mmmmm....molten cheese

/nada

poor guy.. whats next O_O

FoamingPipeSnake

It took me a second or two, but yes, that is a very good pun.

"Not now, Kato!"

Behold, the power of cheese.

Jags are gonna need a good punter.

Why did Ron Jeremy need to punt at the Gangbang?

Because he was fourth and long.

What kind of slogan is "keep chopping wood"?? If were just going to create random slogans to motivate our teams, I nominate "rub the sasquatch"

/acknowledges the sexual overtones in these slogans

Beware the cheese my friends...when the moon is fat.

DrySocket
How about "Smell the Glove"?

Before that the slogan was "Keep Melting Cheese"

In canada, it would be the much more dangerous "poutine". And no fair catches!

"American Football....it's a ladies game!"

Now that he's back in action, Chris Hanson just moved a couple of notches closer to the top of my dead pool list.

Sounds like a winner.

Jaguars punter Chris Hanson, who tried to chop his leg off last season and poured molten cheese on himself the season before, is back in action and looking for another accident

Geez, this sounds just like a headline from The Register

Don't believe ESPN's Mike Vick hype, Byron Leftwich is the real deal.

Vick won't last the season (again).

those fondue pots are friggin *scary*. Anything that originated as a medieval fortress defense weapon has no business on my dinner table.

"You on the ladder! You want CHEESE with that??""

/pours
>>>yeeeaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!motherfscker!!<<<<

See? Got him, first shot.

Putting a log and an axe in the locker room is stupid. They should have used a large punching bag full of broken glass.

2004-08-03 08:58:43 PM Marcus Licinius Crassus
Don't believe ESPN's Mike Vick hype, Byron Leftwich is the real deal.

Good thing. Leftwich is my backup QB for fantasy football.

Funny thing is... the dude that has Vick as his starter also has (had) Ricky Williams as one of their RBs.

What supercedes all the other humiliation is the very simple fact that...

the dude's a punter.

Anyone read "Cryptonomicon", cause this story sounds familiar.

Who T.F. is Chris Hanson?

Lazer_ninja

That's the first thing I thought of.

Pokey_Underwood
Funny thing is... the dude that has Vick as his starter also has (had) Ricky Williams as one of their RBs.

Hope you're talking trade with that guy.

I'm dim-witted. Could anyone explain the pun?

JohnnyDanger
"Who T.F. is Chris Hanson"

1. RTFA
2. If you don't know who he is then you dont follow the NFL
3. If you dont follow the NFL then why are you here?

Defeated... de feeted. He almost lost his foot.

No trade. Leftwich is my backup and should only play one game for me. My starter is Tom Brady

"That? Oh that's from that time I lost control of the ax and nearly severed my leg. That one? Uh... that's from an unfortunate cheese fondue accident. I don't want to talk about it."

Comedy gold.

This was the first thing I thought of..
Dr Hibbard: You may never play football again but you can fall back on your major in... Communications. OH GOOD LORD!
Kicker: I know its a phony major. Uchinko learn nothing, NOTHING.
I'm a comm major and most of my classes have at least one football, basketball, baseball and/or hockey player in them.

Pokey_Underwood
I meant you ought to take advantage of the R Williams situation and trade him a sh*tty RB for someone good.

Does Brady put up good FF numbers? I've never had him b/c he doesn't seem like a guy who's going light it up.

What Hanson needs a palsied barber with a rusty straight razor to give him a pubic shave.

Dazzle-

You don't happen to go to a liberal arts college, do you?

/Chris Hanson will be burned by Cheese again!
//if you need explanation, read my brief profile.
///if you still don't get it, god help you.

Yeah, that guy is a total punter. What position does he play?

No, I go to Boston College, which is neither in Boston, nor a College. The majority of campus is in Newton, a suburb ( a small chunk is in Boston however) and its technically a research university, not a college.

My boss goes to church with Chris Hanson and his Wife. He didn't know about the fondue accident when I had told him about the Axe accident. He was like, "OMG, so that's where those burn scars came from. I thought they survived a house fire or something."

I just hope the Jags lock this guy up in a cage whenever he's not playing; he's actually a great punter. Pro bowler I think.

I'd like to see them grab Tim Brown and put him in their to help the new Draft Pick learn how to be a REAL Pro.

/plus, they need WR help

And both Leftwich and Hanson went to Marshall University.

Go Herd!