It's all about the product placement baby!

Cutie? She has a terrific body, but not even that 10 inches of face paint can hide her ugly mug.

cutie ? freaky.

Like a bad cross between Asia Carrera and Martin Short.

She is not cute. She looks scary.
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I suppose you could just put a bag over her head.

Kind of looks like Clint Howard

A three-bagger.

That's one cracked-out biatch. And she's got a couple Chicklets for front teeth.

Oh yeah, "she" reminded me of:

This isn't a photoshop contest? 'Place Fark.com product advertising in a conspicuous location. Real or edited ok'

I swear on everything holy... that is a man.

the trick is to scroll down so all you see is below the neck

Mr. Programmer

That is the ugliest human being alive.

...the unofficial fark tranny.

I'm glad you all agree. I was going to say, if y'all thought she was hot... Yikes.

This may as well have been a popup. No more of this, please.

Photo 14 makes me want to have a glass of milk.

I would hit it hard! Minus the extra makeup!

... or is this just a radio station finally admitting their news source of choice for their morning show hillarity?

/got nuttin

i have said it before.. and i'll say it again

"We live in a society where women shave off their eyebrows and paint them back on!"

/did i not get the memo?

THAT'S A MAN BABY!!!

/just in case you guys missed it

Looks like they transplanted a plastic head on a real body...okay, almost real

I'd roger her arseways.

/Her arse is probably a better sight.

Hmm. Wake me we have SbB girls in Fark "apparel".

Confronted with that, I would go fark myself.

I am pretty farked up drunk right now so i am pretty sure i would fark it till my clanger fell off

Bride of Chucky?

Bugger. Only goes up to the end of July.

I wanted to see what I would be getting on my birtday.....

Casper
Photo 14 makes me want to have a glass of milk.

Photo 14 makes me want to move to Fresno....... if only I knew where it was....

I know what (or should that be whom) I should have been doing on April 13th......

Forget this girl, but daaamn the #23 chick with the ruler is hot.

/I'd let her measure my shlong, in metric!

I looked at the Pic for 1 February. At the bottom left it said "Stare"

So I have been...........mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

13 is about to fart

Make no mistake, I would.

Oh btw, lot's of "sharp knees" guys out here today.

Anyone got that sharp knees way below my standard Fark-lamer picture somewhere? post it! thank u.

Also, once again: I'd hit.

This must have floated around before, 'cos I've got February 16th safely stored away on my hard-drive....

Just seems like she has a really poor facial expression for the picture.
Slighty open mouth/pout that highlights the line on her face. Would have to see more pictures of her to umm.. prove my hypothesis.

"Flip her over, they all look the same".
My first employer told me this when I was young and impressionable. He was pretty much right.

#2 looks cute until you scan down and see the wreckage left by a belly button ring. Ladies, could you please stop with the stupid piercings? They look horrible and feel worse.

I agree with NoImSpartacus on this one. SbBoobies!!

Haven't seen such hideous make-up since the 80's

Is that one of those Real Dolls?

Wow, some guys here needs to go out more.
I would not just hit "it". I'd actually buy "it" dinner first. Then there should be hitting, or I would get sulky.

I'm sorry but there is definitely something wrong with that face, but perhaps it's just the pic. Personally it freaks me out, I can't look at it for more than a couple seconds. Her eyes define vacuous.

I don't know if you remember, but there was a thread a day or two ago where a guy posted a pic of this SbB girl who had a scary ass face and a hot body and I'm wondering if this is the same chick.

I wouldn't hit it!

what happened to her eyebrows?

scary

I couldn't find the original so I made my own. Feel free to use it.

And yes, it's a ripoff idea, but I couldn't find the original, if someone does please post. thank u.