Is Liechtenstein part of the Coallition of the Willing? Because if they are...

Prince Hans-Adam II formally handed over day-to-day governing powers to his son Crown Prince Alois on Sunday - and then invited all 33,000 of Liechtenstein's people to a garden party.

Liechtenstein farkers, was there free booze offered?

"Sir Uuuuulrich Von Liechtenstein!!"

How will we ever go on?

And he's already planning to invade france!

Badly shaken or poorly stirred?

what a loser country. 33,000 people? My college has more students than that!

Why doesn't someone invade? Oh yeah, because Liechtenstein is in NATO.
Wish I had actually made it to Liechtenstein when I lived in Europe.

staplermofo Yes, it is, even the Vatican is a 'country' on it's own

Hah, I saw a national map of the Vatican. Did you know the biggest state in the Vatican is Building number 1?

the only reason i know this is a real country is because Wacko Dot sung it in his *nations of the world* spot...

god bless animaniacs!

Andorra >> Liechtenstein

Is pot legal in Liechtenstein?? I wouldn't mind moving to a country with fewer inhabitants than many state colleges.

England played a football qualifier against these liechtenstein last year - and when the national anthems came on they had excatly the same tune but with different words.

Bit weird two countries having the same national anthem

Hell, people! There are more of us than there are of them. Let's take over that sucker and proclaim it the new Farkistan. Who's with me?

...sir Drew shall be our ruler.

Trying to make a new country?
New Countries

In regards to Liechtenstein, I camped there in March a few years ago. Not the brightest thing to do in the Alps with only a zero degree sleeping bag...

Who knew they gave him his own country?


/or has this joke been done?

And they're richer than all the farkers combined.

I wanna be from Liechtenstein. That sounds like fun.

Pleasant place and people.

Time to end the farce of monarchy.

It's a back-door paradise, too. Think Oz, only with tall women sporting wispy mustaches. P-Diddy can't stay out of the place.

I think I'll immigrate there. Are the women hot?

They have the same national anthem as us. Thieving bastards!

The national anthem of Liechtenstein:
http://www.thenationalanthems.com/country/liechtenstein.htm

Liechtensteiner.

Slightly interesting because the Crown Prince got his new powers in a referendum last year. The people actually wanted to take power away from their politicians and give it people with a tradition of looking after things, rather than some dickheads who wanted to be in charge.

/only slightly interesting, though.

I've never even HEARD of this country.

Liechtenstein has 33,000 citizens? Where do they live? Austria or Switzerland?

Liechtenstein, w00t

I am of Liectensteinian descent, and uh.. umm.. Liechtenstein is awesome?

/Been there once, hot women, nice place...

I was once chased by a dog in Liechenstein. Really, true story. Oh, and I leaned my head thru the Prince's fence and checked out his Rose Garden. Ive seen better in back yards.

The castle does have a nice view. You probably can see the whole country.

somewhat related but first thing that comes in gis "swiss"
http://www.zveza-zdns.si/slika%201%20swiss%20orcestra.jpg
NSFW or your brain

PokesBadgersWithSpoons

And he's already planning to invade france!

/Gratuitous cliche in 3, 2, ...

France surrenders!

Great headline.

Strong Badia has more political influence that this place.

Prince Hans-Adam II formally handed over day-to-day governing powers to his son Crown Prince Alois



EDDIE: So one night I walk into the club, and no Alois. Now the bartender was a wetback, he was a friend of mine, his name was Carlos. So I asked him "Hey, Carlos, where's Lady A tonight?" Well apparently Lady A was married to this real piece of dog shiat. I mean a real animal. And apparently he would so things to her.

FREDDY: Do things? What would he do? You mean like beat her up?

EDDIE: Nobody knows for sure what he did. We just know he did something. Anyway, Alois plays it real cool. And waits for the next time this bag of shiat gets drunk. So one night the guy gets drunk and passes out on the couch. So while the guy's inebriated, she strips him naked. Then she takes some crazy glue and glues his dick to his belly.

EDDIE: I'm dead farkin serious. She put some on his dick and some on his belly, then stuck 'em together. The paramedics had to come and cut it loose.

MR. WHITE: Jesus Christ!

FREDDY: You can do some crazy things with it.

EDDIE: I don't know what he did to her, but she got even.

MR. WHITE: Was he all pissed off?

MR. PINK: How would you feel if you had to do a handstand every time you took a piss.

2004-08-16 06:05:46 AM drdrdrdr

England played a football qualifier against these liechtenstein last year - and when the national anthems came on they had excatly the same tune but with different words.

Bit weird two countries having the same national anthem

Finland and Estonia -> same thing...

...the Lichtensteiner formerly known as Prince...

Well my parents got me a wallet when in Liechtenstein that says on in it "Principality of Liechtenstein." with a crest on it.


/got nothin

The women there are hot, because the county is filled with rich bankers.

brushwoodthicketfarmer beat me to it.

Bastid!

yeah, he may be a crown prince, but I'm a farking King. Piss of Lichens, you are the fungus on a rotting stump.