 12!".
Let me tell you, that was soooo attractive.
 
2004-08-17 02:47:58 AM
A solid article in defense of the argument to lower the age of consent!
 
2004-08-17 02:49:01 AM
When my dad was in high school, he had lots of sex. That's why it surprised the hell ouf ot me that he absolutely prohibited me from having sex---no, from bringing any "unwed, underage female" to the house when there was nobody else home.

Anyway, that just meant that my high school girlfriend and I had to find another place, namely her house, her uncle's house, my mom's condo, and my car sometimes.

When I was 17, it really was a very good year...
 
2004-08-17 02:50:46 AM
DaRblGen
That was the most asinine comment ever. What the hell was the point?

/even shortly after losing it had no desire to brag
//not bragging, just saying
 
2004-08-17 02:54:07 AM
No suprise here.

/heart goes out to you Farkers with teenage kids.

In other news....I hear they are making Kids 2....
 
2004-08-17 02:55:19 AM
Oh, I had forgotten to mention. I don't know if my dad ever suspected that I was having sex throughout junior and senior year with my then girlfriend. But I was pretty sure my mom knew, and so did my girlfriend's parents (they were pretty liberal about it).

Anyway, yeah, I agree with the people who agree that the statistic is too low. I'm not in high school anymore, but my friends' little brothers and sisters are, and from I hear from them, many many teenagers are having sex (yeah, I know---hearsay).
 
2004-08-17 02:57:19 AM
Guys, if you are among those who are (unwillingly) celibate, here's a secret: there are girls out there that are interested in you.

Doesn't matter if you're a semi-geek. Doesn't matter if you're a member of the chess club. If you're reasonably good looking (and, chances are, even if you're not), there's a girl out there who will do you. You're just too clueless and awkward to figure it out and do something about it.


Yeah, but who wants to shag an ugly fat chick?
 
2004-08-17 02:57:41 AM
DaRblGen brings to mind the movie Kids for some reason...
 
2004-08-17 03:00:33 AM
Don't worry Mom and Dad, I still havn't had relations!
 
2004-08-17 03:01:29 AM
BrainInAJar

Take it easy, the kid is stoked. He just broke his cherry.

Dont worry DarblGen, get it while you still want it.
After ten years or so, you wont be that stoked anymore.
Even hotties eventually want to "Talk"....
 
2004-08-17 03:03:08 AM
I live with my g/f and my mom still refuses to admit we're having sex. Her parents however, have walked in on us a few times so I'm pretty sure they know whats up.


/Living proof of eraser8's comment
 
2004-08-17 03:06:29 AM
i'm 19, i hope my 10 year old's daughter isnt sexually active. She's only 4
 
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