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(CNN)   Porn star to Hungarian voters: "Pull your lever for me."   (cnn.com) divider line 36
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2002-01-27 09:04:03 AM
What?,No campaign commercials?

"Lapdances for everybody"
 
2002-01-27 09:04:21 AM
Is it just me, or is that a picture of Darryl Hannah on smack?
 
2002-01-27 09:12:34 AM
*barf*
 
2002-01-27 09:47:16 AM
So, is this something I can learn to talk about from the Dirty Hungarian Phrasebook?
 
2002-01-27 09:52:22 AM
OK, so they switched out pictures between the porn star story and the transvestite murder victim. It could happen to any news service! Yeesh, "she"'s not a current porn star, that's for sure!
 
2002-01-27 09:58:57 AM
She used to be married to 'artist' Jeff Koons, if I remember correctly. He had his little artisan gnomes produce several life-size, 100% accurate detailed color statues of them copulating, in various interesting poses.
 
2002-01-27 10:25:15 AM
Her lips are scary. Makes me want to hurt puppies.
 
2002-01-27 10:28:15 AM
Her lips remind me of that one blonde in the Black Hole Sun video.
 
2002-01-27 10:35:22 AM
I'm sorry, this isn't part of your business. It's an ELECTION not an ERECTION.
 
2002-01-27 10:39:40 AM
Who would get an erection from her? *shudder* If that's what their porn stars look like, I'm glad I don't live there.
 
2002-01-27 11:09:19 AM
Looks like the CNN photo was taken on a good day. This is the first result that comes up when doing a GIS on Cicciolina:
 
2002-01-27 11:11:56 AM
What are you guy complaining about?

When's the last time you looked at a porn star's face?

She might be on some video's in your basement for all you know.
 
2002-01-27 11:24:47 AM
Yeah, all you radical dudettes, please expose your left breast NOW.
 
2002-01-27 11:59:14 AM
Makes Ashcroft's problem with Minnie Lou That Much More difficult to understand...
 
2002-01-27 12:09:42 PM
"I will not buy this economic stimulus package....it is scratched."
 
2002-01-27 12:29:11 PM
Hungary has 142 registered parties but just six dominate 386-seat parliament.

Now that's the makin's for some good flame wars.

I declare myself a hungarian political party - ex pron stars may apply in person.
 
2002-01-27 12:43:06 PM
6 viable parties?!? Don't those Europeans know that the human brain can only digest 2 political parties?
 
2002-01-27 12:55:26 PM
Sarcasm Slow_Burn?
 
2002-01-27 12:55:59 PM
wsn't this old skank running for office in italy, like 15 years ago?

If memory serves, she's the one who offered to bang Saddam Hussein for the benefit of all mankind.
 
2002-01-27 12:56:34 PM
That CNN photo sure doesn't do her justice.
 
2002-01-27 12:57:50 PM
Are those eyebrows, or is she getting attacked be face-eating caterpillars?
 
2002-01-27 01:14:55 PM
OrphanedWombat that's no woman, that's a man man. Peep the chest hair!
 
2002-01-27 01:16:18 PM
Hmm, I suspected as much. Especially given the site I lifted it from: http://www.gay.it
 
2002-01-27 01:49:05 PM
My hovercraft is full of eels!
 
2002-01-27 01:56:31 PM
Hey, I actually own a video with Cicciolina. Got it a long time ago, a "Dirty Thirty" for $9.99 as I recall.

The first scene has her playing with a doll while this goofball stares on chewing on his finger, apparently impotent to move a muscle. She then puts the doll down, and picks up a transparent dildo, starts eating it, then inserts it...

The poor guy can't stand it any longer, so he finally unzips and blows his wad in her face in about 10 seconds. Turns out he is a lawyer (via translation), and she says something like "it's a good thing you don't charge by the hour".

Then there's a great scene with the late, great Johnny "Wad" Holmes which starts with them on a leather chair with a huge pic of her above them. A little poodle is on the couch with them. She's not convinced he's really the John Holmes, and wants proof. So he unzips, they cut to the poodle while a cast of thousands gets JH hard off-camera, and cut back to her staring wide-eyed at his monstrosity.

There's another scene with JH and another hot woman in a great threesome, and a final scene with her taking on three guys at once, while another hot woman watches.

A pretty decent video, actually. I wish her well in her quest, and will be "pulling my lever" for her via absentee ballot.
 
lbo
2002-01-27 02:18:51 PM
I'll vote for any candidate that isn't a career politician.
 
2002-01-27 02:45:55 PM
Every time I see that headline, I hear "Pour Some Sugar on Me."

Def Leppard GET OUT OF MY HEAD.
 
2002-01-27 04:50:06 PM
After some research, apparently "Cicciolina" is Hungarian for "dog-faced gremlin."
 
2002-01-27 04:56:15 PM
Slow_Burn...

The Human brain can only digest ONE political party. Thats why there is so much trouble.
 
2002-01-27 06:40:04 PM
Her website:

Not safe for work.
 
2002-01-27 06:43:57 PM
Cicciolina is one of the hottest women alive. She has been making great porn for over a decade and she is still as gorgeous as when she made her first film. That photo on CNN just happens to be a bad picture. Here are some where she looks much nicer.





In case those get the censor boot:
Photo 1
Photo 2
Photo 3
 
2002-01-27 06:46:01 PM
I messed up the link to photo 1, here is it again:

Photo 1
 
2002-01-27 07:42:35 PM
My nipples explode with delight!
 
2002-01-27 08:16:38 PM
GAH!!! I sent this one!
 
2002-01-28 11:59:49 AM
Nice body for her age! Um I would need a paper bag over her face to fark her though. :) She almost looks like a guy!
 
2002-01-28 03:53:44 PM
Are you sure the picture from the News page was the same girl as the stuff you posted?

Maybe the one you showed were just a older, and she's started disintegreating since they were taken.
 
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