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(Some Guy)   Teacher asks students to masturbate so class can examine sperm under microscope. Here comes the science. Literally   ( divider line
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2004-08-14 05:04:10 PM  
I had a cute science teacher one year...I would have been more that happy to oblige her..
2004-08-14 05:06:38 PM  
Oh like you all have never tossed off in class before.
2004-08-14 05:34:35 PM  
That's a hummer of a headline. *golf clap*
2004-08-14 05:41:37 PM  
In class? No! In the high school urinal once though...
2004-08-14 05:45:42 PM  
It's all about the hands-on education people!
2004-08-14 06:32:57 PM  
A cliche comes full circle.
2004-08-14 06:38:03 PM  
You wouldn't have to spur me on.
2004-08-14 07:42:10 PM  
Aren't we supposed to retire a cliche after a gem like this. It isn't going to get any better.
2004-08-14 08:02:12 PM  
And it's spelled right. Well done, submitter, well done.
2004-08-14 08:04:58 PM  
Sweet. Sounds like I need some extra credit.

Sexy extra credit.
2004-08-14 08:14:11 PM  
Upon further inspection, the article says it was from Annanova. Credibility has been shot.
2004-08-14 09:12:25 PM  
In class? No! In the high school urinal once though...

I'd like to think I'd go into a stall ... exhibitionist maybe?
2004-08-14 09:37:20 PM  
I usually did it without being asked.
2004-08-14 09:55:57 PM  
Do they get to see real live farking for their sex ed class?
2004-08-14 10:04:07 PM  
I did this once. I got a microscope for christmas when I was 13. I put 2 and 2 together and examined my own sperm.

But, uh, in class? I think I'd ask for a "helping hand" from the teacher.
2004-08-15 12:58:14 AM  
I don't feel tardy!!
2004-08-15 01:17:19 AM  
This is ridiculous, she should be reprimanded and suspended

... for not properly incubating the sperm in her mouth so the kids can get the best educational experience with the liveliest sperm!
2004-08-15 02:14:47 AM  
why is this any different than taking skin cells from a cheek?

Oh yeah, its sexual, so it's bad!!!!!!
2004-08-15 02:15:46 AM  
All we ever looked at in my high-school classes were pre-prepared slides. No fair!
2004-08-15 02:16:51 AM  
2004-08-15 02:18:36 AM  
My high school science teacher made us do the same thing.
2004-08-15 02:19:23 AM  
2004-08-15 02:14:47 AM DinoVomit

why is this any different than taking skin cells from a cheek?

Oh yeah, its sexual, so it's bad!!!!!!

Assuming this is true, and being credited to Ananova makes it highly suspect, the difference is that to take cells from the cheek you don't have to point out three boys and tell them to jerk off for the class. Even in sexually open Brazil, that would be a little awkward for a kid. Not to mention having kids handling potentially diseased sperm.
2004-08-15 02:19:26 AM  
Doesn't bother me at all. How did I become so liberal?
2004-08-15 02:21:05 AM  
deevo wins
2004-08-15 02:22:05 AM  
You mean I could've gotten a GRADE for it?

Why can't I have had teachers like this in highschool?
2004-08-15 02:22:32 AM  
Apparent Nuisance,

Assumign the article is true...wait you didn't even read it. Nothing in the article says they were publically asked to do it, it may have been privetly or even an anonamous request.
2004-08-15 02:22:37 AM  
got it bad, got it bad , got it bad, I spunked for teacher.

\realy streaching
2004-08-15 02:22:57 AM  
There are more things you can "catch" from skin or blood samples than from sperm. Plus, only one person would have to handle the slide to get it under the microscope--presumably this could be the sperm donor himself.
2004-08-15 02:25:28 AM  
NoYes: I read the article, you ass, but apparently you didn't.

In a shocking incident, three 15-year-old Brazilian students were ordered to masturbate by their teacher during a biology lesson.

