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		Mysterious black buses sought in surprise crap attack on Chicago riverboat (suntimes.com)		70
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CokedUpWerewolf		2004-08-09 02:01:19 PM

Oh, it was a black bus? A black bus did it to your riverboat? Yeah, cause we all know white busses never do that. Racist bastards.

VeggieGuy		2004-08-09 02:03:05 PM

A Something Awful goon was on this boat, and has a fuller story. Funny read.. It was mostly piss.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1174437&perpage=40 &pagenumber=1

The rumor is that it may have been the tour bus of Mr. Rhinestone Cowboy himself, Glen Campbell.

angryjd		2004-08-09 02:06:45 PM

a "surprise crap attack"?. Are people ever warned ahead of time before they are victims of a crap attack?

fatal_exception		2004-08-09 02:07:42 PM

The rumor is that it may have been the tour bus of Mr. Rhinestone Cowboy himself, Glen Campbell.

Really? No need for an autograph then is there?

send2cbd		2004-08-09 02:12:30 PM

I guess they got hit with a shiat storm.

Big Jimmy Oswald		2004-08-09 02:13:07 PM

Glen Campbell? Just wring out a soiled garment into a beaker and test the BAC%. That ought to be enough to finger him.

Lace Valentine		2004-08-09 02:31:43 PM

First it was men in black.
Then black choppers.
Now black busses.

Soon it'll be black mopeds.

Webgrunt		2004-08-09 02:34:54 PM

Ramesees

You owe me a new keyboard.

lolpix		2004-08-09 02:37:34 PM

IT'S A CRAP!

DeadZone		2004-08-09 02:39:41 PM

The office of Homeland Security has officially raised the Terror Alert level to "BROWN"

Webgrunt		2004-08-09 02:42:53 PM

DeadZone you owe me a new keyboard and some ribs, I seem to have broken several of mine laughing so hard at your post!

Suki		2004-08-09 03:01:35 PM

Didn't this happen to a boatload of tourists in San Antonio not long ago? They made those folks strip and then hosed them down (Like it's not humiliating enough getting shiat dumped on you...).

DisgruntledNinja		2004-08-09 03:22:09 PM

Sewage or no sewage, that Chicago Architecture boat tour is top-notch.

MinnesotaJack		2004-08-09 03:27:21 PM

This might be some ELF-type performance-art protest.

Does this boat have toilets that discharge into the river?

Bukharin		2004-08-09 03:44:42 PM

THESE GUYS did it.
They are in Chicago,
and just LOOK at that bus!

(sfw)

DisgruntledNinja		2004-08-09 03:59:56 PM

Bukharin
They are in Chicago,
and just LOOK at that bus!

I've been on THAT tour, too, and I guess I should have put two and two together when the guide said "And here's where Al Capone dumped his sewage... just like this!"

Those are some goofy-ass tour guides.

Fra_dat_da		2004-08-09 04:12:19 PM

Did Twista just finish a rap concert in the area?

Bukharin		2004-08-09 04:19:20 PM

2004-08-09 03:59:56 PM DisgruntledNinja

Ive done that tour twice.
Yes, they are nuttier than 10 lb. fruitcakes.

linc654		2004-08-09 04:39:15 PM

only kidding in my previous post - i heart chicago.

/that tour gave me a shiat-eating grin !!

MMM_DONUTS		2004-08-09 04:40:53 PM

Isn't this a sign of the End of Days?

"All has been foretold in the Books of Revelations. You just stepped in a diaper."

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