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(Defamer) Boobies Lindsay Lohan has apparently gotten smaller breast implants (with SFW before-and-after pics)   ( divider line
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155472 clicks; posted to Main » on 03 Aug 2004 at 3:04 PM (13 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2004-08-03 07:49:47 PM  
Aww man no fair I didn't know there was any
2004-08-03 07:51:53 PM  
skyfire360 We're in Phoenix. She's 21 and intense and very smart and good with physics and things like that, plays the violin and drinks absinthe.

She's a cool chick.
2004-08-03 07:53:29 PM  
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I hit it , and you never will!
2004-08-03 07:55:19 PM  
I would console myself with the fact that I just had sex with one of the hottest women on the planet.

makeup is a wonderful thing. any woman in hollywood with mediocre looks can be made to look smoking hot. look at the paparazzi photos of britney in skank mode, for example.

the fact of the matter is, 99% of girls in hollywood who you thing look amazing or extremely hot, are in actuality not, but the product of makeup artists getting paid big salaries.

not saying i wouldnt hit it, just saying she is far from the hottest woman on the planet. she just has really good makeup artists.
2004-08-03 08:38:18 PM  
Fake - and really bad as well...

Her bolt-ons look like what Tabitha Stevens had installed... Pornstar ta-tas - but given that, I'd still like to meat her...
2004-08-03 08:54:35 PM  
2004-08-03 09:03:49 PM  
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Alizee = la hotness nouveau!

Has France surrendered to fake boobie technology?
2004-08-03 09:17:51 PM  
please mod , be dillegent!!
2004-08-03 09:29:29 PM  
Fake? Perhaps, but if so, it's not the usual "tits under the chin" boobjob that's so popular. From the photo which claims to show a scar [looks more like a shadow and a skin condition], those breasticles are hanging naturally low...
2004-08-03 09:42:04 PM  

You crack me up. Well put. :-D
2004-08-03 09:47:15 PM  


It's gonna be more of a kick.
2004-08-03 09:56:49 PM  
Hey Skyfire 360, that was one hot picture of Michael Jackson you posted!
2004-08-03 10:00:55 PM  
Okay, everyone who thinks Lindsay's breasts are real, take one step forward.

Great. The four of you are excused. Thanks!

We have a special assignment for the rest of you. Your assignment is to actually touch and fondle a real woman's breasts. Better yet, how about several women's breasts? There's no deadline, but you might want to do this in your lifetime. Good luck!
2004-08-03 10:02:57 PM  
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Considering the photo used, don't you think it's a bit naive to ask "Why is America falling in love with Lindsay Lohan?"

I mean COME ON.
2004-08-03 10:07:57 PM  
Or... she has a selection of various push-up bras...
2004-08-03 10:31:01 PM  
2004-08-03 10:31:15 PM  
Ah crap...
2004-08-03 10:37:46 PM  

Is that Michael Jackson?

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2004-08-03 10:38:33 PM  
Any NSFW pics/links of Ms. Lohan *AFTER* she turned 18 are HIGHLY ENCOURAGED!
2004-08-03 10:42:23 PM  
I would hit it until it hit me back.
2004-08-03 10:45:46 PM  
Does she actually have NSFW pictures from before she turned eighteen?
2004-08-03 10:51:18 PM  
OK: SO here's my thing. I am a girlfriend of a fark user. I don't mind him looking at porn, well, to an extent. I like looking at it with him. And when he looks at it, I would prefer that he hides the links or deletes the links because it makes me feel inadequate. WHat's my problem?
2004-08-03 11:05:15 PM  
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That this douchebag has a free pass to hit those jubblies makes me sad. The asshat's name is "Wilmer," fer Pete's sake.
2004-08-03 11:11:12 PM  
I would like to make a romance inside of her.
2004-08-03 11:23:48 PM  
Lindsey's breasts are real. That's what 18 year old breasts look like. Of course your confusion is understandable because 99.9% of farkers have never seen 18 year old breasts.
2004-08-03 11:35:15 PM  

OK: SO here's my thing. I am a girlfriend of a fark user. I don't mind him looking at porn, well, to an extent. I like looking at it with him. And when he looks at it, I would prefer that he hides the links or deletes the links because it makes me feel inadequate. WHat's my problem?

