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(Maxim)   Quiz: What movie line do you say when a cop pulls you over for speeding while flapping your genitalia out the window?   ( divider line
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2002-01-31 12:51:31 AM  
"What seems to be the problem, officer?"
2002-01-31 12:53:02 AM  
While "To crush my enemies, see them driven before me, and hear the lamentation of their women." seemed like a good answer at the time....
2002-01-31 12:54:16 AM  
"You go in cage, cage go in water, shark in water, our shark...." Captain Scary Man, Jaws

After this the officer will either A: Rip you out of your car, slam you on the ground and cuff you. OR B: Smile, walk away slowly and drive off.
2002-01-31 12:56:39 AM  
"Where the white women at?"

Grivas lives in the southern part of the U.S. and is a healthy shade of brown.
2002-01-31 12:57:27 AM  
"You have very purty lips"
2002-01-31 12:58:19 AM  
So, to whom do I apply to get back those precious minutes I just spent taking this "quiz"?
2002-01-31 12:58:32 AM  
"Say hello to my little friend!!"

2002-01-31 12:59:05 AM  
I did this whole thing. I think I'm Joe Peschi.
2002-01-31 12:59:30 AM  
6. Ouch. Someof these movies, I really have to watch, though. *Makes notes*
2002-01-31 01:01:25 AM  
"I'm Batman."

2002-01-31 01:01:44 AM  
How can you get an answer wrong? This is moronic.
2002-01-31 01:02:05 AM  
Goddam it! another corporate blocked site!

Son Of A biatch
2002-01-31 01:03:52 AM  
"We raped the horses, rode out on the women..."
2002-01-31 01:04:30 AM  
"Crazy Eddie, our prices are insane!"
2002-01-31 01:04:39 AM  
ViciousDarling: perfect. Especially if you say it exactly like he did. So sexy!
2002-01-31 01:05:57 AM  
"Beauty, eh?"
2002-01-31 01:07:16 AM  
The best part of this issue was the bikinis. I think I'll look at it now...Oh yeah. Definitely the bikinis.

"Remember, Sully, when I promised I'd kill you last...I lied."
2002-01-31 01:07:19 AM  
"You are the wind beneath my scrotum"
2002-01-31 01:07:42 AM  
So, I got a score of ten through pure guesswork. They say I'm an apprentice, but what is the skill I'm apparently learning?
2002-01-31 01:08:07 AM  
2002-01-31 01:09:25 AM  
"Hey, can you pigs give us a push?"
2002-01-31 01:10:08 AM  
"..when i'm relaxed..i squirt."

brodie, mallrats
2002-01-31 01:13:14 AM  
I'm Batman!!
2002-01-31 01:15:34 AM  
Clearly ViciousDarling beat me to it.
I guess that after all, someonelse is batman.
Napalm is however, quite pleasant in the morning.

2002-01-31 01:15:56 AM  
"Join me, and together we can rule the galaxy as father and son."
2002-01-31 01:18:40 AM  
"Gomer says, HAY!"
2002-01-31 01:20:45 AM  
"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue"--Lloyd Bridge, Airplane

"Do you like movies about gladiators? Have you ever seen a grown man naked?" --Peter Graves, Airplane
2002-01-31 01:21:34 AM  
"I am Catwoman".
2002-01-31 01:22:27 AM  
I want my two dollars
2002-01-31 01:24:44 AM  
"Little help?"
2002-01-31 01:26:35 AM  
"Stand back, Jizzmaster Zero!"
2002-01-31 01:27:22 AM  
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"Show me your ass!"
2002-01-31 01:27:39 AM  
How can you get an answer wrong? This is moronic.

my sentiments exactly.
2002-01-31 01:28:07 AM  
I guess this means we won't be partying at dude's house
2002-01-31 01:33:41 AM  
"I got shotgun"
2002-01-31 01:34:23 AM  
"You got a set of wheels and you just won't stop, boy! Spin around, ten fingers on the fender. Nobody cuts and runs with Sheriff J W pepper!"

'Course, it sounds better if you're the cop....
2002-01-31 01:37:28 AM  
Scary, my post wouldn't go through at first. Said I needed a valid login name. Thought I got banned for living in Scottsdale for a second.
2002-01-31 01:38:40 AM  
2002-01-31 01:39:01 AM  
"Oh, I'm sorry. Did I break your concentration?" -- Samuel L. Jackson, Pulp Fiction
2002-01-31 01:48:30 AM  
Jesus Quintana: Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shiat with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the farking trigger 'til it goes "click."
The Dude: Jesus.
Jesus Quintana: You said it man. Nobody farks with the Jesus.
2002-01-31 01:49:20 AM  
I can't seem to figure out how in the hell he is determining which answer is right.
2002-01-31 01:51:09 AM  
"That'll do pig" -Babe
2002-01-31 01:52:55 AM  
"This is my BOOMstick!"
"Nothing is as big as mine."
"Bend over and chew on this."
"Gimme some sugar, baby."
"Hello Mister Fancypants."
"Swallow this."
"First you wanna kill me, then you wanna kiss me. Blow."
Bruce Campbell-Army Of Darkness
2002-01-31 02:04:42 AM  
I got 10 out of 25 - and I pride myself on the fact that I watch a lot of movies!
2002-01-31 02:05:26 AM  
2002-01-31 02:14:50 AM  
I'm seriously pissed, because I don't know why I took that test. Will you morons stop quoting movies and answer me please?
2002-01-31 02:22:16 AM  
"Now you'll see what's what. A man's body is his own personal property"
"...and by God, lets give 'em what-for!"
2002-01-31 02:29:26 AM  
Ooooo! Navy Seals!
2002-01-31 02:30:26 AM  
Ruth! Ruth! Ruth! Baby! Ruth!
2002-01-31 02:30:58 AM  
"Party's over!"
Then I start my lawnmower.
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