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doccm9		2004-07-24 11:09:13 PM

Meep meep.

Mazzic518		2004-07-24 11:10:18 PM

No it is Beep Beep..... thank you come again...

doccm9		2004-07-24 11:11:51 PM

lol, fat bastard.

Mazzic518		2004-07-24 11:13:40 PM

Not for very much longer.... I'm in the 9+ minute mile range now.... dropping weight faster than Ludacris can drop bows

doccm9		2004-07-24 11:15:19 PM

Watch out for the dropping anvil.
Meep meep.

Mazzic518		2004-07-24 11:16:08 PM

God DAMMIT its BEEP BEEP..... don't make me come down there!!!

Mazzic518		2004-07-24 11:18:01 PM

ha see... from the Washington post...

Beep Beep! The Coyote Is Gaining

By Ken Ringle
Special to The Washington Post
Saturday, July 3, 2004; Page C01

Word comes that the legendary coyote, like so many other out-of-town predators, is being spotted more and more in the Washington metropolitan area -- a sort of canine Beltway bandit with attitude looking for opportunities in the East

SpeedStick		2004-07-25 01:18:54 AM

I think it's Veep Veep.

/interrupting the Mazzic518/doccm9 orgy...

Don Dokken		2004-07-25 01:19:21 AM

So many SC stories on Fark recently. We really need a Carolina tag to make us SC farkers proud.

jack21221		2004-07-25 01:19:50 AM

Meep meep!

green tokai		2004-07-25 01:21:44 AM

Only in South Carolina.

/sigh

ilyag		2004-07-25 01:25:57 AM

"Remember me, Eddie? When I killed your brother? I talked just... like... THIS!!!"

LeroyB		2004-07-25 01:27:20 AM

Jeep Jeep

/this is really going to annoy Mazzic518

Halfmast Trousers		2004-07-25 01:33:36 AM

Anyone notice that "Man Run Over by Steamroller" is converted to "Man RAN Over..." in SC?

He got "ran over." Or should I say, "he got hisself ran over."

John_David_Stutts		2004-07-25 01:37:37 AM

REVENGE!

sparkythefarker		2004-07-25 01:38:51 AM

How do you fall off a steamroller... so that it then runs you over?

John_David_Stutts		2004-07-25 01:40:09 AM

Actually it's "He done got hisself runned over".

Aquapussy		2004-07-25 01:41:27 AM

Ya Sparky Im wondering same thing, how the hell do you fall off a slow moving steam roller? ive been in crazy ass logging skidders up steep hils no car could drive up (my friend was a logger lol) and never came close to falling out

sparkythefarker		2004-07-25 01:41:37 AM

Because I can't use this image enough...

jimmyjackfunk		2004-07-25 01:45:32 AM

so uh he had pile of free bird seed laced with iron pellets and when that roadrunner took off he was following on the old roller skate/magnet combo and got pulled into the steamrollers path?

peep peep?
/sorry mazzic

Mitch Mitchell		2004-07-25 02:00:48 AM

It's "meep meep" you silly tarts.

/Chuck Jones fan

EstoyLoco		2004-07-25 02:28:08 AM

God, WHY COULDN'T THERE BE A PICTURE?!?!!? Damn damn damn!

LeroyB		2004-07-25 02:38:48 AM

Ok, here's a picture for EstoyLoco:

BorgHiveMind		2004-07-25 03:14:10 AM

Nah, it's neep neep.

%had to

Johnny English		2004-07-25 03:57:38 AM

Meep meep, thank you

BrotherLove		2004-07-25 05:41:49 AM

It's K-k-k-k-Ken! He's k-k-k-coming to k-k-kill me!

jspenguin		2004-07-25 09:44:06 AM

Emergency workers described the machine as a 1,200-pound "small" steamroller.

Probably one of these:

CokedUpWerewolf		2004-07-25 10:02:03 AM

How would someone go about falling off of a slow moving steamroller they're piloting, AND manage to have their lower body crushed? That takes skill, right there.

ineos		2004-07-25 11:17:34 AM

JSPENGUIN,

Where does the steam come out?

Grimdeath		2004-07-25 11:50:26 AM

Don't these things only move like 2 MPH??

Lemmon714		2004-07-25 12:10:45 PM

I just wonder, what must be going through one's mind as they're being crushed by a steamroller they were recently piloting?

/Holy fark, this is embarassing

SpectroBoy		2004-07-25 12:21:19 PM

BrotherLove - darnit you beat me to it.

SpectroBoy		2004-07-25 12:23:39 PM

I must admit, I have been flattened by a steamroller before. :)

jimmyjackfunk		2004-07-25 02:41:26 PM

2004-07-25 11:50:26 AM Grimdeath

Don't these things only move like 2 MPH??

reminds me of that one scene.

guard:Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Vrillco		2004-07-25 05:51:39 PM

Considering how fast these things go, I say it was a planned suicide.

It's about as ironic as airbags in a Hyundai Accent. If you had one of those:

1. You can't go fast enough to trigger the airbag
2. The airbag detonator is worth more than the car
3. If you had an Accent, you WANT to die.