"It went onto people, into eyes and mouths"

Damn... I think I'd demand to be treated like Meryl Streep in 'Silkwood' after that.

A-Team sought for questioning.

So I guess the shiat finally hit the fans.

See? That's why the US needs to pay up on their back dues to the UN. At this point, they can't even keep the black helicopters in the air or run the brain-control rays, they have to try and take over with black busses and hands full of crap.

Its a TRAP... or somethin

/start threadjack

Where the HELL did the Bristow Butt thread go?

What the HELL are teh mods mainlining today?

/end threadjack

Unavailable for comment.

Bus ownwed by escaped monkeys and monkey just doing what comes natural?

At least they got their $26 back, good customer service.

The black buses, they're AFTER US!!

Someone did that to me and dad when we were out on his boat except with rotten fish bait.

Yea, it happened right when the tour guide said, "And now, if you will look skyward, you can see the bridge...ahhhhhh shhhhiiiaaatttt

Luxury. Back in MY day, mysterious black buses would cover us in radioactive waste. We used to DREAM about crap attacks!

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1174437

Hey SocrapticMethod, by your login id I'm lookin at you kinda shifty-eyed right now.

Lawsuits in 3, 2, 1.....

They were just playing a friendly game of battle shiats.

I ride my bike over this bridge every morning coming to work. It's one of the metal bridges that are like massive grates, so the waste from the buses would pass right through it and rain down on the unsuspecting people below. Nasty.

Yet another reason they should pave the bridges in this city.

JK Rowling sues due to similiatires between busses that crap and crappy busses.

Why do they call it "Raw"? Is there another form? Medium-rare sewage? wtf?

/too much RedBull this morning

Facing budget cutbacks, the secret government agency that no one knows about has been forced to replace its fleet of covert black helicopters with black buses.

No word yet on the purpose of the fecal attack in Chicago, though there's no doubt it has something to do with aliens and maintaining a police state.

I guess the moral here is don't sit under a bridge with a major highway running across it as nasty stuff is bound to be dumped overboard.

Just think of how many times this stuff happens when boats are not parked underneath the bridge. Dumping that stuff is pretty illegal and rather unethical to boot. Guess a regular dump station's fees cost too much at $5 at PA state parks at least.

Nasty, and I bet it had that chemical toilet blue slop to boot. Talk about a smurfjuice nightmare.

Fear the schmear

damn, looks like DJ_Pyro beat me to it ;)

Any Quake 3 fans here might have heard this story from top mapper Lunaran, who was working on the tour boat at the time:

http://www.lunaran.com/news.php

Luxury. Back in MY day, mysterious black buses would cover us in radioactive waste. We used to DREAM about crap attacks!

YOU were lucky! We used to have to hang onto the rear axel of black VW minibuses as they dragged us through the latrines outside of Versailles on the way to be dropped off into the molten lava of Versuvius.

I'd prefer mine well done

Was the Kerry / Edwards buses in Chicago on Sunday afternoon????

flame war may now commence.......

They were on a three hour tour... a three hour tour.

The other form of sewage is treated, aikidoka, you know that stuff we drink from the faucet

haha, one of the SA Goons was on the boat at the time.

he works as the crew, great thread about it over there.

Alan Keynes, Senator for (your state here) campaign buses?

hmmm, i guess i've changed my mind on chicago -- it is a shiathole.

... back to that same ol' place- sweet throne chicago ...

"That smell, Honey, is our shiat!! Focker flushed the toilet in the den."

/Mr. Jinx unavailable for comment

that wasn't sewage , i have been on that river , they just hit a wave and got splashed ...

Shiat happens?

/nothin'

Well, once you get over gagging and puking and being scrub-brushed with bleach disinfectant, you have to admit it's better to get an eyeful and mouthful of crap than be the landing pad for a guy who's jumped from 12 stories up.

Welcome to Chicago!

According to the SA thread, it was pee, not poo, which makes it only slightly less horrible.

Worst architectural sightseeing boat tour ever.

rofl. These one liners are great.

ewwwwwwwwwwwww!

At least now, when these people say "this tastes like shiat" a wisea$$ like myself cannot say "have you ever tasted shiat?"

Still not worth $26.

Did the buses perhaps belong to a German video-production company?

It's a wonderful boat tour.... FOR ME TO POOP ON!

The phrase "crap attack" is enough to make me giggle uncontrollably on a Monday morning. Kudos, submitter!