Sounds like a nice young man. And it sounds like they have a wonderful mother-son relationship.

Wow.

If he was my son, I'd have slapped him right back into that coma.

SockMonkeyHolocaust:

I bow down before your Bloom County reference. My nick is what you think it is.

What I want to know is, why didn't this get the SAPPY tag?

What a little fu**er.

Her Daughter's also in a coma too. Once she awakens she frantically searches for her dildo.

/hate to be in that hospital too long without some fun

Nothing that tripping over his Foley catheter on the way out won't fix

British folks are big on the tough-love thing I guess.

I can feel the love..

Yeah, this guy clearly wasn't slapped enough as a kid.

i'm not beethoven

SockMonkeyHolocaust

Bravo! I wonder how many young Farkers are going to get that one.

btw, this sounds like something the Osbournes would do. So sad. I'm almost 31 and still can't swear in front of my parents. It's just not right.

I can't help but think of Joe Pesci's little speech from "Casino" about putting people in a coma. I think the mom needs to be a little bit more like Joe Pesci.

Come to think of it, don't we all need to be a little bit more like Joe Pesci?

Becky, aged 24, from London

"Fark off, mom" and "fark you, mom" were about the only things I said to my mom when I was 14.

DarkSoulNoHope:

You might get a kick out of Henry Rollins' discussion of wanting some action, during a prolonged hospital stay.

It is on Disc 2, if I am not mistaken, of this set.

Don't you all remember being 14?

It's like a reverse Tony Soprano/Livia thing going on here.

/But if they had cockney accents and his mom was only 17 years older than him...

Ya know, before I read the article I was thinking that this was not really news. Many people emerge from comas with aggressive hostility, as the brain attempts to readjust itself. Swearing at people is really not uncommon in these cases. After reading it though, I have to say that I agree with Voldemort and pmegan. The doctor should slap them both into shape.

Some interesting points that lept out at me.

She's 39 he's 22... means she gave birth when she was 17. Depending on how she looks he might resent her becasue he was the guy with the MILF.

Was in a coma after cheating death in a car smash... a car SMASH. What's wrong with you Brits do you have some sort of problem with using regular language.

It's called head trauma people. It was probably the car crash that caused it. I'm giving him the benefit of the doubt, but I have a sister-in-law that had the same thing happen to her and the personality change lasted years. Head trauma can do some funky, funky stuff.

She said: "I told the nurse Id know when he was getting better because hed swear at me.

At that moment he told me to 'f*** off'."


Before anyone gets too upset at the sons rudeness, I have a feeling he heard what she said and obliged.

I think later he was demanding his Doc Martens and that someone find his farking nose rings.

Sid Vicious was unavailable for comment.

--h

What? No Walken pics, yet? Guys are slippin' ...

Well how do you like that?

Little bugger...

Was in a coma after cheating death in a car smash... a car SMASH. What's wrong with you Brits do you have some sort of problem with using regular language.


This is a Sun article and therefore does not reflect regular language use. Please move along...

When my father was first coming around after being sedated for 4 days (heart attack) one of the first things he said to me was "blow me".

So I'd say this guy telling his mom to "fark off" isn't that out of the ordinary.

Was in a coma after cheating death in a car smash... a car SMASH. What's wrong with you Brits do you have some sort of problem with using regular language.

Let me get this straight, an American is lecturing a Brit about the use of English slang?

--h

At that moment he told me to f*** off.

It was such a relief it was his way of telling me he was going to be all right. He hasnt stopped talking since.


Is it just me, or is anyone else tired of stupid parents assuming their children are god's gift to the earth just for being BORN?

The lengths some people will go to deny the fact that THEY HAVE BELLIGERENT, MISCREANT CHILDREN....

Just because they came out of you does not mean they are not totally abject wastes of space.

I'm reminded of this: http://maddox.xmission.com/irule.html

/end rant

yes, hdhale, we are, we are also telling you "brits" to brush your damn teeth every once in while, or chew some gum to get rid that god awful breath, and for the rest of you euro-trash take a damn bath

Let me get this straight, an American is lecturing a Brit about the use of English slang?

Yeah, shouldn't he have said "Sod off"? What's wrong with this kid?

Now on second thought, this sort of reminds me of a story from "The Acid House" by Irvine Welsh...

/comas suck

CoCo's a big city boy! a Haps Boy!!
Oi Oi Oi

//irvine welsh is great

Dick Cheney's bastard child?

BTW, what does he ask the nurse? For her to "f**k me"?

jebus, if i did that mum would put me right back into the coma.

She should have used that Vulcan healing method, where they slap the crap out of the patient.



"Calling Dr. m'Benga! Calling Dr. m'Benga!"

What an ungrateful little shiat.

[HerbalRefreshment]
Good call. If I were at home, I would have looked that up. My faves are definitely the sexual disaster quartet, the metamorphoses and "It Disnae Matter"

#4: Rab's nivir had a ride in his puff. Disnae seem to bothered...

Transcript of the touching mother-son conversation:

Mom: Joey? Can you hear me, dear? I made your favorite for dinner. Come on Joey - speak to me.

Son (Groggy): Mom? Mom? Is that you?

Mom: Yes dear! I'm here! And I'm pretty upset. I told you to always wear clean underwear! I always said that you'd end up in an accident, and they'd bring you to the hospital, and I'd be embarrassed because...

Son: Fark off.

The guy was just screwing around in response to his mother's comments to the nurse.

Perhaps they didn't have a wonderful relationship before the accident but, I have a hard time believing that he waited 41 days in a coma to finish a conversation that started before the smash.

A friend of mine's mom died recently, she was well into her 80's. Her heart stopped 2 days prior and they got it restarted. When she came to she slapped him and said, "Don't ever f*cking do that again."

It makes a sad instance funny for a bit.

Was the kid named Midori?

You know, maybe this is how their relationship is. The mother didn't seem to be offended. He's 22, it's not like he's a 12 year old saying it. This sounds like something I'd say to my dad as a joke if I woke up from a coma.

So this guy Cheneyed his mom?

VINCENT: In Portsmouth, Hants, you can buy beer at MacDonald's. Also, you know what they call a car wreck Portsmouth, Hants?
JULES:They don't call it a car wreck?
VINCENT:No, they got the metric system there, they wouldn't know what the fark a car wreck is.
JULES:What'd they call it?
VINCENT:Car smash.

The first thing I thought of was the doctor from Courage the Cowardly Dog telling the mother, "There is nothing to worry about, nothing at all" but couldn't find a pic so I found this guy instead.

My plan is, if I ever come out of a coma, I'm going to speak Italian. Someone please tell me how to say "I'd like to play the piano now."

/Can't wait.