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(Reuters)   London policemen suspended for taking sexual graft from porn stars   ( divider line
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2004-08-15 12:24:54 PM  
Porn starts? Sounds like a kinky breakfast meal supplement.
2004-08-15 12:33:00 PM  
Hysterical. To protect and serve. They got "served," but did they wear protection?
2004-08-15 05:12:29 PM  
What's the point of becoming a police officer if you can't get sex from porn stars? I mean, really?
2004-08-15 05:12:37 PM  
Yes, but it was their lunch hour.
2004-08-15 05:13:24 PM  
"taking sexual graft"? WTF he had a penis transplant or something?
2004-08-15 05:14:06 PM  
"The Metropolitan police service demands the highest standards from all its staff..."

So... they didn't perform up to par?
2004-08-15 05:14:27 PM  

I was wondering that myself.

And why the hell is voting enabled?
2004-08-15 05:16:03 PM  
I feel bad for the cops , here. Who wouldn't want to have a hot pornstar shine their nightstick?
2004-08-15 05:16:09 PM  
Its a fair cop - I done it.
2004-08-15 05:16:55 PM  
2004-08-15 05:17:07 PM  
A vote for me is a vote for someone telling us why voting is enabled.

/off to RTFA
2004-08-15 05:18:33 PM  
I feel bad for the cops , here. Who wouldn't want to have a hot pornstar shine their nightstick?

My sentiments exactly! Who the hell wouldn't start doing the McNasty with an available porn star?!

The little head always wins.

2004-08-15 05:18:35 PM  
damn typos :P

damn cops... that was my job!! nahh j/k
2004-08-15 05:18:47 PM  
"taking sexual graft"? WTF he had a penis transplant or something?

graft2 P Pronunciation Key (grft)
-Unscrupulous use of one's position to derive profit or advantages; extortion.
-Money or an advantage gained or yielded by unscrupulous means.


/wishes only people with university education were allowed on the internet.
2004-08-15 05:21:06 PM  
cop gets free hummer... this is news?
2004-08-15 05:21:42 PM  
Me fail enlish? That's unpossible.

Now time to get a skin extortion!
2004-08-15 05:26:31 PM  
Awan Afuqya,

That sounds like exactly the sort of thing Hitler would say.
2004-08-15 05:27:47 PM  
The bobbies went for the boobies?

/Link for England impaired
2004-08-15 05:28:15 PM  
Awan Afuqya : I think his comment was meant as a purely humerous statement on the common definition of the word in question.

But I could be wrong. It may , indeed , be that his intellect is not on the superior level that yours is.

/a vote for me is a vote against dictionary snobs!
2004-08-15 05:28:36 PM  
Wow. That sucks.
2004-08-15 05:31:22 PM  
I knew this would find its way to Fark.
Now we know how policemen get their truncheons polished.
2004-08-15 05:33:27 PM  
is it kinda like a skin graft?
2004-08-15 05:34:33 PM  
dictionary snobs are teh lame.
2004-08-15 05:37:16 PM  
Every bobbie
should have a hobby
especially one, that involves his knobby
2004-08-15 05:38:45 PM  
"It was unbelievable. They just decided to have their very own private porn movie while on the job."

Like nobody here would try that ;-)

/a vote for me is a vote more on the job fringe benefits.
2004-08-15 05:42:29 PM  
If it had been a porn movie involving the occifers being splashed by a puddle from a car driven by the two porn stars, it'd be a different outcome altogether.
2004-08-15 05:45:57 PM  
Name of the movie being filmed? Name of the porn starlettes in question? Pics?

/useless reporting
2004-08-15 05:49:15 PM  
Graft in English: Work or plasty.
Graft in American: Corruption

/don't know why. Just for the benefit of the unwashed. Hey, pointless voting!
2004-08-15 05:50:17 PM  
[image from too old to be available]
2004-08-15 05:53:31 PM  
i must see this video!
2004-08-15 05:59:18 PM  
Awan Afuqya he was making a joke idiot.

/Wishes only people with a sense of humor were allowed on the internet.
2004-08-15 06:00:58 PM  
Two London cops joined in the fun
Of a skin flick shot on the run
Suspended from duty
For tapping that booty
They shouldn't have pulled out their guns!
2004-08-15 06:03:54 PM  
At first I thought the porn director was indignant, but then I realized he was just excited.
2004-08-15 06:05:27 PM  
Its a sad day for America when this week's sex scandal from Britian is more heterosexual than ours
2004-08-15 06:10:31 PM  
2004-08-15 06:15:18 PM  
Within a quiet Soho-ian district,
Two Bobbies saw a 'licit skin flick.
Into a side trailer they move,
while Scotland Yard disapproves,
watching the naughty bio-pic.

/Loved the rhyme, insane_idoru . Wanted to keep it going, regardless of my lack of skills. :)
2004-08-15 06:16:59 PM  
"We are disappointed by conduct which, if substantiated, brings the service into disrepute."

You bet it needs substantiating. Send that video right over, officer, so I can, uh, substantiate it. Right away, let's see it.
2004-08-15 06:18:35 PM  
Iwouldn't mind getting sexual graft from a porn star. Even just an inch or two would be nice.
2004-08-15 06:19:27 PM  
Awesome! That's the kind of stuff movies are made from. Grainy, badly acted movies.
2004-08-15 06:19:40 PM  
bow. chica. bow. bow.
2004-08-15 06:25:46 PM  
PinkBlackJack: hehe

Two bobbies some boobies did see
In a porno they wanted to be
For a sexual graft,
They got thrown off the raft,
But they'll clean up on film royalties!
2004-08-15 06:28:10 PM  
If it were a brothel instead of a film, they would have been accuse of bringing the force into ill repute.
2004-08-15 06:35:34 PM  

And why the hell is voting enabled?

A better question: why doesn't eVEry thread have voting enabled?

2004-08-15 06:37:24 PM  
Was he a Bad Lieutenant?
2004-08-15 06:58:26 PM  
Someone should have a link for that vid of a guard at Buckingham Palace (or somewhere) recieving the attention of a young lady and having to stand at attetion the whole time.

Funny stuff.
2004-08-15 07:05:28 PM  
Awan Afuqya was too stupid to get the joke... Hahaha...
2004-08-15 07:19:48 PM  
Every job has to have it perks.
2004-08-15 07:25:03 PM  
a vote for me is a vote for (your favorite thing evar here)
2004-08-15 07:26:12 PM  
George Bush
2004-08-15 07:26:51 PM  
John Kerry
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