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2002-01-30 11:55:02 PM  
Yes, but what if he had eaten salsa at the same time?

Fist Prost.
2002-01-30 11:55:49 PM  
Glad to see everyone else likes ripping off Conan, too.
2002-01-30 11:59:05 PM  
I cant look...
2002-01-31 12:05:05 AM  
Most of them aren't that good.

Farkers do much better.
2002-01-31 12:05:47 AM  
Worth1000 is having a bit of a server problem so be patient. Some of them are quite good.
2002-01-31 12:06:12 AM  
Good point Quick1, though I don't think it originated with Conan, I recall several books using that premise before Conan.
I could be wrong. It's happened before.
2002-01-31 12:10:19 AM  
Here's my entry:

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2002-01-31 12:11:03 AM  
Conan farking rulz at that shiite!!

A couple weeks back the did a mate job with Osama "Yo Momma" biatchLaden and Sodomy Whocame...

and here was the result of their offspring!!

The Beast
2002-01-31 12:17:39 AM  
2002-01-31 12:35:12 AM  
Hmmmm, bet he wishes he got to do it with Ashley Judd, but at least he got to kiss her, more than any of us can say.

Yeah, I just watched the trek episode of him kissing an oh so young Ashley Judd, could ya tell?
wil [TotalFark]
2002-01-31 12:39:16 AM  
Tapakip: Whenever that epsisode airs, I call up my friend Chris Hardwick, who co-hosted Singled Out with Jenny McCarthy back on MTV a few years ago.

The conversation goes something like this:

ME: Hey Chris, that episode where I make out with Ashley Judd is on.
CHRIS: Dude! Did you bang her?!
ME: Dude! Did you bang Jenny McCarthy?
[Long, unfomfortable pause...]
ME: No. Okay, just checkin'
CHRIS: Yeah, talk to you later.
2002-01-31 12:45:19 AM  
I remember Ensign, I mean I remember when Ashley Judd was on a couple of Star Trek episodes.
2002-01-31 01:18:31 AM  
We shall build a golden idol to Wil Walken, and hold it up as the divine symbol of Farkistan!
2002-01-31 01:36:05 AM  
2002-01-31 03:25:30 AM  
mildly amusing...

oh, the first guy to write..
lemme get you a farkING BROWNIE BUTTON..

you jagoff... nobody cares!
2002-01-31 08:06:40 AM  
Honestly, I thought the Shapeshifter Chick (Wesley Crusher's first love) looked like a much better lay than Ashley Judd. And then there was that blond girl from the "pleasure planet" who also looked like she would have topped Ashley easily.

"..about this long... and this thick." -Wil Wheaton
2002-01-31 09:14:28 AM  
I would have rather banged Dr Crusher myself.
2002-01-31 10:04:33 AM  
On a vaguely related note, ever since starting to read fark and now becoming a regular wwdn reader both my husband and I see Wil EVERYWHERE. We can't say the name Wil(l) without Wheaton being the next name out of our mouths... even when talking about something that has nothing to do with him (and not even thinking about him at all at the time). It's irritating and disconcerting. Then last night we were watching Ripleys. I said "Wow, I really don't like Dean Cain's sweater." My husband looks up "It's like Dean said 'Hey, can you make me look like Wil Wheaton?' And they put him in the red Trek sweater and gave him spikey hair." And from then on I that's exactly what I saw. *sigh*
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