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(Canoe)   It's a bird. It's a plane. Nope, it's falling satellite debris   ( divider line
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4403 clicks; posted to Main » on 29 Jan 2002 at 4:59 PM (16 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-01-29 05:04:26 PM  
Make sure you put on your aluminum foil beanie to deflect the debris as well as the mind readers !
2002-01-29 05:08:24 PM  
Oh, I thought it said "falling boobies" and got all excited.
2002-01-29 05:13:19 PM  

I like "falling boobies" :-)
2002-01-29 05:13:31 PM  
Free tacos for everyone if it hits me! (gotta be a direct hit, though)
2002-01-29 05:14:58 PM  
Anyone else heard that if we keep throwing satellites up into orbit, and they keep breaking up and creating orbital shrapnel which in turn will strike break up other satellites, etc. etc. etc. that it could become impossible for us to put anything else up there? Hopefully that doesn't come true.
2002-01-29 05:19:24 PM  
I wonder how long it's going to take the liberals to blame the Right for this one too...

Actually, how cool would it be if the satellite fell and smushed Yo Mamma Been Laid Yet?
2002-01-29 05:21:04 PM  
who wants to start a pool on the latitude and longitude landing point?
2002-01-29 05:26:29 PM  
Jivie: Wait while I find the coordinate ranges of Arkansas.
2002-01-29 05:30:54 PM  
It's gotta hit Australia...they always do.
2002-01-29 05:32:35 PM  
im sorry im still too busy laughing about Jeb Bushs Pillpopper daughter to remark on this. She looks like she has already been hit by falling objects? damn ugly. this is probably a sneak preview of what K Harris will look like in a few more years..
2002-01-29 05:42:55 PM  
With a name like

Extreme Ultraviolent Explorer

it's gotta be phat.
2002-01-29 05:45:49 PM  
Anybody recognize this?
[image from too old to be available]
2002-01-29 05:49:49 PM  
Topperoff: Better question: Would anyone admitt to recognizing that?
2002-01-29 05:54:48 PM  
Glenlivid: I think you just did. I have to say though, that is probably the worst movie I have ever seen in my life... I could kill that biatch of a girlfriend that rented it.
2002-01-29 06:06:08 PM  
"A 7,000-pound science satellite will fall from the sky this week, and NASA says a few pieces of metal could hit the Earth." Uhhh... they suspect it might hit some other planet?

Yo, Blair! You got the name wrong. Drop the "n" and it doesn't sound so bad.
2002-01-29 06:54:48 PM  
Falling boobies are great, but personally I prefer rising
2002-01-29 07:50:27 PM  
Lotta room up there.

That's why they call it space.
2002-01-29 07:51:49 PM  
All right. Bets?

We have:
Mexico City

Easter Island anybody?
2002-01-29 08:55:40 PM  

Lyrics to Devo's "Space Junk"

[image from too old to be available]

Devo must have really been from the future.
2002-01-29 09:54:52 PM  
I hope it crashes through the Superdome & lands on Britney Spears' face
2002-01-29 11:24:14 PM  
2002-01-30 06:54:59 PM  

That song is the first thing I thought of when I read this story. That album is a masterpiece, Q&A...
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