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(Some Guy)   Top 10 Ways To Get The Office Babe..   (askmen.com) divider line 70
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16590 clicks; posted to Main » on 30 Jan 2002 at 12:36 AM (13 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2002-01-30 12:37:28 AM  
#1 Spray her with your pheromones
 
2002-01-30 12:38:10 AM  
Nylon rope, electrical tape and a bowie knife work just as well.
 
2002-01-30 12:38:30 AM  
I am the office babe. What now?
 
2002-01-30 12:39:53 AM  
By all means, though, no fantasizing.
 
2002-01-30 12:40:01 AM  
This would work at my job at McDonalds to right?
 
2002-01-30 12:41:29 AM  
BigPeeler: Scary.
 
2002-01-30 12:42:44 AM  
Bad move. Don't ever date a coworker. Once the inevitable break-up happens, life becomes a total shiatstorm.
 
2002-01-30 12:43:20 AM  
'Never dip your pen in the company ink.'
 
2002-01-30 12:43:41 AM  
Tmreserved: McDonald's sluts are the best. :)
 
2002-01-30 12:45:51 AM  
Score!
 
2002-01-30 12:49:36 AM  
I don't need this...I'm a natural babe-magnet...
 
2002-01-30 12:50:03 AM  
[obvious]
this is a bunch of crap!
[/obvious]
 
2002-01-30 12:53:39 AM  
Sounds like something out of every magazine I avoid at all costs. Is there a Cosmopolitan for Men that could take such things under its wing? And keep them there?
 
2002-01-30 12:56:02 AM  
What the Fu*k is that? Arrrgh! My eyes!
 
2002-01-30 12:56:13 AM  
It's a;; true. Follow these guidelines and women can't control themselves. Same goes for women who know how to play the game.

Bah!

I'm not a PC enthusiast, but this crap is just more of the same "trap your prey" mentality that leads to bad relationships. Check the links they provide on flirting and charm in the artcile. More of the same.
 
2002-01-30 01:03:08 AM  
10. Compliment other women
9. Stand out from the masses
8. Bump into one another as you leave
7. Let her overhear your conversation with your lady friends
6. Have a life outside of work


OK, I can do all those...

5. Don't get drunk and flirt with other colleagues

ƒuck, they lost me...
 
2002-01-30 01:09:55 AM  
10. = You don't really like her. You like the girl in the next cubicle over.
9. = "Conquered?" If she's not a supermodel, she's happy you even notice she's there.
8. = You're clumsy.
7. = You are 'into' your lady friends. Otherwise, you would talk to her.
6. = She thinks you have a girlfriend.
5. = Eh. Probably valid.
4. = She figures the best looking guy in the office is already engaged anyway. Thus, he is not really any competition.
3. = Pay attention to everyone except that whore who always wears the short shirts and cleavage shirts. (Oh wait, I guess that might be the "office hottie.")
2. = But not literally. Tee hee.
1. = If "the hottest girls can have fairly boring lives," I must be the office hottie. Yeah, that's the ticket.

Askmen.com? exactly. Ask women. :P
 
2002-01-30 01:10:11 AM  
Bigpeeler's pic looks like KevviModel.
 
2002-01-30 01:12:16 AM  
Meh... You know you're in love if: one of the reasons... You can't concentrate... well, damn... I must be in love.
 
2002-01-30 01:15:06 AM  
My mistake. Peeler's pic is KevviModel.
 
2002-01-30 01:17:53 AM  
I'm alive and well. Thought I'd share
 
2002-01-30 01:20:30 AM  
Hey Newbies: Check out KevviModel. He'll rock your world.
 
2002-01-30 01:26:35 AM  
Bigpeeler: I'm not into dudes rocking my world. But if you are more power to you.
 
2002-01-30 01:28:33 AM  
Hmmmm..... I've always relied on less subtle methods. Like "Hey, wanna come over and get drunk and fukc?" That sometimes works.
 
2002-01-30 01:29:49 AM  
WTF?!?

Cosmo for men? Yaaaakk!!! Yaaaak!!!

Any "men" here check out the aftershave section??!?
 
2002-01-30 01:40:47 AM  
I meant newbies of the female persuasion. Rest easy.
 
2002-01-30 01:50:49 AM  
Bigpeeler? you're consistently entertaining.
 
2002-01-30 01:58:46 AM  
None of the above rules apply if you're the boss. Just call her "sweetcheeks" as she runs for your coffee. Face slapping may ensue but the odds are well in your favour. Lifes full of risks!
 
2002-01-30 04:50:32 AM  
Do guys really take that shiat seriously? This had to be written by a woman
 
2002-01-30 04:59:14 AM  
Call me a lunatic but here's a little suggestion.

Be yourself, talk to her (yes, the person), be your cool, charming, fun, everyday self and ask her to lunch.

Yes I know, pretty out there.
 
2002-01-30 05:11:00 AM  
'..even flirt with her (discreetly), as long as you do not show her your aces'

Wouldn't dream of it; That shiat might get me arrested.
 
2002-01-30 05:25:40 AM  
How to get the girl you want? Win the lottery. Duh.
 
2002-01-30 06:21:47 AM  
Never screw the people you work or live with.

Never work with your wife.
 
2002-01-30 06:23:54 AM  
Nicoffeine,
That might work (if the price is big enough), were it not for the fact that luck in love and luck in games don't mix.
 
2002-01-30 06:29:16 AM  
10-1 : Rohypnol
 
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2002-01-30 06:34:40 AM  
Just walk to her office/cubicle. Lay your wang out on the desk and say, "Hi, my name is . I heard you were interested in sucking this. Let's get to work."

Works every time.
 
2002-01-30 06:35:23 AM  
Cormee>,
Experience with date rape?
 
2002-01-30 06:36:00 AM  
Damn, I need that preview thingee.
 
2002-01-30 06:36:37 AM  
12-1 : Crack habit foisting
 
2002-01-30 06:40:22 AM  
Cormee: I'll put a tenner on that. Never fails.
 
2002-01-30 06:49:18 AM  
? If it bothers her slightly, chances are she wants you to compliment her.

I've not found a woman yet who didn't want you to compliment her.
 
2002-01-30 06:49:27 AM  
Appie: had some put in my drink once ...weirdness afoot - ala prodigy 'smack my biatch up' video, swirling lights, disjointed sounds, loss of balance and all manner of drugs tomfoolery - would have been fine had i known what was going on
 
2002-01-30 06:58:49 AM  
the 'victim' gets all that in exchange for just a fukc? bargain.
 
2002-01-30 06:58:58 AM  
I'm thinking about taking that new chick from Logistics. If things go right I might be showing her my O-face. You know, O! O!
 
2002-01-30 07:07:02 AM  
Whatever happened to the old-fashioned way? You know - chloroform on a rag, some nylon rope, and a nice roomy trunk?
 
2002-01-30 07:27:53 AM  
Cormee,
I know how it feels when someone slips you a mickey. I strongly object to the sneaky way it is done, I don't give a damn about the actual stuff (everybody should feel and be free to use and/or abuse any substance he or she likes).
 
2002-01-30 07:29:12 AM  
Didn't this just outline ways to stalk the office hottie?
 
2002-01-30 07:33:51 AM  
Appie: lol 'slipping a mickey' = bad choice of words!
 
2002-01-30 07:37:18 AM  
[image from kinos-clipboard.f2s.com too old to be available]
 
2002-01-30 07:44:40 AM  
Drowning yourself in self-pity isn't going to bring her back, so let go of the past, repair your ego and move on. After all, the best revenge is living well.


hehe, this is for when she finds out you read this crap....
 
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