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(IOL)   8 policemen and dog called in on possible robbery, discover two hedgehogs humping instead   ( ) divider line
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2002-01-28 12:14:32 PM  
"carried on sawing"

best euphamism ever

(on a different note, worst grammar abuse in a headline ever)
2002-01-28 12:17:08 PM  
I like how real life events are much better than stuff people make up.
2002-01-28 12:30:42 PM  
8 policemen and dog called in on possible robbery, but discover two hedgehogs have sex instead

Who failed headline 101? Try:

8 policemen and dog called in on possible robbery, but discover two hedgehogs having sex instead
2002-01-28 12:31:18 PM  
Thank god there wasn't a comma between "hedgehogs" and "have". I may have had to cancel lunch.
2002-01-28 12:31:37 PM  
This goes to show just how little I understand about hedgehog sex -- "sawing"? Sounds painful; I'm glad humans have evolved beyond that....
2002-01-28 12:42:19 PM  
What you say?
2002-01-28 12:47:28 PM  
It was just Ron Jeremey whacking off in front of a mirror...
2002-01-28 12:50:31 PM  
The headline just metamorphised in front of me.
2002-01-28 12:51:44 PM  
The headline just changed....hmmmmmmm

Ok, someone has to ask the question: how do "two prickly hedgehogs" have sex?
2002-01-28 12:55:12 PM  
Doggy style...
2002-01-28 12:56:46 PM  
2002-01-28 01:00:34 PM  
"...Two hedgehogs humping, and a partridge in a pear treeee!"

cha cha cha.
2002-01-28 01:24:37 PM  
how do "two prickly hedgehogs" have sex?

2002-01-28 01:56:00 PM  
Hedgehog pr0n?
2002-01-28 02:14:09 PM  
Was Bob Barker called in to take care of things?
2002-01-28 02:16:33 PM  
More of a Sonic Bang rather than Boom...
2002-01-28 02:46:48 PM  
Watch it, or some angry mother will write to the authorities about how she was lying down when her son found this 'explicit' account of sex, which was uncalled for. "He saw this webpage at 2:30! Right around when he's home from school!"
2002-01-28 03:27:15 PM  
Actual headline: "Horny hedgehogs surprise prickly neighbour." I think the mother would get angry over the word horny. Don't believe I've ever seen that word in a US headline. And as for the sawing, I reread the article to determine that it is a play on words since the compaintant said someone was "trying to saw a way into the building." At first I thought it was local slang for doing the wild thang.
2002-01-28 03:47:34 PM  
And then there's the headline under "Related Articles" - about hedgehogs pigging out on beer. One minute you're pigging out on beer and the next thing you know you're having sex at 4:30 in the morning ...Can you relate?
2002-01-28 04:36:09 PM  
those crazy headhogs ;]
2002-01-28 04:36:36 PM  
err hedgehogs i ment
2002-01-28 06:18:21 PM  
Too funny
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