nice.

/dirk benedict surrenders

I like a nice doppelbock. I call mine Doppelganger Doppelbock.

Buzz Beer unavailable for comment.

Dear Starbucks

No one will confuse beer for your shiaty, nasty, burnt cat turd coffee. STFU and good day

We certainly don't want people getting confused between a micro brew and a shiatty bitter overpriced cup of caffeinated pig piss, do we? I mean, we have to keep our status symbols for walmart shoppers straight, don't we. you muddy that name and next thing you know people won't want to pay five farking bucks for a non alcoholic beverage just because it makes them feel better than the dunkin donuts sheep, right? RIGHT? Don't I look cool with my goth garb and my cup o' starbucks? AAAAAARGH. Foamyyyyy!!!
/brews his own. fark the system.

on a completely unrelated note, we need to get a message to the bulls eye guest 'model' of the day that there's more to hotness than anorexia and a flabby ass.

Bock to the future - new wave brew pub
Bock and Bowl - brew pub and bowling alley
Hard Bock Cafe - brew pub with stuff on the wall

Sorry got started and then found out I had nothing

Sorry

Wasn't this last year?

I like starbucks coffee, and I like this, too. (Brewed with Starbucks coffee!):

Old and busted = scheissig corporate coffee
New Hotness = scheissig corporate beer

/not really
//got nuthin'

Starbucks Coffee, because we have to do something with the floor sweepings.

Anyone willing to pay 5 bucks for a cup of coffee is a putz.

/That is all. Coffee is free here at work.

GIS for "starbucks"

I'm going to start giving out Star-punches-to-the-groin. I won't charge anything, so they won't have any profits to sue me for. And their lawyers will be the first customers.

Since both Lone Star and Shiner Bock (FYI- That's where the guy got the name from) predate the existence of any entity calling itself Starbucks, this should be a slam dunk for the tavern owner down in Galveston. I'd actually love to get summoned for THAT case!

Tommy Lee surrenders?

/weak

nothing, repeat, nothing, beats Bell's Double Cream Stout from the good folks at the Kalamazoo Brewing Company.

/only good thing about Michigan

Moops

I'll see your Bell's Double Cream Stout and raise you one six pack of Bell's Oberon, if that's what it's still called.

Oberon? HHHHrrrrrmmmmffff

It will always be SOLSUN to me!

/stupid Mexican brewery that sued Bell's demanding a name change

Thread Hijack time:
anybody have one of those Senseo One shot coffee makers?
I'm dying to get one for the office,
but I'm not going to be the first sucker to get burned by one.

skinink - Are you familiar with this company or do you just have a hate-on for people who try and do something different with their lives and create something better, even if it loses the industrial efficiency and costs more?

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If I was going to make my own bock-style beer, I'd call it Albi Bock.

I'd call mine Bockman Turner Over-Dry.

Mmm...Bell's Oberon...it's the best part of the summmer.

Fasterfester
Except every, repeat, everybody's local brewed beer. Come on, everybody has their local brewery that has THE BEST brewed beer.

Unless you live in Golden, CO.

3Horn
Did I miss something? Is 3Horn now Fasterfester? What gives?

[dogfather_jr]
"Fasterfester
Except every, repeat, everybody's local brewed beer. Come on, everybody has their local brewery that has THE BEST brewed beer.

Unless you live in Golden, CO."

Or anywhere in Florida.

/another Sierra Nevada Pale Ale please

starbucks management calls thier customers users my friend managed one of those dumps/i did get free shait

When gazing into the stary froridian night, I'm always awed by Starbucks abbility to place those shiny things floating up there.

Does this remind anyone else of the Nescaflowne fan film that is played at anime conventions?

Fasterfester:

I like my local brewery's beer okay, but I won't call it the best. It tends, like many microbrews, to be quite hoppy. Now, hoppy beer can be a good thing, but in my experience it's always been the less impressive microbrews that are intensely so -- as if they're trying to compensate for lack of any other character, so the pour on the hops. In any case, they're okay, one just has to choose his beers carefully, and in the end, they're not my fave. I still prefer Unibroue. Too bad I can't find distributors around here anymore :(.


ps - multiple accounts?

Is there a special Starbucks lawyer campus? Those laywers will never run out of legs to hump.

/waiting for Starbucks to sue Fark for having "ar" in the middle.

When gazing into the stary Floridian night, I'm always awed by Starbucks abbility to place those shiny things floating up there.

Fasterfester - actually, I live in Ontario but love Quebec beers. Between the Unibroues and McAuslan/St Ambroise they definitely have nice great things going on there.

Camerons makes a great Lager and Cream Ale, but they are too far to be considered local even if an Ontario beer.

My local Brewery. Thing is, stuff tastes like someone poured battery acid into a puddle.

what?again?

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If I was going to make my own bock-style beer, I'd call it Albi Bock.

I might also call mine Shibli Bock.

No, I'm not 3Horn. A while back people started sigging 3Horn just like he did, I decided to start doing that again.

Sinister "Phase 2" continues

/obscure? nah...

HAHAHA! and then I forgot to do it on my previous post.

3Horn

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If I was going to make my own bock-style beer, I'd call it Albi Bock.

Mine would be Layonyer Bock

3Horn

Friends don't let friends drink starbucks, or was it starbachs.

herman melville surrenders

I think Herman Melville should sue both of them.