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(Canoe)   Brilliant Armed Robber Foiled by His Own Stupidity   ( divider line
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7279 clicks; posted to Main » on 30 Jan 2002 at 12:32 AM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-01-30 12:32:35 AM  
A fake 911 call. Brilliant!
2002-01-30 12:35:39 AM  
He should've at least chosen a pay phone that wasn't across the street from the place he wanted to rob.
2002-01-30 12:37:43 AM  
Armed with a knife.
2002-01-30 12:40:49 AM  
Alessandro -
Thanks for pointing that out.
2002-01-30 12:41:05 AM  
Hike your leg and piss on the leg of her desk. That way she'll know you like her and it will keep the other males away.
2002-01-30 12:42:50 AM  


"Remember kids! Don't throw the police off by using the payphone next to the place you're going to rob!"

2002-01-30 12:50:08 AM  
Guy probably moonlights as a brain surgeon.
2002-01-30 12:53:01 AM  
Criminal mastermind.
He'll have plenty of time thinking of his next heist.
2002-01-30 01:19:03 AM  
Not as bad as the idiots who got stuck in the revolving door while trying to rob a bank... don't remember where I read that one...
2002-01-30 03:58:03 AM  
Shiromori: Many banks now have so-called "capture vestibules," made precisely for that purpose.

And I wonder how big that knife was...
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Or this:
[image from too old to be available]Mods: relax. It's linked from a Time Magazine article on Borneo.
2002-01-30 06:22:22 AM  
His next heist will probably be a restaurant during a cop's retirement party.
2002-01-30 09:18:27 AM  
Reminds me of the criminal mastermind that attempted to rob a bank at the drive thru armed with a knife.
2002-01-30 09:36:07 AM  
Prank calls and armed robbery never mix.
2002-01-30 10:02:14 AM  
Botsuraku_Hato that makes ok to make me almost vomit my morning Cocoa up at the site of 2 decapitated childrens bodies. Damn you suck... If I wanted to see that I would turn on the news
2002-01-30 11:27:10 AM  
Bigpeeler: My thoughts exactly. Was that supposed to be a sub-head or what?
2002-01-30 11:38:17 AM  
AssKlown, you could also turn off images in your browser and stop complaining.
2002-01-30 12:15:50 PM  
AssKlown, those are not children! They headless bodies are clearly adults, and they must had done something wrong, like sneeze or mock a general.
2002-01-30 03:50:57 PM  
Interesting picture to the left of the article... Photo of the day.

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2002-01-30 09:59:08 PM  
How's this look?
2002-01-30 10:03:15 PM  
How's this?
2002-01-31 10:07:04 PM  
/b brilliant /i brilliant
sorry, just testes errrrr, i mean testing
2002-01-31 10:07:52 PM  
D'OH!!!!! HTML flunky retard who's too lazy to read about it=ME!!
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