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(Washington Post)   Supreme Court Justice's mom, knows how to pick out yummy bull testicles (third story)   ( divider line
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2002-01-26 12:23:52 AM  
third story????/
2002-01-26 12:24:08 AM  
That explains a great many things...
2002-01-26 12:24:53 AM  
Oh, that kind of thiurd story.
I thought you meant this is the third incident of this happening
2002-01-26 12:26:44 AM  
Fark headline, writer failed, 3rd grade English. Uses, commas, indiscriminately.
2002-01-26 12:26:54 AM  
That must took some ballz.
2002-01-26 12:28:29 AM  
[image from too old to be available] indeed. I think that I am going to be sick.

Daz, funn e!
2002-01-26 12:35:35 AM  
2002-01-26 12:40:03 AM  
There is a serious lack of boobies links.
yeah........... troll
2002-01-26 12:48:13 AM  
Farking. Sick. Farks.
2002-01-26 12:49:15 AM  
How is this scary? If you've eaten hot dogs, you've probably already had more than your fair share of testicle already.

Not to mention rat feces and pus.

Mmmmmmmmm..... Hot Dogs.
2002-01-26 02:50:45 AM  
Note to self: Next time in Supreme Court, bribe O'Connor with the best batch of bull testicles money can buy.
2002-01-26 03:47:31 AM  
omigod, like, gag me, with a, spoon!

2002-01-26 07:17:46 AM  
This story was reported inaccurately. She didn't say she ate bull testicles, she actually only nibbled on them.
2002-01-26 09:52:09 AM  
Actually, she caught them, weighed them and let them go.
2002-01-26 10:09:44 AM  
Classic Arizona humor:

So this guy goes down to Hermosillo (Mexico) for the bullfights. It's an exhiliarating night of entertainment, and he decides to stop at a small neighborhood bar for a beer to wash down the excitement.

As he sits down and takes a sip, the man at the next table gets a steaming platter full of meat, and the whole bar cheers. Not quite sure what this is all about, the guy asks the bartender, "what did he just order?"

"Eh, I think you say, Rocky mountain oysters, senor," came the reply.

Realizing this is slang for bull's testicles, the guy is vaguely disgusted, and makes a face. "Oh no," says the bartender, "it is quite a delicacy."

So our guy grudgingly asks if he can try some. And the bartender blushes "Well, senor... there is only... one serving per night, you know? Come back after tomorrow's fight and I will save them for you."

So the guy comes back the next night and orders the rocky mountain oysters, and out comes this tiny saucer with two measly meatballs, and the rest of the bar starts giggling and watching him anxiously. Thinking they're messing with the poor gringo, he complains: "Hey! I saw this dish last night, and this isn't how it's served! Give me the real thing!"

Apologetically, the server comes over to explain:

... (wait for it)...

"Ah, Senor, the ah... the bull does not always win."
2002-01-26 08:20:57 PM  
so I know who ate deez nuts

damn wheres my pipe
2002-01-27 08:08:42 PM  
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2002-02-02 05:25:16 PM  
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