First, your boyfriend is going to look at porn, asking him to stop (not that you suggested you might, just saying) would be an incredibly bad idea. Now, your boyfriend is not comparing you to the girls in porn. Porn is not a replacement for you. There is absolutely no reason whatsoever to feel inadequate. Your boyfriend prefers you to porn by many orders of magnitude, I assure you. What's your problem? I assume it's that you're insecure, at least a little. My only suggestion for that would be, in the words of Bob Newheart, to STOP IT. There's certainly no reason to be.
2004-08-03 11:37:03 PM  
One word: tape.
2004-08-03 11:39:25 PM  

Seeing her in that M-B SL55 ( makes me vomitous. I'll be 50 (if I'm WAAAY lucky) before I can get a car like that. Now she's 18, and shes got one. What's left to look forward too? I pity her. I sense she'll never appreciate what she has.

Oh wait -- 14 minutes and counting...

/would still hit it
2004-08-03 11:41:07 PM  
Oh, and why are you asking us? Talk to HIM about it.
2004-08-04 01:13:23 AM  
I feel bad for the moderators on Lohan threads. I salute the ever-vigilant.

Now. They're real. Get out of your mom's basement and oogle some chicks IRL and you'll have a better frame of reference. Sunglasses help for leaving the basement the first time (the cruel light burns us, precious) and for getting around the social stigma involved in unrestrained public oogling.

//i wonder what girls do with the time they save by not obsessing about boobies? or... do they also obsess about boobies? ponder.
2004-08-04 01:27:24 AM  
Haha Moderator.

//gives it a few months before more pics turn up though.
2004-08-04 01:40:34 AM  
good idea mod, we don't need any liability, heh..
2004-08-04 02:03:09 AM  
The Fark Gawds have spoken
2004-08-04 02:24:52 AM  
i'm sorry, but her face is not hot... all for the boobies... don't like fakebake look, or makeup to cover her freckles
2004-08-04 02:53:32 AM  
I wonder how many farkers here have replied to the mod and then have been confused when their comment appeared before the mod's.
2004-08-04 03:28:46 AM  
*cough* hasn't anyone considered that maybe they just enhanced her breasts MORE for that first photo?

Yeah, like no one does that *rolls eyes*

this, in a community full of photoshoppers.... why must I say it. why?
2004-08-04 03:41:19 AM  
Lohan's boobs are fake.

There is too much gappage between them, too much firmness when she's lying down (a natural d-cup will spread out, kind of... it's difficult to describe) and they're just too... fake-looking to be real.

I think eventually they'll look less fake as they settle in. But fake they are. I don't think there's anything wrong with that, though, although she's a bit young for implants, I think.

/bisexual girl
2004-08-04 03:44:44 AM  
In some poses, this gorgeous woman looks a LOT like a young Anne Margaret.


2004-08-04 04:59:59 AM  
Any NSFW pics/links of Ms. Lohan from before she turned 18 will be deleted.
2004-08-04 05:35:42 AM  
2004-08-04 06:39:28 AM  
I don't think she's had a breast reduction, but she sure has had implants.
2004-08-04 08:59:00 AM  
Can I touch them? Then they're real.

/never gonna touch them
2004-08-04 10:15:23 AM  

They say it's not about you, it's them. But they lie. Human males are a species of perverts to varying degrees till the day they die. They'll call a girl a whore if she looks like a playmate, and yet that is what they want all the time. Go figure.

PS: after THREE years on this damned thing, can someone tell me how to quote someone else's comment, so it appears in bold? better late than never. thanks pervs.
2004-08-04 10:24:06 AM  
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2004-08-04 10:38:58 AM  

I still think she is really farking hot.


...the true bonus is how hot all the girls are, and yes I know they are supposed to be in high school, who cares?

'tis true. I could not get over how hot Lacey Chabert is...
2004-08-04 11:00:21 AM  
Hey, Mod, what if we link to the pics in the article? Gotcha there, dont I? hahaha
2004-08-04 11:51:40 AM  
frontierpsychiatry : I was asking to get a male's point of view. I've talked with him about it, and I'm not going to ask him to stop looking at porn. I would just prefer if he hid the links from me. It pisses me off when he has the time to look at porn but not enough time to havev sex with me.
2004-08-04 12:06:38 PM  
Real... on one shes pushin em out, on t'other shes stretching them back...seems simple enough to me. besides, shes my age and has red (kinda) hair, so its all good. sign me up.
2004-08-04 12:19:15 PM  

PS: after THREE years on this damned thing, can someone tell me how to quote someone else's comment, so it appears in bold? better late than never. thanks pervs.

Put a "less than" symbol (shift-comma), a "b", and a "greater-than" symbol (shift-period) in front of the text you want to bold. After the text, put the same series of symbols, but add a slash before the "b".
2004-08-04 12:21:04 PM  
...and you're welcome, perv!!
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