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(Yahoo)   Paris Hilton and sidekick to host Teen Choice Awards. What could go wrong?   ( divider line
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2004-07-28 11:18:30 AM  
now there's a roll model for young americans...
2004-07-28 11:22:14 AM  
She needs to go away.
2004-07-28 11:23:55 AM  
Honestly, who thought this was a good idea?

Dads who take their kids to the Teen Choice Awards, that's who.
2004-07-28 12:12:25 PM  
The "idea guys" from BJ and the Bear laugh at this idea

/best of all I don't pay property tax
2004-07-28 12:49:41 PM  
Is she technically a porn star?
2004-07-28 01:09:36 PM  
Remember, The '99 Teen Choice Awards is where Britney introduced her new breasts to the world.

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2004-07-28 01:12:04 PM  
So does she give BJ's to all the winners backstage? I mean why else hire her huh.
2004-07-28 01:12:28 PM  
Nice headline, but I'm thinking that this should be a Photoshop...
2004-07-28 01:12:34 PM  
Paris-"The choice movie your parents didn't want you to suckin Hog"
2004-07-28 01:12:49 PM  
what the fark is wrong with this country?
whoever made this decision is a farking pig.
2004-07-28 01:13:19 PM  
UPSKIRT MANIA: coming to DVD this fall.

What did my boyfriend Brian Urlacher ever see in that skank?
2004-07-28 01:13:26 PM  
No, really--what /could/ go wrong?

Should've enabled voting.
2004-07-28 01:13:55 PM  
14 minutes and 58 seconds.....
Can't they go away already?
2004-07-28 01:14:16 PM  
2004-07-28 01:14:56 PM  
"Thank heaven for our trust funds given to us by by our daddies, otherwise we'd just be stuckup, no talent, nobodies that nobody cared about."
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2004-07-28 01:15:05 PM  
If it wasn't for that sex tape, she would still be what she was--a wealthy heiress to the Hilton fortune.

Did you even KNOW who Paris Hilton was before the sex tape?

She has what she wants--international stardom. And we keep perpetuating her fifteen minutes of fame.

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2004-07-28 01:15:13 PM  
Rememeber girls: You have to be skinny and willing to give oral sex if you want to be anything in this world.

Good message for today's teens, yeah. We need someone like Lewis Black to straighten them youngin's up.
2004-07-28 01:15:56 PM  
The so-called "celebutants" from the Fox reality show, "The Simple Life 2," will host the 2004 Teen Choice Awards, Fox announced Tuesday.

Is "celebutant" a new word for "porn star?"

2004-07-28 01:18:23 PM  
Nope, I think it's like Celebrity-Mutant
2004-07-28 01:18:31 PM  
What a couple of brain dead twits. Please go away.
2004-07-28 01:18:45 PM  
it must also be a new word for "junkie slut"
2004-07-28 01:19:01 PM  
I hope the machines nuke us out of existance before todays teens get to be old enough to be "in charge" of things. Were doomed either way.
2004-07-28 01:19:05 PM  

Well they're not quite celebrities, and they're not quite mutants, so....

I don't know.
2004-07-28 01:19:11 PM  
They make me want to vomit.

But obviously I'd hit them both if I had half a chance.
2004-07-28 01:19:33 PM  
now there's a roll model for young americans...

I'd prefer a bun model instead.
2004-07-28 01:20:22 PM  

Damn. Beaten.
2004-07-28 01:21:01 PM  
They aren't even late night bar pretty. I'm better looking. I don't understand their appeal.
2004-07-28 01:22:45 PM  
I didn't think this story was important, I didn't care when I read the headline, but I'm bored so I read the comments to see if there was a significant issue I missed. There doesn't seem to be one...still bored...
2004-07-28 01:22:47 PM  
Has anyone mentioned that they don't like Paris yet?
2004-07-28 01:23:17 PM  
the whole thing is horrible to begin with. an award for recklessly exposing teens to scenes that perents would disapprove of! sheesh.
2004-07-28 01:23:21 PM  
Come to think of it Paris Hilton is the perfect host for the TCA. I mean who else is better equiped to teach Teens about safe sex (BJs not cream pies).
2004-07-28 01:23:58 PM  
They aren't even late night bar pretty. I'm better looking. I don't understand their appeal.

Yeah but can you suck the chrome off a trailer hitch? You do need nob gobblin skills to make it big time ya know
2004-07-28 01:24:04 PM  
I concure with MorningBreath, she is much much better looking!
2004-07-28 01:24:34 PM  
Kneel and worship the aristocracy, dogs. It's not like you have a choice.
2004-07-28 01:25:25 PM  
"still bored"

yeah and now you are making us bored. have you considered the possibility of taking your own life?
2004-07-28 01:25:39 PM  
suggested drinking game:

take a shot every time one of them says "that's/he's/it's hot"
methinks it would be about 20 minutes until nap time.
2004-07-28 01:25:49 PM  
man I thought it said teen pro-choice...

what's Pariss' sidekick, a coat hanger....
2004-07-28 01:26:05 PM  
In other news this year's new TCA sponsors are Jill Kelly Productions and Vivid
2004-07-28 01:26:10 PM  
if you watch those awards you will officially be dumber than you were before starting them. the sluts will just make the amount of retardation greater.
2004-07-28 01:26:29 PM  
Nichole Richie...

N stands for NSFW
2004-07-28 01:27:43 PM  
well you aren't bad looking but your chin is weak ...
2004-07-28 01:28:48 PM  
The awards are voted on by teens ages 13 through 19. Because the "Twenty Fourteen" through "Thirty Sixteen" is not allowed to vote.

Teen choice.. 13 - 19
2004-07-28 01:30:19 PM  
The question posed in that headline is just BEGGING for a photoshop.
2004-07-28 01:31:05 PM  
Who cares what could go wrong, think of everything that could go right...

/I vote for the Paris Hilton video, and I don't even know or care what that video is up against in the amateur pr0n category.
2004-07-28 01:31:55 PM  
Dag Yo

She had that reality show and a contract for the second one before the sex tape scandal broke. Personally, I was hoping that the tape would be her downfall and everyone would be disgusted with her. I know I wouldn't be able to show my face after something like that.

But, alas, no dice for us...
2004-07-28 01:34:16 PM  
Maybe there are some kids you should be yelling at to get off your grass. Then you can go to Ken's Country Kitchen Diner. Then biatch that it's too cold then too hot, etc.
2004-07-28 01:34:19 PM  
I'd still hit them and you all know it!
2004-07-28 01:34:34 PM  
can we make them go away?

2004-07-28 01:34:53 PM  
Just think, one well-placed nipple slip (or maybe something more hardcore) on live TV would reset her clock from 14:59:59 to 00:00:01 in an instant.
2004-07-28 01:35:14 PM  
Is it just me, or does she come off as a slut after that video of her getting f*cked was released?
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