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(Fox News) NewsFlash Rick James found dead, bitch   ( divider line
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2004-08-06 03:30:26 PM  
I'm dead, biatch!
2004-08-06 03:30:26 PM  
I'm dead, b*tch.
2004-08-06 03:30:33 PM  
oh man.
2004-08-06 03:31:03 PM  
dead.. what?!

don't leave me hangin', man!
2004-08-06 03:31:05 PM  
RIP James, biatch.
2004-08-06 03:31:09 PM  
He's a very sexy corpse, the kind you don't take home to Jesus.
2004-08-06 03:31:09 PM  
Wow, that's twice in one day.
2004-08-06 03:31:13 PM  
Him too?
2004-08-06 03:31:16 PM  
2004-08-06 03:31:21 PM  
now THIS is super-freaky!

2004-08-06 03:31:22 PM  
2004-08-06 03:31:23 PM  
drink up, be merry!
2004-08-06 03:31:36 PM  
natural causes?
2004-08-06 03:31:41 PM  
Overused Chappelle Show references in 3... 2... 1...
2004-08-06 03:31:48 PM  
Cocaine's a hell of a drug...
2004-08-06 03:31:53 PM  
Cocaine's a hell of a drug.
2004-08-06 03:31:53 PM  
2004-08-06 03:31:55 PM  

What?!? Theres Oil In Rick James Hair?!?!

/Time to Invade
2004-08-06 03:31:57 PM  
I'm worm food biatch!
2004-08-06 03:32:02 PM  
Sad. My friend met him last week. And I'm watching a Conan rerun and they are making fun of him this very second.
2004-08-06 03:32:09 PM  
Be strong fellas. We've got to get through this together.
2004-08-06 03:32:12 PM  
this is my third of the day
2004-08-06 03:32:22 PM  
So this was reported by Fox News, huh?

I bet they're gonna blame it on liberal media.
2004-08-06 03:32:29 PM  
oh shiat, looks like dave chappeal is in deep shiat...
2004-08-06 03:32:34 PM  
He died apparently of natural causes

I keep telling people that cocaine is all-natural. NOW maybe they'll believe me.
2004-08-06 03:32:34 PM  
Too late SeilCaidence...

RIP Superfreak
2004-08-06 03:32:36 PM  
Chapel better write some new material
2004-08-06 03:32:40 PM  
Popfreak, you beat me to it. You have made yourself a life long enemy!
2004-08-06 03:32:41 PM  
Uh ya, he died and on the third day he rose again...

Rick Jesus...
2004-08-06 03:33:01 PM  
What did Natural causes say to Rick James??

2004-08-06 03:33:09 PM  
We will miss all the great news stories.
2004-08-06 03:33:22 PM  
This thread is going to be pointless
2004-08-06 03:33:29 PM  
did he die twice? I thought you only live twice
2004-08-06 03:33:36 PM  
Charly Murphy unavailable for comment.
2004-08-06 03:33:37 PM  
holy shiat shiat
2004-08-06 03:33:39 PM  
Why do people keep counting *down* to the Chappelle references? Both threads started with them.

And for the love of God, stop submitting this with the headline "I'm dead, biatch!" and also stop making the comment in these threads.
2004-08-06 03:33:40 PM  
Goodnight, man who was impersonated by funny man.
2004-08-06 03:33:45 PM  
I hope this isn't some sort of pattern for Charlie Murphy True Hollywood stories. I'd be bummed if anything happened to Prince.
2004-08-06 03:33:47 PM  
I'm Rick James Biatcgh ag awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww......
2004-08-06 03:33:51 PM  
Rick meets the real darkness.
2004-08-06 03:33:56 PM  

by 17 seconds, nice!
2004-08-06 03:33:57 PM  
So does Chappelle do the Rick James movie now?
2004-08-06 03:33:57 PM  
/Rob VanWinkle surrenders.
2004-08-06 03:34:05 PM  
Good night, funnyman.
2004-08-06 03:34:09 PM  

Thirty-eight submits on TF so far.
2004-08-06 03:34:10 PM  
He bought me a beer in a bar once.
2004-08-06 03:34:11 PM  
You and I,
We fit together like a glove on hand,
That's right !
Don't you know,
That I would gladly take you anywhere,
You wanted to go !

" Brief Biography: Born James Johnson Jr., Rick James quickly became a well-known and respected musician. He was best known by the public for being a party animal, but it was this very life-style that made Rick take a break from his music while serving time in Folsom State Prison. He was arrested and convicted for aggravated assult and false imprisonment. These charges resulted from an incident in which he physically and sexually abused his girlfriend, Tanya Hijazi, and another woman. He locked the woman up in his closet and kept forcing her to smoke crack as well as both severely burning her and pistol whipping her. He is currently married to Tanya Hijazi and has one child. Somehow through all of this, Rick James still remains one of Buffalo's most treasured celebrities."

Buffalo represent Whoa oooo whoa ooo whoa a whoa a whoa o o ! Now sang it to me YEAAAAAAAAAAAAA, OOOOOOOOOOH !

2004-08-06 03:34:23 PM  
Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
2004-08-06 03:34:42 PM  
A moment of silence, biatches.
precursor I see that name at another forum. I wonder if it's you?
2004-08-06 03:34:44 PM  
Come on, admit it! When you found out he was dead, you quickly logged on to *just* so you can read the clever "Chapelle/Rick James" joke that would be cracking.

Admit it!!!
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