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(ESPN)   Bar visitors start training...ESPN to sponser Bud Light Quater Bounces Tournament. This is competition at its finest.   ( divider line
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2002-01-29 10:25:09 PM  
FINALLY! A sport where drunken slobs like me stand a chance!
2002-01-29 10:25:20 PM  
How about a boobie bounce competition?
2002-01-29 10:27:32 PM  
Hey Drew. Spellcheck. It's Quarter, not Quater
2002-01-29 10:27:58 PM  
what's a Quater?
2002-01-29 10:29:44 PM  
Don't you read the papers? Its Al Quat'er...that terrorist thingy we're fighting
2002-01-29 10:31:33 PM  
Quarter Bouncers? What's this, a competition by two bit whores? Yippee!~
2002-01-29 10:33:39 PM  
will there be television coverage?
2002-01-29 10:37:19 PM  
They're not to good at picking cities. 3 cities in my state within an hour of each other that take 4-5 hours to drive there from here.
2002-01-29 10:38:51 PM  
To answer Nate007- Television coverage is to be shown on ESPN2. They're digging up Howard Cosell, and through the wonder of Disney animatronics, he will live again to irritate another generation.
2002-01-29 10:39:14 PM  
This has so much potential! I can see this as an Olympic sport in 2004. What other events could be added to make a "drunken decathlon?"
2002-01-29 10:41:27 PM  
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2002-01-29 10:42:39 PM  
2002-01-29 10:44:07 PM  
Spelling mistakes are Comedy Gold I tells ya!
2002-01-29 10:49:03 PM  
Quater, Nu-cue-lar, what the hell.

Yo man, you got a quater? Gimme a quater, man. Sheeeit. Muthafuggah.
2002-01-29 10:51:35 PM  
Shameless, that was a good one. *grin*
2002-01-29 10:55:28 PM  
PhilMcCracken: A quater is the equivalent of two dims and a nckl. Or 25 pnnys. 4 quatrs make a dllr.
2002-01-29 11:06:31 PM  
Dad can I have a dolr?

Fifty cnts? What do you need a quater for?
2002-01-29 11:07:24 PM  
***trying not to angrily exploit English degree***
***gritting teeth***
***Can't. Hold. On. Much. Longer***

I'm fine now.
2002-01-29 11:12:22 PM  
Isn't this old news...they've been advertising this for weeks now...
2002-01-29 11:31:32 PM  
Here was the best variation, Start with a super-size McDoodleybob's type cup, full of beer, then the next smallest glass, the BC glass from Hardees filled with wine,then the water glass out of the bathroom, filled with vodka and so on and so forth and end with a shotglass full of piss,(or was that Jaegermeister?) oh and you get to give away the shots, if you make it. Many brain cells will be lost in this exercise, be warned.
2002-01-29 11:33:30 PM  
It's 'WHAT' not 'WHAAAT'

and 'OH, DEAR GOD, WHAT...'
2002-01-29 11:44:28 PM  
Can you spell O-L-Y-M-P-I-C-S???
2002-01-29 11:44:29 PM  
Here's one I've always enjoyed. I grab the shirt collar and the belt buckle of some guy, any guy. I pick him up over my head and start shaking him up and down like a salt shaker. After a couple of minutes (or when he stops screaming, whichever comes first), I toss him onto a table and pick up all the quarters that fell out of his pocket.

Then I buy more tequila. It's really quite fun. Pip pip.
2002-01-30 12:01:10 AM  
No sponsored cities in California? Is this some sort of profiling?
2002-01-30 12:09:50 AM  
Is this being held at the eQUATER?
2002-01-30 12:26:00 AM  
Looks like all college towns
2002-01-30 01:04:14 AM  
glad to see this started on january first, and then, to add insult to injury, we hav eto call our local resellers.....that won't be all that easy to find out, shiat web page, no info...a-b, you can do better than this
2002-01-30 01:12:58 AM  
yeah, this is really old news... local radio has been advertising this for a long time...

anyway, local competitions have already happened and I think they are ready for nationals soon :)
2002-01-30 04:00:02 AM  
Note to self: Damn, I'm a good speller.
Note to others:
2002-01-30 09:17:43 AM  

That game sounds mighty familiar. Were the finals for the 1985 version held in Chicago. If I remember correctly I won that competition, but the facts are blurry as the massive brain cell suicide (much like the lemmings) that ensued may have made this a false memory.
2002-01-30 10:41:23 AM  
They've already had two of these competitions at a local bar here in Memphis...and it's harder than it sounds because you don't use real quarters...the coins you use are much lighter than quarters and don't bounce as partner and I got our a$$e$ kicked, but we got a free t-shirt for playing...woohoo
2002-01-30 02:04:54 PM  
Thats right, you did win that one. I also remember that was the night you woke me up at 4am, to "Come see the roach. You pinned him to the linoleum in the kitchen with a blowgun dart" Pure comedic genius. Golden.
2002-01-30 02:08:54 PM  
sponsor, not sponser

-he who stacks pork
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