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(Art Bell)   Forget SA, Farkers should battle Art Bell's photoshop minions   ( divider line
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5193 clicks; posted to Main » on 30 Jan 2002 at 1:28 AM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-01-30 01:30:16 AM  
Whatever you say!
2002-01-30 01:31:25 AM  
While the letters 'C', 'T', 'A', 'O', and 'S' were floating around in outer space, I thought it was going to spell 'TACOS'.
2002-01-30 01:37:40 AM  
Art Bell is awesome...but the photshop guys there are ....Sucky
2002-01-30 01:38:57 AM  
What the hell is this crap ...
2002-01-30 01:40:20 AM  
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2002-01-30 01:41:10 AM  
whoops. wrong picture. darn. any way, where is the photoshop stuff we're supposed to be impressed by? i don't see it
2002-01-30 01:41:20 AM  
SPACE GOAT! Coast to Coast!
2002-01-30 01:43:53 AM  
i think he's talking about this:
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this has to be the worst photoshop I have ever seen. I'd vote for SA before this one.... well... maybe not... *snicker*

2002-01-30 01:45:31 AM  
Alright...thanks to Dalai Lama, I give you all of Art Bell's banners on one need to refresh.

2002-01-30 01:46:50 AM  
And yes, that utility is also useful for pr0n.
2002-01-30 01:47:50 AM  
best damn flash ive seen all year
2002-01-30 01:53:18 AM  
hahaha!!! HAH! <-- check out his flash intro
2002-01-30 01:59:31 AM  
Good god, that flash intro takes forever. My ramen noodles had already started to come out the other end by the time the damn thing was done.
2002-01-30 02:03:24 AM  
i watched the whole intro
the music and the blinking stars mesmerized me
2002-01-30 02:11:23 AM  
Rather than sending all these radio signals out into space to contact aliens, we should send out flash pages to get there attention.

"We are approaching planet Earth"
"I am detecting an income signal; translate"
"Ahhh! The colours! The colours! They blind!"
"Supreme High Commander, we cannot penetrate their defenses."
"Yes, it seems they have built an impenetrable shield of crappy graphics!!"
2002-01-30 02:27:40 AM  
Check out the UFO picture pages etc.
2002-01-30 03:14:27 AM  
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2002-01-30 03:17:14 AM  

Hey - wha' happened?!

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I sure hope this one works, damnit!

2002-01-30 03:18:21 AM  
Ahh yes..."The Quickening", "Free Energy", GIFs that have parts of their previous background still on them...
2002-01-30 03:41:39 AM  
worst. photoshop. skills. ever.
2002-01-30 04:33:56 AM  
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I don't know what's scarrier, that she included Art Bell's name in her personals ad or that her mailing address is on Art Bell's website. I wonder how many lonely freaks write to her.
2002-01-30 04:38:19 AM  
I sent this one to Art and his webmaster, so we'll see if they put it on the site. I think we all know this is what Art really looks like.

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2002-01-30 04:38:46 AM  

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2002-01-30 04:48:47 AM  
Sang-Froid is right it does look like "TACOS"
friggin' Art "TACOS" Bell
2002-01-30 04:49:04 AM  
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2002-01-30 04:58:06 AM  
Just mail em in to art he would prob love em. His show tonight was some awesome shiat.
2002-01-30 06:08:58 AM  
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2002-01-30 06:22:53 AM  
Like nobody saw this one coming...

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2002-01-30 06:28:58 AM  

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blast from the (recent) past
2002-01-30 07:05:33 AM  
So where are these Photoshop minions? I'm ready for this "battle."
2002-01-30 07:27:51 AM  
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Ashcroft aparently took it upon himself last night to properly demonstrate how you should cover nipples.
2002-01-30 07:57:05 AM  

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Shortly after last evening's speech, and after demonstrating proper nipple covering, Ashcroft officially calls the Freedom Corps into action.
2002-01-30 07:59:35 AM  
ah.. Fb-.. you made me gouge my eyes out again.. now i'm going to have to check the bubies posts with my Braile Browser...
2002-01-30 08:07:07 AM  
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What The Hell is with this banner?

All the other at least have something to do with his show...
2002-01-30 08:27:33 AM  
CanuckGuy, keep searching. There's one on there that says "In God and Bush We Trust." That cracked me up.

The latter can't even eat a pretzel correctly and the former was dumb enough to bail him out.
2002-01-30 08:43:07 AM  
During the Clinton administration, "In Bush We Trust" had a much better meaning.
2002-01-30 02:56:27 PM  
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