Officials say Navy SEAL James Tiffee was attacked by a shark, which bit a square-foot piece of flesh out of his back.

That's a rather oddly-shaped shark...

His friends on the yacht heard him screaming and rescued Tiffee in their dinghy.

Is it just me? The word "dinghy" cracks me up everytime I hear it.

Quick!! Bring me my bee-shooting dog!!!

or the robotic richard simmons

A square-foot? That's a lot of man flesh...

Churchill, I agree, that word gives me the gigglies.

Cool.

For some reason I was seriously hoping that the shark had a laser...

/disappointed.

I wonder who put it there? Look for the guy with the missing square foot, I reckon...

Here's to swimmin', with bowlegged wimmin' ...

I was wondering where the laser was too.... apparently it's a failed reference to "sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads"?

He owed money to Shylock

/thank you, try the veal

Shouldn't that merit a dumbass tag? I mean swimming in the evening out to deep water...common sense, at least to those who live by the water.

"Seems appropriate. Sharks eat Seals. It's just the food chain, people"

You win the thread, congratulations.

The seal is one the sharks favorite foods.

He shouldn't have been in the water.

That's what you get when you swim in their territory.

I've seen gray seals. I bet a navy seal looks really cool if the light hits it just right. Unless of course it's an Old Navy seal, then it's just white trash...

Go Navy!

Go Navy!

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HELP
How do you post images?

The Navy should bomb Florida to get rid of the sharks.
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There was no laser. I feel cheated.

- HC

Why did they point out the fact that he was a SEAL? He was not on duty at the time. They wouldn't have said, "dental hygienist attacked by shark" if that were the case, would they?

I'd be more worried about sea bass ... mutated and ill-tempered.

Shouldn't that merit a dumbass tag? I mean swimming in the evening out to deep water...common sense, at least to those who live by the water.


Seals know more about swimming than you will ever know. Shark attack one out of a billion times they are in the water and he's a dumbass?

*POSTER*

Please explain: What's up with "laser" in the tag?

^

Oops..I mean, "What's up with 'laser' being in the 'headline'?"

A square foot of flesh.

I'm not impressed. A shark once bit a cubic foot of flesh off of my back. .....

...I got better.

//Cleese

"...rescued Tiffee in their dinghy."

...teehee

Professional killer attacked by instinctual killer.

Ho hum.

All that training and he gets taken down by a frickin' shark.

OOOOH! NAVY SEALS!

Dr. Evil sought for questioning.

bb7

Heh heh heh... You said Man flesh


/beavis

...and my dad would yell out "Quit playin' with your dinghy!"

Glad I'm not the only one saddened by the lack of lasers in the article.

/lasers make everything better

Ha ha had to do it

I, for one, welcome our new sharks with freakin' laser beams one their heads overlords

/didn't rtfa

Why did they point out the fact that he was a SEAL? He was not on duty at the time. They wouldn't have said, "dental hygienist attacked by shark"

Well, Seals (Sea, Air, Land) are supreme experts is anything to do with water. Sort of like if the Dental Hygenist got all of his teeth pulled for gum disease.

Outright begging: could one of our l33t resident Photoshop masters please quickly remedy the complete lack of shark-with-laser in this thread? k thx

"I don't know how many sharks, maybe a thousand. I don't know how many men. They averaged six an hour...Noon the fifth day, Mr. Hooper, a Lockheed Ventura saw us. He swung in low and he saw us...and he come in low and three hours later, a big fat PBY [seaplane] comes down and start to pick us up. You know, that was the time I was most frightened - waitin' for my turn. I'll never put on a life jacket again. So, eleven hundred men went in the water, three hundred and sixteen men come out, and the sharks took the rest, June the 29th, 1945. Anyway, we delivered the bomb"

this guy must have been in the movie "Navy SEALs", which was a terrible movie, just terrible.

Dude was 47... hopefully that was a typo and should have read "ex navy seal" right? Don't think they've got geritol in the Seal budget.

maybe this was just part of "Hell Week" training

Dude was 47... hopefully that was a typo and should have read "ex navy seal" right?

Maybe not. Career men can go 30 years. Ususally they are instructors at Bud/S.

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