I wanna grow up to be Rick James, biatch!

Ok, on a serious note, this is so totally farked up. Is this kid gonna have lifelong issues with craving an artificial feeling of euphoria or what? How the fark do you even begin to deal with issues like that with a patient who's 5 years old? That has to have a permanent effect on brain development at that age.

/I bet the kid was acting goofy.

That is to say....

/I *BET* the kid was acting goofy!

i expect so much more from drug users.
hmmpf

It's people like this that give me a bad name.

But it will be the soon "whore" status that will really kill this girl if the crack pipe works it's magic.

Jebus

Typical junky.

/not suprised

You know, when *I* lost a baseball game, my dad always gave me a LifeSaver.

Mr. Simpson, you're a horrible man and your seed should be wiped from this Earth. No offense, kids.

Psychonaut
/I *BET* the kid was acting goofy!

Of course... somebody always has to get all racial when there's a story about doing crack.

http://ustti.org/gallery/photos/bet.jpg

Wow. Just wow.

Of course now that she's a felon we'll deny her the right to vote, but not the right to have more kids.

/crap, hit add comment too soon

Let's not forget the important issue here....a crack pipe is by no stretch of the imagination a bong. Trust me on this one.

You need a license to catch fish but any a$$hole can be a parent.

A vote for me is a vote for "Why is there voting in this thread?".

/Eeek! Where am I? Who are you? I just got here. Eeek!

This is a half step above molestation and a full step above killing and eating your child. So it's not as bad as it coulda been.

/Hopes her judge is having an acute hemmoroid attack during sentencing
/now with gratuitous voting!

This is responsible parenting. No 5 year-old should be left to work with fire and glassware unsupervised.

Bush Religion Welfare Liberal education agenda TV imagery of drug use Indianapolis child care system Ineffective, undermanned law enforcement Asshat parenting is to blame.

Hey, do we even know the effects of crack on a five year old? Maybe it's a GOOD thing.

Besides, people aren't so outraged about doling out massive amounts of Ritalin....

So much outrage over a crack pipe, while many of you wouldn't give a second thought to leaving your 5 year old unsupervised with your clergyman.

Can someone tell me why we think it is ok to let the government raise our kids? If I want to give my kid crack, then that should be my right! As long as they are going to church every week and voting Bush, what difference does it make?

The kid's five years old for krists sakes; he should be able to find his own drugs.

It takes a village to......

/village my arse.

Zyklon B. Goode:So much outrage over a crack pipe, while many of you wouldn't give a second thought to leaving your 5 year old unsupervised with your clergyman.

These days I don't think anyone wouldn't have second thoughts about leaving a 5 year old alone with a catholic priest...

harryhardhat

You owe me a new keyboard for causing me to spill my soda after reading your comment. That is so wrong, albeit hilarious as hell.

A 5-year-old can help a lot when you run out of drugs and start 'carpet farming'. They're closer to the ground and their eyes are better.

he hit it

Sigh. Why does this shiat always seem to come out of the Indianapolis Star? You're making the whole state look bad.

/Because Indianapolis is the whole state.

That's what Laura told me when I tried with Jenna and Barber. I don't understand. BUt I trust Laura she smart.

"Sharing a crack pipe with your 5-year-old is no way to bond," he said.


Did this really need to be spoken out loud? Thought it was a given.

This is sick!! Some people really don't deserve to be parents. :(

"Smoke this. Gwar smokes it all da' time,"

Sounds like a [PSA]

LOL @ Nothing But Net..."carpet farming", never hard that one before.

Somehow neglect doesnt quite do this article justice...

I bet Mommy had alot of the kid's "Uncles" over to trade for more of her "medicine"

/gots "nothing"
//will turn on "voting" anyway
///""

/forgot to turn on "voting"
//decides it was too "lame" , anyway

"Sharing a crack pipe with your 5-year-old is no way to bond"

Thank you, Captain Obvious.

poor little thing. one whole life of struggle coming up. fcuked up world

It wasn't crack.

It was PCP. Aaaangel Dust. Sherman Helmsley.



Admit it. Even if you hate Chapelle, that was one of the greatest episodes of anything ever put on television.

[apologies for bad spelling]

people like this should be sterilized. seriously.
(that goes for any child abusers/molesters)