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(MIT)   MIT Potty Messager: In 3 months before being Farked, 8500 messages. In past 24 hours: 20,000+ messages   ( divider line
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8316 clicks; posted to Main » on 25 Jan 2002 at 11:15 AM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-01-25 11:19:05 AM  
That'll teach ya to fark with fark.
2002-01-25 11:21:42 AM  
Don't look here, the joke's in your hands.

Don't look here, you're pissing on your shoe.

A guy from MIT and a guy from Harvard are using the urinals.
They finish up and the Harvard guy goes to leave.
"Didn't they teach you to wash your hands at Harvard?", says the MIT guy.
The Harvard guy says, "No they taught us not to piss on our hands."
2002-01-25 11:30:24 AM  
um they just gave out a shiatload of ips...
2002-01-25 11:31:14 AM  
if you scan through the list fast you will see, I'm trapped in here! For God sake help me!

Somebody was bored.
2002-01-25 11:31:31 AM  
In others news, MIT students stare blankly at 20,000 terrible potty humor jokes attributed to
2002-01-25 11:31:40 AM  
fark is the shiatniz
2002-01-25 11:32:13 AM  
messages including the word "fb-":
Fb- is the father!
where is fb-?
where is fb-?
Fb- is the farker
Fb- is the farker
Fb- is a homo
Fb- sucks
You smell like Fb-
I heart fb-
Fb- is your father!
fb- is a fag
Fb- is your father!
I know Fb- is gay
Fb- screwed my goat
Is that you, Fb-?
2002-01-25 11:40:57 AM  
'First things first. Where's your shiatter. I've got a turtle poking out... but it's all soft. I'm getting all emotional'
2002-01-25 11:41:24 AM this guy, whoever it is, posted 'Fb- is an asshole' like 25 times. thats.... soo... lame
2002-01-25 11:42:59 AM  
I'm not one to complain about links...but this may be the worst link ever.
2002-01-25 11:47:20 AM  
Glad to say I did my part.
2002-01-25 11:49:08 AM  
w00t! Behold the power of Fark.
2002-01-25 11:55:29 AM  
this sucks in ways I hadn't thought possible
2002-01-25 11:58:14 AM  
dont get too excited...10,000 of those messages are spam
2002-01-25 12:00:42 PM  
- Hey Matt!
- Who said that?
- who is matt?
- Bill?
- i said that
- A friend.
- who is bill?
- Who are you?
- who is bill?
- ??
- Hello?
- who is bill?
- who are you?
- Hi Alex. ;)
- Who are you?
- Hi Alex. ;)
- Matt???
- Hi Alex. ;)
- who are you?
- Could be...
- Was it you?
- Was what - Before?
- No.
- what is this crap?
- Hmmm
- Alex! who is Alex!
- No idea.
- Who are you??????

This had me laughing for hours! Classic!
2002-01-25 12:03:50 PM  
I honestly think that this potty messenger idea is the coolest thing in the world. I hope they become an industry standard.
2002-01-25 12:05:47 PM  
They should put them in the stalls, and the messenger should be two-way.
2002-01-25 12:06:51 PM  
worst link...ever.
2002-01-25 12:09:14 PM  
arn't there GRUE's at M.I.T(remember the lurking horror??)
2002-01-25 12:15:41 PM  
Hey everybody look at me! How many times can I spam the message "" in under a mintue? Look at me!

God, I hate spammers like this: - Tue Jan 1 23:47:49 2002 - G - 0wn3d by: Jmmsbnd007 - Wed Jan 2 00:26:40 2002 - F - - Wed Jan 2 02:05:25 2002 - E - [H] Forum owns Yuo! - Wed Jan 2 06:27:13 2002 - C - tofu waz here - Thu Jan 24 12:56:30 2002 - F - FOR GODS SAKE HELP

People are such idiots.
2002-01-25 12:47:56 PM  
woohoo! my Boobiesed link!
2002-01-25 12:48:13 PM  
Have you seen the unit?

