"It's very possible that if he was playing with older kids that they would of decided to take matters into their own hands and it could of turned out tragically," he said.

Would of? Could of?

*sigh*

Strangely enough, the parent company's employment page is looking for copy editors in Minnesota, but not Detroit. Yet.

Brief synopsis: Gun crazy maniac invades golf course, disrupts teenage foursome, makes off with ill-gotten gains. Now watch this drive.

"Yeah. And now you're gonna die, wearing that stupid little hat."

/obvious

What did this guy's "gun" look like? Kind of like two fingers sticking in his pocket?

Jesus, 3 posts and already the Falling Down reference.

Might I suggest beating the robbers with golf clubs. A good whack over the head with a titaniam driver will teach them.

Whoever said golf wasn't a violent sport? Of course, this might make watching the PGA a little more interesting if the golfers had to suddenly deal with a armed man on one of the greens.

a...an...whatever.

/needs more coffee

I could of cried over the improper grammer.

Detroit, public course, armed thief,

who could it be now, who could it be now?

Will wager the criminal was attractive and talented

From the Article:

Garrett Cox, 14, said he was with a foursome on the 12th hole when a man hopped a fence, approached them and threatened to shoot them with a gun if they didn't hand over their clubs.

"He grabs my friends bag,..."

Hmmm... guess that makes it a fivesome then...

If they only had some means of protecting themselves, like a club or something.

What, no Grosse Point Blank jokes?

Martin- "I'm very serious about this process. And I know where you live."
Doctor Oatman- "Oh, now see. That wasn't a nice thing to say. That wasn't designed to make me feel good. That's a kind of uh, not so subtle intimidation and I, uh, I get filled worth anxiety when you talk about something like that."
Martin- "Come on, come on. I was just kidding. The thought never even crossed my mind."
Doctor Oatman- "You did think of it, Martin. You thought of it and then you said it. And now I'm left with the aftermath of that thinking I've got to be creative now in a really interesting way or Martin's going to blow my brains out."

Anyone else think like this? Hope the host doesn't crap out.

Five!

I was thinking along the lines of Vice City.... damn it.

Oh come on, this is so "Falling Down", you know on the golf course and the guy has a heart attack because he shot the golf cart.

"golf clap" to submitter.

"he'll push everything off to the left. he'll quit the game."

Cannonball!! Cannonball comin!!

Wait a second!

This may be why OJ has been scouring the golf courses looking for Nicole's killer.

OJ, go play a round in Detroit. You may be able to catch the killer and clear your name.

OMFG the headline writer dropped the ball. We all know the best one armed golfer was Chubbs:



Spackler? For shame...

D-FENS

"What are you trying to do? Kill me with a golf ball? It's not enough you have all these beautiful acres fenced in for your little game, but you gotta kill me with a golf ball? You should have children playing here, you should have families having picnics, you should have a goddamn petting zoo. But instead you've got these stupid electric carts for you old men with nothing better to do."
[Shoots a golf cart]
"Now aren't you ashamed?"

/Grumble, couldn't find a pic of the golf course scene

Once again, a tag-earner for the Mitten state.

Obviously this is an easy case to solve. The police have just got to get into this dude's pelt and crawl around for a few days. Who's the robber's ally? His friends: the harmless squirrel and the friendly rabbit...

Who is this Spackler you speak of?

Come to mention it, I've met some drywallers who would do this sort of thing.

JC

Kudo, neilpatrick. Well played...well played indeed.

Only in the D.... well atleast the outskirts, GP punks deserve the scare

//lives 50miles from 8mile

The Grosse Pointe South athletic department said they will no longer use Chandler Park, but will schedule future tryouts and events at courses in Saint Clair Shores and Mount Clemens

Note to bad guys - defenseless highschool golfers to be trying out at St. Clair Shores & Mount Clemens now.

Spangler....Carl Spangler. You little monkey woman you.

Hey Ponch,

What the hell are you talking about?

Poncharello

It's Carl Spackler.

It was an inside joke to another Farker, whose name is Carl Spangler. It was not directed at your post. The headline made me laugh.

Four on one...bad guy with some stones.

Im sorry, but if some asshat did that to me and I had a club, he would be dead. I would hit as hard as I could to kill him. I mean he stated he would shoot me!

Sorry, cydcharisse.....could have....

*starts to cry*

:)

why not jsut ban me mods?

I'm serious? You remove all of my subsequent postings because you don't like them. Why not ban me? Im tired of this FARK thing anyway.

I can't even say something innocent with out it getting completely wiped. Yet you let the trolls go on....

i actually went to grosse pointe south! ah...good times...sort of....