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(Sky News)   Police hunt kidnappers who ransomed school hamster for $1 million   (sky.com) divider line 41
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Mrstickerman
2002-01-30 04:12:46 PM
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
 
Skidnuts
2002-01-30 04:13:10 PM
.for that much scratch, that little bastard better shiat 24-karat diamond-encrusted poop
 
Fraggin' Fountain
2002-01-30 04:15:29 PM
$1 million!!!! Come on, only Richard Gere would pay that kind of money for a hamster.
 
oraclechad
2002-01-30 04:17:42 PM
"...also found on the nose and head of the rodent was a brown smelly substance..."

Butt-pirates! Poor hamster just fought his way out by chewing up a leather Cheerio!!!!
 
stevarooni [TotalFark]
2002-01-30 04:20:36 PM
Ah, the hamster has some guts! Obviously he made them bleed for their money. Rangers and hamsters rejoice!
 
radiofreewill [TotalFark]
2002-01-30 04:21:02 PM
Why pay $1 million when you can run down to the pet store and get another for far less?
 
SLAYERSWINE
2002-01-30 04:22:19 PM
Is that lil' plastic clear ball that he always likes to run around in also included ?
 
Clarkins
2002-01-30 04:23:39 PM
May I be the first to say "Welcome (Back) Myfourcents"
 
oraclechad
2002-01-30 04:23:51 PM
Mod....

Did I say a bad word?????
 
Minky
2002-01-30 04:24:14 PM
LOST HAMSTER

If found, please contact Richard Gere @ 425-BUTT
 
Clarkins
2002-01-30 04:24:19 PM
Never mind.
 
DrDave
2002-01-30 04:24:55 PM
Give us the money or we will turn on the microwave
 
Miles_OToole
2002-01-30 04:25:27 PM
The gang left a ransom note demanding the cash for the return of Harri the hamster to Corris Primary School in Machynlleth, north Wales.

Woo hoo! The Hamster Gang rides again!
 
myfourcents
2002-01-30 04:25:29 PM
Why did they delete post, it's not like they don't like me.
 
icegryphon
2002-01-30 04:25:49 PM
Does it have a 1GB Microdrive with it? ;)
 
oraclechad
2002-01-30 04:28:34 PM
MY4cents: I was censored for saying "threadja..." when your Weeners was posted. WTF?
 
skinink
2002-01-30 04:30:49 PM
...In related news Harri the hamster has been offered a position with an Elite CIA group to rescue the hostages kidnapped by Islamic maniacs in the Phillipines !
 
Caboozy
2002-01-30 04:36:11 PM
Mrstickerman: You mean W€€€€€€€€€€€€€& #128;€€€€€€€€€
 
MacGabhain
2002-01-30 04:36:22 PM
Go for the eyes, Harri! Go for the eyes!
 
GeriatricWarrior
2002-01-30 04:37:52 PM
HEY!
 
macdady808
2002-01-30 04:37:56 PM
 
SteelBoots
2002-01-30 04:39:53 PM
Pinky and the brain fail to take over the world. Again.
 
Thatguy
2002-01-30 04:41:22 PM
 
Skidnuts
2002-01-30 04:45:48 PM
Damnation, Icegryphon...crop that damn thing
 
Omar_Sharif
2002-01-30 04:48:09 PM
this whole thing wreaks of Enron!
 
D and N
2002-01-30 05:14:00 PM
"But there was no news on the culprits so far."

I'd say there's no news, period.
 
Max Load
2002-01-30 05:14:21 PM
I wonder what a chinchilla would fetch.
 
icegryphon
2002-01-30 05:15:01 PM
I was waiting for a mod to remove that...rofl.
 
Cipster
2002-01-30 05:16:25 PM
Sweet, let the Baldurs' Gate references pour in. So was it a space hamster?
 
HughJass
2002-01-30 05:26:36 PM
$1,000,000? Come on, who else could it be?
 
Max Load
2002-01-30 05:40:35 PM
That hamster must know something.
 
Alexandra
2002-01-30 05:47:35 PM
Wait until PETA gets wind of this....
 
LUPA
2002-01-30 06:29:04 PM
ATTN DREW I HAVE YOUR SQUIRREL LEAVE TEN SIX-PACKS IN THE BACK OF MY TRUCK OR I WILL MAKE SQUIRREL STEAK
 
Skizza
2002-01-30 07:42:16 PM
Hang the bastards. It's the only language they understand
 
illusion
2002-01-30 08:07:33 PM
10 grenades and a hamster... how much more can fit in my anal receptacle unit? Whoever picks the correct volume wins one of the deposited prizes!
 
Max Load
2002-01-30 08:16:34 PM
test
 
Nanookanano
2002-01-30 08:58:31 PM
Where is the "Hero" tag for this doughty hampster?
 
Bonobo62
2002-01-30 09:52:51 PM
 
yoorble
2002-01-31 01:25:04 AM
Bobobo62, ya made me farkin' LAUGH!! Lookit the xpression on that hamster's face!
 
icegryphon
2002-01-31 11:56:03 AM
great photoshop man. Bobobo62 I am laff'n my asre off.
 
Bonobo62
2002-01-31 06:02:37 PM
Yoorble and Icegryphon: Thank you.
 
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