It looks like HAL with call display.
2002-01-25 12:51:15 PM  
ok, that's interesting.. didn't know there was an automatic filter that turns Boobies into "boobies". interesting...

should read:
Woohoo! (or w00t!) My Boobiesed link!
2002-01-25 12:52:40 PM  
So what do the "G" "F" "E" "C" letter codes mean?
2002-01-25 12:53:44 PM  
I don't know. I just copied straight out of the log.
2002-01-25 12:55:19 PM  
ok, getting old...
"boobies" in the above messages should be "f---- p---" - rhymes with "cursed toast"
2002-01-25 12:57:13 PM  
The letter codes are the corresponding tones played by the Potty messager - when sending a message, you have the option of playing a musical note (A-G) along with it.
2002-01-25 12:59:47 PM  
Would somebody tell me why those comments are funny? No, I mean it, seriously. I'm laughing my ass off, and I have no idea why...
2002-01-25 01:22:08 PM  
S/swine--you in there?

Come out with your pants up.
2002-01-25 01:22:48 PM  
do a find for fark on that page. holy damn. I need a program that counts the numbe of instances.
2002-01-25 01:51:12 PM  
Dave - 946 times.
2002-01-25 01:54:35 PM  
My favorites:
"Do a random number"
"Core Dump"
2002-01-25 02:16:43 PM  
All your Potty Units are belong to us.
2002-01-25 02:24:16 PM  
Okay what the hell is this Potty messenger thing?
2002-01-25 02:26:52 PM  
This is a clear case that the lowest common denominator rules--bathroom humor
2002-01-25 02:27:02 PM  
2002-01-25 02:48:16 PM  
2002-01-25 02:51:51 PM  
2002-01-25 03:05:48 PM

I can do that too
2002-01-25 03:38:58 PM  
Now playing, in another thread:
[image from too old to be available]
2002-01-25 04:00:04 PM  
The Foo Floor bathroom has been vacant for 44 minutes.

How the fark do they hold it in so long?
2002-01-25 04:08:17 PM  
Am I the only one that noticed that the headline says "MIT Potty Messager" as opposed to "MIT Potty MESSANGER"? Sheesh, that's a pretty popular muscle massager!
2002-01-25 04:15:09 PM  
Some of those messages were pretty funny...
2002-01-25 05:00:19 PM  
someone had fun....

search for
2002-01-25 05:07:28 PM  
Honestly, they can't stop reading when they're on the can?
2002-01-25 11:15:13 PM  

Welcome to 'the usual gang of idiots'.
Yes, you cannot say 'premier submission' without it being warped by filter. This is to dissuade people from stating that as the Weeners on every single FARK article.

Oh BTW, I'm nobody here. Don't mind me.
2002-01-25 11:16:49 PM  
I didn't say "weeners" I said 'f1r5t c0mm3n7'
2002-01-26 06:23:38 PM  
A correction: until the Fark post we actually had about
31000 messages, after being slashdotted.
(see the old log)

To answer some silly questions I've seen here:

- the "A" "B" "C" codes are notes. Music, you know?
- yes, it really beeps
- yes, we can see it from sitting on the toilet. It takes
a bit of an acrobatic maneuver to see it while taking a shower, but it's plenty visible from everywhere else.
- rtreynor: that's the first time i've seen someone do that; that's funny
- halx: ours is cooler, we can see it while we poop

Amazing. I build a little box, tape it to the wall, and suddenly, over ten thousand people decide that I'm worth entertaining. I love the int0rnet.

2002-01-26 07:41:09 PM - Fri Jan 25 14:42:41 2002 - F - d0od go do drugs - Fri Jan 25 14:42:44 2002 - B - Fark==1337 - Fri Jan 25 14:42:50 2002 - D - fark = gay - Fri Jan 25 14:42:51 2002 - B - better than SA - Fri Jan 25 14:42:55 2002 - D - fark = gay - Fri Jan 25 14:42:58 2002 - D - 1337=lame - Fri Jan 25 14:42:59 2002 - D - fark = gay - Fri Jan 25 14:43:07 2002 - C - You should know - Fri Jan 25 14:43:09 2002 - D - SA=lamer - Fri Jan 25 14:43:09 2002 - F - SA is for negroids - Fri Jan 25 14:43:19 2002 - D - fark is for losers - Fri Jan 25 14:43:22 2002 - G - Drink Listerine, fag - Fri Jan 25 14:43:24 2002 - D - fark is for losers - Fri Jan 25 14:43:26 2002 - A - FREE WIL WHEATON! - Fri Jan 25 14:43:27 2002 - F - loser > negroid
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