Are Cheetos kosher?

I don't know.. did the diary from the artificial cheese powder come from an artificial cow that was artificially tortured to death after having its throat artificially slit?

cannabis, cannabis sativa, come to me.

Man. So close to a "cool" trifecta. So close. Oh, well, I don't really give a shiat.

what was the middle part, again?

What...no Doritos or Taco Bell?

What about wheatgrass?

Ahhh America pioneered this treatment in the 1960's

/don't know what they are doing to relieve stress nowdays, tourture prisoners?

Is spacewar.com a real site, or is it affiliated with zombo.com?

"First time?"
"Yeah."
"Then the worm has definitely turned for you, man. Feel good?"
"Yeah, it feels good. I got no pain in my neck now."
"Feelin' good's good enough."

--"Platoon"

Congrats, oddly enough, the "cheetos" part nearly made me spit out the cheese I was eating.

BRAVO!

I was naked on a beanbag eating Cheetos.

Robert Tilton says to me. "Are you lonely?"

"Are you naked on a beanbag eating Cheetos?"

Sounds like a good idea

I wonder what God's people endorsing the good herb will do to the politics back here in the States?

Maybe after they smoke a bunch of pot they'll realize how bullshiat the whole conflict is...

or would they be taking Marinol? Article isn't specific...

Cannabis is getting popular again.

I can see tomorrow's headline now:

"Palestinians Win! Israeli Armed Forces too stoned to fight back."

/france surrenders

I wonder what God's people endorsing the good herb will do to the politics back here in the States?

I dunno, maybe a pot program for cops, who are stressed out from beating up on blacks ?

Don't you know that it's American to outlaw a weed?

Why do you hate America?

yeah, sniping kids and old men is pretty stressful.

Cannabis could bring about world peace.

Or, is that whirled peas?

Dude!! Where's my tank?!?

Man doze Israheebs be gettin so stoned they be readin' from left to right.

Say It in Richard Pryor's Voice, its funnier.

Don't worry people I am Israeli I can do this.

Grab life by the Bong!

A scientist who will help conduct the experiment heads a research team which discovered that cannabis helped mice which had suffered physical stress and even reduced the risk of stroke.

hey man let's get the mice stoned

Yep, lagaie had to be the fool who took something kind of cool and turned it into a flame war.

Lots of stress involved in beating children and shooting innocent people, as well as upholding an illegal state.

Chill.

Wow.. I wonder if they've got a mandatory draft over there.. and if they'd take a 30 something Marine.. I'd need very little training. Where do I sign?

"Shut up and smoke that! It's the law."
"Oh sorry, I was taking life seriously for a minute there...."


/Hicks

/obvious?

Well when I landed in Vietnam
I hardly got to see Saigon
They shaped us up and called the roll
and off we went on a long patrol
Swappin' lies, swattin' flies,
firing the odd shot here and there

Captain called a halt one night
And we had chow by the pale moon light
A lovely dinner they planned for us
With a taste like a seat on the crosstown bus
Some of the veterans just left theirs layin' in the can
For the VietCong to find
Said it was deadlier than a land mine

Well naturally somebody told a joke
and a couple of fellows began to smoke
I took a whiff as a cloud rolled by
And my nose went up like an infield fly
Captain, this blonde fellow that went to Yale, looked up at
me and said "What's a matter with you, baby?"

Well I may be crazy, but I think not;
I'd swear to God that I smell pot
But who'd have pot in Vietnam?"
He said, "Whaddaya think you been sittin' on?"
These funny little plants...
Thousands of them.
Good God Almighty!
Pastures of plenty!

So we all lit up and by and by
The whole platoon was flying high
With a beautiful smile on the captain's face
He smelled like midnight on St. Marks Place.
Crackin' jokes, cleaning his weapon,
chanting something about Hari Krishna, Hari Krishna

Well the moment came
as it comes to all
That I had to answer nature's call
I was stumbing around in a beautiful haze
When I met a little cat in black pj's
He had a rifle, BF Goodrich sandals,
Looked up at me and said "What's the matter with you, baby?"

He said we're camping down the pass
And smelled you people blowing grass
And since, by the smell, you're smoking trash
I brought you a taste of a special stash
Straight from Uncle Ho's victory garden
We call it Hanoi Gold.

So his squad and my squad settled down
Passed some lovely stuff around
All too soon it was time to go
Captain got on the radio
Said hello headquarters, headquarters
"We have met the enemy and they have been smashed."

Nanookanano

"What you doin' in the underworld Taylor?"
"This here ain't Taylor, Taylor been reborn. This is Chris"

During the time of the Crusades the members of a certain secret Muslim sect engaged people to terrorise their Christian enemies by performing murders as a religious duty. These acts were carried out under the influence of hashish, and so the killers became known as hashshashin, meaning eaters or smokers of hashish. Hashshashin evolved into the word assassin.


Other way around. The idea of a pot smoker as being a chilled out hippie just shows how much HOLLYWOOD controls your feable farking minds.

I hate jackoff homicide bombers. I own several military rifles. Where do I enlist??

Things would be much less stressful in Israel if they just gave all the Palestinians some dank.

Cannabis is getting popular again.

what do you mean again? It's been pretty mainstream to like it for a while. All the sheeple support it.

Smoke two joints in the morning,
I smoke two joints at night.
I smoke two in the afternoon.
It makes me feel alright.
I smoke two joints at times of peace
Just kidding, two at time of war.
I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints
and then I smoke two more.

Correct lindseyp, we go there to loosen up after a couple of years of military service, and it's 3 years for males.

Why do these things happen 14 years after I get out of the army? Of course I do not have ptsd but I'm willing to fake it.

The idea of a pot smoker as being a chilled out hippie just shows how much HOLLYWOOD controls your feable farking minds.


Tell that to the chilled out hippy I know who smokes a LOT of pot. I also smoke a lot of pot, and am not a chilled out hippy. My point? All types of people smoke pot, including chilled out hippies.

/obvious

vesendak
Other way around. The idea of a pot smoker as being a chilled out hippie just shows how much HOLLYWOOD controls your feable farking minds.

Ummmmmmmmm...right. Because when I think of stoned people, I think of people killing lots of people in a maddened rage. Right after they eat a bunch of junk food and watch cartoons. I mean I know I've killed hundreds of people.
/right?

Great idea but I call shenanigans.

cool cool tag

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hashshashin

"there are those who dispute this etymology, arguing that it (...) describes a drug whose effects are more like those of alcohol than of hashish"