What on earth do muffins and cookies have to do with prostate trouble?

... Saddam has lost weight after following a diet. He spends his time reading the Quran, writing poetry and tending to a garden

I'm so proud of him.

The WMD are hidden in Saddam's garden! You heard it here first.

I suggest for the next round, a 230 grain dose of lead injection. Lead poisoning.

Guess he's had a hard time keeping the plumbing in good shape without any Rowena Morrill paintings.

I love the photo...

Prostate! Prostate trouble, infidels!!!

[Guy Innagorillasuit]
"What on earth do muffins and cookies have to do with prostate trouble?"

Fiber? Maybe Saddam can't take tea w/o his biscuits?

Prostate trouble? perhaps he needs an exam.

what would happen if Hussein cured cancer?

We can probably find some people willing to give him a prostate exam (with a broom stick).

/duck and cover, baby.

If he has prostate trouble then we all know what he hasn't been doing.

And everyone knows that the best cure for prostate trouble is to slap the patients scrotum repetatively with a steel ruler...

Liberate this.

Please.

Maybe...he had a STROKE of bad luck with his PROSTRATE HE hE hEEH OMG!11!!!! ROFL!!!!!

(I'll go back to my college now)

Why can't the ALL the bad world leaders like, W AND Saddam AND Pol Pot, get strokes and prostate trouble?

Not to say Saddam was a good guy in any form. I just wish god would smite Bush to maybe get him to reconsider the ASININE theocratic leadership style he uses. Saddam == secular. Bush == theocraticular. No offense, but Kerry's got my vote just because he doesn't go around trying to beat people up with a bible and crucifix.

Oh yeah, and when I say "all the bad world leaders", I don't mean Kim Jong Il, because that guy should stick around because he delightfully amuses me with his child-like demeanor and foolishly humorous antics.

GIS for 'stroke me.' Needs more pancake.

Now with worse spelling!

Saddam only declined the prostate examination after four men entered his room with a set of eggbeaters and a ball gag...

He said you ain't seen noting
'till you're down on a muffin
Then you're sure to be a-changin' your ways

AeroSaddam.

Somebody give that man a Big-Mac, some Starbucks, and send him off to Wal-Mart to get some new clothes.

Billy Squier surrenders.

Hey, i bet a glow stick would make it easy to check!

I, for one, welcome our new meme, which was not a meme, then was a meme again, ruling overlords, which were not our overlords before, but now are.

very soon saddam will get a cell mate named dick cheney.
hopefull saddam will roger him arseways.

Looks like evil ARMY is feeding him some dangerous chemicals and shiat.

Ok, who slipped some Ex-Lax into one of Saddam's chocolate muffins?

/Laughing hysterically thanks to CokedUpWerewolf

fisherman62

Please stop projecting your fantasies.

toxic_cheeseburger

what would happen if Hussein cured cancer?

Then all the scientists of the world wouldn't feel quite so guilty about spending their time making cubed watermelons.

Please, let's stop the whole "did/didn't, was/wasn't" headline thing.

C is for cookie . . . and cancer

"eh-heh...kinda reminds me of mah narra you-ree-thrah"


a-yup

Prostate taking instrument (actual size)

ineedattention.com:

Bush == theocraticular


did you hear bush use that word or something?

All in favor of making him and Martha Stewart cell mates?

/It's not cruel and unusual punishment, it's cool and unusual punishment. There's a difference!
=Smidge=

Maybe Saddam could write us all some poetry about his prostate!

C'mon! Send him an email and ask him!

he just wants the rubber covered finger...

I'll give the farker a stroke,... with my nine-iron.

/got nuttin' No WMDs. nuttin'

grandsham

i love that.

I've got your two papers RIGHT HERE. NOW PLAY SERIOUS, ASS!

Damn, grandsham, just beat me to it.

like i said, saddam won't live to see his trial.

/how convenient

grandsham
scissors salute to you! well done.

Another symptom of prostate infection is discoloration of, or blood in, the semen. A doctor I know recommends that men ejaculate as often as possible, as he claims there is a link between abstinence (or infrequent ejaculation) and prostate infection.

He's a GREAT doctor.

Die you farking bag of shiat.