Mmmmm. Steak! Hey! Mine's all burnt.

Boom

Must have been the onions and blue cheese from the danish style steak.

Sorry, I didn't mean to eat all those beans.

well done.

I submitted this headline with a funnier article.

I assume these firefighters will be grilled about their incompetence.

I was looking through the article for a sentence containing "officials suspect gas", but sadly could find none.

Dogs everywhere weep.

Investigators were trying to determine what sparked the explosion and fire.

Uhh, maybe a car braking a gas line???

I swear, the Star gets dumber and dumber every day.

Like this headline from earlier today:

Plant to stop sending acid mist into Illinois

That's nice.

Your dog wants a fire extinguisher.

ok, i know, I criticize a paper for getting dumber and in the same post I use braking instead of breaking.

/dumbass

Your ass-house got stake-loaded?

Yeah, my friend's band, The Brown Bottle Band, was going to play there tomorrow night. I guess it's time to see what movie's on Lifetime.

My dog no longer wants steak.

Investigators were trying to determine what sparked the explosion and fire.

Uhh, maybe a car braking a gas line???

I swear, the Star gets dumber and dumber every day.

Uhh, the car breaking a gas line didn't spark the explosion.

I swear, people get dumber and dumber every day.

Oh fark. And just when his life was getting in order again, after Bert went evil.

Did anyone else think it was a little strange seeing the "Need to get dinner on the table?" ad above the story?

My dog would rather have a flak vest.

Uhh, the car breaking a gas line didn't spark the explosion.

A car strikes a gas line. Cars have spark plugs designed to cause combustion.

But the 3 sentence article doesn't say his car asploded.

Restaurants have many a pilot light also designed to cause combustion. If the entire building asploded, most likely the entire restaurant was filling with gas. (I know, not the 'entire' restaurant, I'm well aware explosions require at least a little oxygen.)

Man, I'll tell you what, I just about exploded about 6 hours after I ate at a steakhouse. That was some nasty shiat, literally.

/rimshot

most likely the entire restaurant was filling with gas.

ewww.

Paging Mr. Creosote...

I hope all of the dogs are OK.

Your dog wants his steak well-done

/rimshot

I wonder what it would feel like to have your asplode

My hometown used to have an Ernie's Steakpit we used to call it Ernie's Snakepit.


/has less than nothing but more than you.

I'll have the Blue Flame Special,........well done !

If I eat a Seafood Sensation sub at Subway, an hour later, whatever building I'm in will be filled with gas.

Where was Johnny Smith when you needed him?

Well I guess the steakhouse is moooooooving

/bad joke, sorry

Your dog wants to be put out.

and all this time i've been ordering well done when i could have had asploded. bummer.

Wow... well done.. well done. Never have I seen such rare circumstances.

I'm willing to bet insurance fraud.

Deep, I'm moving to Barrie in a few months and I swear, Americans would be ashamed if they knew how much serious ass The Keg kicks. It makes Outback and Texas Roadhouse look like White Castle.

/mmm, and a box o' Timbits for afters!

my home state still providing up to the minute news
teh stupid newspaper

Possible ignition source:

Pilot light left on.
Gas Oven with automatic pulse-type igniter
spark from motor
Knucklehead lighting or tossing away a cigarette.
Spark created when someone tried hitting a stubborn gas valve.
Light Switch.