While that doesn't say they were told to do it in front of the class, neither did I. But it does imply they were chosen during the class, and that is all I said either.
2004-08-15 02:25:49 AM  
My science teacher made me do this... of course, he was a 57 year old guy, I was 14 and it was in front of a camera at his home, so I'm not sure it's a comparable situation.

Come to think of it, I don't think we ever used the sample in class... strange.
2004-08-15 02:27:41 AM  
Sounds like a sticky situation.
2004-08-15 02:27:43 AM  

sorry, i forgot to take my alzheimer's medication that day...also, i decided not to go into english because i cant spell
2004-08-15 02:30:04 AM  
point out

Who were they pointed out to then? I can't argue about what you thought, but your post clearly suggests the boys were pointed out infront of their peers.
2004-08-15 02:30:21 AM  
Yet if it was a male teacher asking girls to do this to examine their lubricant, you'd all be like "Off with hs head".

Shoot the biatch.
2004-08-15 02:31:20 AM  
Man I know they say masturbation can make you blind, but talk about, "She blinded me ... with SCIENCE !"
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2004-08-15 02:31:38 AM  
In related news, an international group called "Farkers" have pushed attendance in a Brazillian science class well into the hundreds.
2004-08-15 02:36:44 AM  
i thought spanking was illegal in schools???
2004-08-15 02:38:00 AM  
I don't see why you have such a problem with the perfectly acceptable evolution of the language Alexis. "Cum" is a perfectly acceptable variant of "come".
2004-08-15 02:38:58 AM  
I just "passed" her class.
2004-08-15 02:41:34 AM  
2004-08-15 02:42:00 AM  
NoYes: were ordered to masturbate by their teacher during a biology lesson.

What part of that statement leads you to believe that the teacher did anything other than have them do it during class? Is it the word "during" that confuses you? From the information provided, it clearly means they were told to do it during class, which would mean that others would be aware of what they were doing.
2004-08-15 02:43:43 AM  
I wonder what they could have done for extra credit.
2004-08-15 02:45:46 AM  
As long as the teacher allowed the students the ability to decline, I see no problem with this. If a student is uncomfortable, they shouldn't be made to, but otherwise it's acceptable.
2004-08-15 02:53:01 AM  
2004-08-15 02:57:20 AM  
Back on topic. Sure, I did it once. I was working at the lab late one night, alone...we had a damned expensive microscope....
2004-08-15 02:58:53 AM  
Actually, had this been done a little different, it could have been really interesting and extremely educational. They say the boys were ordered to provide the sample, which I wouldn't agree with... but has they asked for consenting volunteers, why not? It wasn't like they were going to pass it around and force everyone to touch it, or taste test or anything - they were going to look at it under a microscope. Would it be a little gross to look at what you know is the sperm of one of your class mates - probably; however, this is an excellent chance for them to see what a lot of science is about. Anyone that is ever considering going into some sort of medical field is going to spend the rest of his or her life discussing common and natural bodily functions. Also, it wasn't like they were young - at age 15 probably 90% of the boys in the class masturbated regularly. Hopefully it is a topic that is addressed as part of their biology sexual education unit (which this was most likely connected to).

Oh well...

Oh, and this headline is one of the best I have EVER seen. Excellent work submitter. :)
2004-08-15 02:59:03 AM  
Two-for-one deal. The article doesn't mention it, but after they finished with the microscope, they moved on to dissecting the dead kittens.
2004-08-15 02:59:24 AM  
comrade audio: You don't see a potential for abuse of power or exploitation in this between a teacher and children? Viewing sperm is fine, but asking for volunteers, and in the presence of their peers, to go in to the next room to jerk off is another matter.
2004-08-15 03:01:12 AM  
If they only needed enough for a microscope slide, why did the teacher ask 3 students? I'm guessing that Peter North is not of Brazilian anncestry.
2004-08-15 03:05:12 AM  
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