b(.Y.)bies oh wait nevermind

Liberace gay

I'm all for male nudes, but art-shots like that are just boring.

Show some hard, throbbing cock!

I wonder if any man, regardless of how "straight" they may be, can't help but get a twinge in their loins when they see another man's huge steel.

Kanya's drunk again.

Hey drew you messed up the links. This is what should've been linked to the "Mormon guide to overcoming masterbation" story.

Another post for us ladies.

*bows to the fark gods*

(Kanyajumari, that gave me a good laugh)

Woohoo! Naked guys! But for some reason, guys always look kind of silly in art shots like these. You see this penis flopping around...not very sexy.

sif ur gonna see guys post in here

can u say ween0r fest

although this is slightly scarey "Farkers have clicked on the above link 324 times"

sausage party.

green beetle weird.

Geez, am I the only farker who comes to these weener threads to meet the girlies? You know, sort of like going to a bar on lady's night.

Yeah, I'm lame like that.

The one with the guy in the water must have been a pain in the ass for the model! Sexy tho... The photographer also eliminated the chance of frontal shots after that set-up due to shrinkage...

Um....pardon the cliche but...WHERES THE BEEF?

Frickin art photos....This, by the way, should go under the totally gay tag....I've seen this kinda shiat hanging on the living room walls of gay men

Hehehee, a little sausage would have been nice, but ye gods, this one is nice. Just want to... reach out... and pinch...

almost there...

damn.

Y'okay Vicious....Um.....I'd give that a "10" had the camera been on the other side

*smack* ....dirty ol'broad I am

Nekky men.. no dangly bits flopping around.. lovely bums... I'm in heaven...

We all think that Packley, but we don't admit it...DOH!!!

Hello, female Farkers!

Any Farkers, male or female, interested in attending a Chicago FARK party?.....

I am currently taking suggestions on dates & activities that non-Chicagoans may be interested in doing while here for a weekend. Send any suggestions to mist­er­sy­mli­amto­hcom soon. Plans are being set down, and we'll soon have a post here on FARK.

I also need a count of people that would be interested in attending, so if you are interested, please send me an e-mail at above address with a quick note. Thanks.

Weeners: Not just for farkettes anymore.

Damn damn damn... why did I wait til I got to work to read fark today?

Now those are some beautiful men.

A little *too* beautiful if you ask me. I prefer my men not looking like they're fresh out of a cloning vat. Punks and thugs and bears oh my!

ViciousDarling: I agree with you on that picture...that's going to be saved as wallpaper... just yummy!

Helloooo Ladies.
For the record, that dude ViciousDarling linked to, does indeed, have a finely sculpted ass. If I could, I'd spank'em.


Nah, I'll stick with my original statement.

Spank that long haired monkey boy

mmmmm.... punks and thugs.... yummy. i'm not too wild about bears though. except at yellowstone when they are searching for a pic-a-nic basket.

FLA Chickie...haven't seen you around in a while. G'morning. I thought of you last night when UK beat Florida...tho I wasn't sure if you were a b-ball fan. But, what's the deal w/ the fans throwing stuff at Tubby after the game?

Many thanks, ViciousDarling! That was a fine start to the morning...

EMJSea: You're telling me you dont like james bond era Sean Connery? I wouldnt trow him outta bed for eating crackers.

"Thats a smith and wesson, you've had your six, now its my turn."

you girls are just horrible when it comes to naked men...treating them like objects and pieces of meat...I can't believe it!!!

You are all simply wonderful... :) Don't ever change...

Ok, yeah, I'll take the James Bond era Sean Connery. Woo hoo. But most "bears" aren't that fit. Fit and hairy is nice. Fat and hairy, blech. Also I don't like facial hair on men. I'm a picky boy, what can I say?

Does not follow directions

Two words for that Vin Diesel pic:

Hubba Hubba!

Musclequeens are a dime a dozen. I want some style, some gumption, some 'i dont know what'... I humbly submit the hustler (pool, not street)

I peek in on these 'WEENER' threads to see if the usual suspects(Sweater Girl, FLA Chickie, Vicious Darling, Mme Mersault to name a few) came in yet. Then I see this pictures of Paul Newman from Whollychao and I'm thinking "O.K., this lady has some class" and look at the bio.
OOPS !!! I felt like such an idiot! Whollychao is a dude but his bio line is something to behold. I laughed my ass off when I read it ! What a perfect way to say who you are. Cheers to you, Whollychao and here is a picture of the king of cool from me to you.

Mme.Mersault...Hey...nice taste in music...very nice. One thing stunned me tho...Victor Wooten?? Really? I have two of his CDs and everything that the Flecktones have basically ever done...so far at least. He's the real reason I ever bought a bass. I want to play like that. Amazing person and musician...and his brother, Roy, inspires me incredibly in my percussion expressions.

One cool gal, no doubt...

Whollychao: Greatest. Bio. Line. Ever. :)

Enphinitie: Hey there to you too...Unfortunately, I am not a b-ball fan at all and I have no idea why fans throw stuff...

SLAYERSWINE: It is so nice to see your able to post again in these threads...great, now I have to be on my best behavior... ;)

Whollychao: Damn, that is a great bio line...and your a Bostonian - kewl!

Ugliest broads I've ever seen!!

SLAYERSWINE:
I am so glad you got back in.
Whollychao:
Early Paul Newman makes me crazy, too. I've been enjoying your posts.

I'm not into the artsy fartsy stuff either.
I agree with Kanyakumari. Give me cock, indeed.

Um. Hello? What are these two doing? NSFW.

Maybe Whollychao can tell us :)

Um. Hello? Link here.

Hehe, danke kids.

Slayerswine: Not bad... now I have to go see Thomas Crown Affair.

After reading yur bio, I have to give you one of my favorites of deniro-

this guy means business...

Katmbca: That's a pretty nice fish he caught there...

That picture stresses the dangers of pollution- you have to snip each of those little rings, so that frolicking guys dont end up caught in em.

Whollychao: IMO there is something a little sexy about that pic...

deniro? Hells yeah, but as I said, I go for a little grit. I wish I could have found one of deniro w/mohawk wearing that manic smile... right before he walks up to the senator. That smile -kills- me.

...wow...you ladies are still here treating guys like choice cuts of meat?? Just wanted to make sure...carry on...

Ya know...someday...when I grow up...and get all buff...and stuff...I'm gonna...well, I'm just gonna make some pics too...yeah, that's what I'm gonna do...then you'll be sorry...

eh...wait, that didn't come out quite right...sounded better in my head...

Mme.Mersault
Gid bless you for posting Vin! what a hottie!!!